Interviewer asks you to draw parallels between your first job and your first sexual experience

>interviewer asks you to draw parallels between your first job and your first sexual experience

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It involved a family member and I didn't want to do it.

i was self-employed

Kek.

how did that go

both non-existent

> I didn't have either

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Also, checked.

>interviewer asks how life can have meaning if we die ultimately in the end

this can't be real. would they really ask that?

You bet your ass they do. They also check your social media to see if you're normie enough to be well adjusted for the corporate culture. No social media? Automatic disqualification

i don't have facebook and i got my job just fine

No they dont, not in any serious business.

Test

I was deeply involved with an entrepreneurship involving import export of exotic arts. I guess you could say it was very LUCRATIVE~ *unzip dick*

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I finished before the partner even had started fucking me

Where do you live?
Interviewer prob thought you were a virgin and was just fucking with you. Should have told him to fuck off.

Pretty sure that's illegal desu

both times i was raped. literally and figuratively

well fucking done.

I was going to say that I only got paid 10$ for both.

>learned a lot
>taught me the value of always improving
add an amirite;) at the end and done.

Yeah my first couple jobs did a standard penis inspection too

In both positions I was able to synergize my strengths and minimalize my deficiencies to work together and come to the desired result in a short time frame.

that sounds like a cool job, user

the job: ass balloon cocaine extractor

A minor explained to me what I'm supposed to do.

Both ended prematurely.

i came both times

next question please

Just make something up, it's easy. What really sucks is when they do penis inspection

fpbp

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top kek

Ask if he has a straight edge you can borrow.

I wasn't of legal age, but just eager to get started.

The people that saw me do it had a lot of harsh comments on how to improve.

I was glad to get started and even more glad to get it over with.

>record conversation sue for sexual harassment and escape debt slavery

Big brain energy

If I get hired, this will be my first job, so you can be my first sexual experience as well. Two birds, one stone. *wink*

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The only way the two were similar is they both had direct deposit.

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