Would you fuck a coworker?

Would you fuck a coworker?

Almost everyone in my office is fucking eachother and I'm feeling a bit left out over here.

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>Almost everyone in my office is fucking eachother
lol what kind of company is that

it's going to turn out very awkward for many of them. it's a bad idea, dont get involved.

t. forever awkward at my workplace

sounds like some kind of freak work place. anyways the best strategy is HOLD. your office sexy party virginity only goes up in value over time. Soon they will crave you...

I have, but probably not worth the potential for drama. Depends on the job, though. If you're just a wagie in a service industry, who cares. If you're in an office setting and in the industry you're building a career in? Nah.

Huge global company you'd likely recognise the name of, we're one of the shittier offices where the wages are so low the only people working here are fresh graduates.

just fuck yourself bro, its really that easy

OP mops up after porn shoots

Yes, if it was just you and somebody else. The no. But if it's everybody, and you don't. You get the complaints because you weren't involved. They will all dump shit about /x/ worker on you and you won't hear the end of it for months. Make sure the relationship doesn't last if the others don't though. Otherwise it's endless salt.

That's for women and niggers.
Work ethic is the name of the game. Focus on your work and let forget them

Let’s be real here, you would all poke your co workers and if you’re not it’s because you haven’t found the oppurtunity to do so.

>tfw work in a Boomer office

I wish there were some qt single girls here. There is one in hr but she has a boyfriend. Everyone else is over 40 and married with kids

Yes. A real chad fucks and does work and deals with the consequences. There may or may not be bad consequences, but if you're alpha you can deal with them.
If you are not, then don't but know this: if you ever wish to become alpha you need to start takings risks. Of course be calculated, don't just fuck everything that moves. Fuck them if you actually want to, have the opportunity and they want to fuck you as well.

big if true

If you are not, then don't but know this: if you ever wish to become alpha you need to start takings risks. Of course be calculated, don't just fuck everything that moves. Fuck them if you actually want to, have the opportunity and they want to fuck you as well. If you are not, then don't but know this: if you ever wish to become alpha you need to start takings risks. Of course be calculated, don't just fuck everything that moves. Fuck them if you actually want to, have the opportunity and they want to fuck you as well. If you are not, then don't but know this: if you ever wish to become alpha you need to start takings risks. Of course be calculated, don't just fuck everything that moves. Fuck them if you actually want to, have the opportunity and they want to fuck you as well. If you are not, then don't but know this: if you ever wish to become alpha you need to start takings risks. Of course be calculated, don't just fuck everything that moves. Fuck them if you actually want to, have the opportunity and they want to fuck you as well.

What if you don't want to get fired, have women accuse you of sexual assault, or make children?

IKTFB

>tfw working in engineering division with all the 60+ year old white and asian guys while watching the sales-stacies going on trips to trade shows every month

Probably make 4x what they are but still

they are fucking at the work place or what?

Fucking coworkers is literally the best part of wage cuckery bro

only fuck a coworker if it lets you flex on your other coworkers by establishing your dominance. otherwise it's a bad investment

Not to my knowledge, but they always disappear with eachother after work drinks and word gets around.

If it was this guy

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Probably not. I'm in a small firm in a small town where practically everyone except the new grads are married. Just seems like too much hassle.

I lost my virginity to a coworker at the age of 28.

We kept getting drunk together at office conferences and christmas holidays and retirement partys and she kept trying to fuck and i told her i didn't want to get involved with a coworker even though the reality was i didn't want to fuck her and look like a sperg because i was a virgin so this constant denial made her only want me more until she finally raped me

Goddamn woman ruined the workplace no wonder this world is so fucked

Absolutely. No regrets. I was in (((high-fluctuation))) workplace though.

I've heard this happens a lot at low end jobs like fast food and retail.

kek

That's why they'll still be wagie plebs while you ascend into NEEThood.

>until she finally raped me
Ok, this is epic.
How the fuck do I get women to rape me?

He's a prostitute.

You must channel your inner autist and become unaware of the activities of your co-workers.

Story time, you peasant

This got hot in a hurry. Describe the last part more, user

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Turn them down a lot while maintaining a desirability

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Turn a woman down while pursuing other women.

well restaurants in general