>Listen to us banks goys, according to our tests only (((central bank))) printed currencies pass our tests! Dumb fucking goys.
Julian Morales
Puh-leez I bought this pile the other day for $15k on craigslist, gonna bring it to the bank tomorrow when they open and put them in a safe deposit box Won't crack open till $100k per coin Nevercoiners BTFO
But user, "They’re not a great unit of exchange. They don’t hold value, and they’re slower." are facts that anyone with any actual experience with cryptos can't deny without simultaneously admitting to being a delusional idiot.
Adrian Brooks
>hating banks You are a real edgyboi
Connor Lewis
UK bank payments take days, though. Payment on Thursday can come in on Tuesday due to bank delays and no processing on weekends. Even Shitcoin is a 5 minute thing.
>crypto "currencies" ummm guys, you did know this right? did you think that after having one available for use for 10 years, and no-one using it, it was because there was something they were missing?
Crypto "currencies" are a meme, a POC for blockchain and DLT that will be used for smart contracts.
>public ledger do you show everyone your bank account? do you want to?
jesus, some people are slow on the uptake
Luis Wilson
Shit bro you're right. If only there was a cryptocurrency that didn't display everyone's balances and transactions.
Camden Jenkins
>and they’re slower. ???????????????????????????????? it takes fucking 7 days to get my money from bank to coinbase
FUCK OFF KIKES
Wyatt Fisher
sure. now you just need mom and pop to adopt it, for it to be in stores, for anyone who isnt tech literate to be able to use it. when your grandma starts buying her prune juice with monero, then this is a valid argument
it's dark market and NEET play money till then
Joshua Butler
they CAN move it near instantly, they choose not to
Adam Bennett
Coping? It's the banks that are gonna cope. They are scared of crypto and metals, that's why they keep suppressing them. How long will that last you think? kek
Evan Collins
OH FUCK BANK OF ENGLAND JUST SAID ITS WORTHLESS GUYS, I"VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. ITS ALL OVER. SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Jeremiah Diaz
LMAO buy signal is getting real close fellas, were almost there
Adam Campbell
yep how low do you think we are going?
Luke Gutierrez
>says increasingly nervous man for the seventh time this year
Bentley Russell
crypto is worthless? yes. 99.9% of it. the problem is btc is not in that 99.9%, and that's all that matters, if you're not some worthless late adopter anyway
Its only fast and relatively cheap because no-one uses it. Remember transaction times and cost December 2017? Btc was disgustingly slow
Oliver Smith
yeah btc but there are many other coins that are much faster right?
Leo Edwards
That makes it even fucking worse
Carter Lopez
agreed, which is why in countries like Australia, we have NPP. Near instant and free. pay to someones registered email/mobile number across banks
Adam Rogers
the point being, they can do it, with the right motivation. think they cant roll that out worldwide when they want, or again, when they have the motivation?
Ethan Howard
>unit of exchange This is about government regulation, not the tech. Building a Etpos-like terminal is simple, even the Bch scammers have one. The problem is you can't easily conduct business with it, since the fiat on-ramps act as major choke points. Unless you're working directly for crypto it's too much hassle for day to day use.
>They don't hold value What are stablecoins? DAI is amazing (since it's totally transparent) & more and more Eth dapps are using it (not that normies give a shit yet - but they will). Again, this has nothing to do with tech, all about other factors.
>They're slower Behind the scenes bank settlement to the retailer takes days. They basically just have a trust system where they block part of your funds if you pay electronically & let you walk out the store, then they settle everything behind the scenes later. I've had to wait a week or more for purchases to clear. It's easy to implement a similar system eg. a banking smart contract that does the same as the above would be simple, and it's just as fast as the next block mining - not days to settle. Combine that with a system of decentralised Oracles (you know which one...) for validation of the PoS endpoint validity and you've got something far superior for both merchants & banks to use.
Angel Lee
Hopefully
Aiden Bailey
They should have the motivation before crypto. Now they will die a slow death.
Brandon Flores
Crypto has ALWAYS been a pump and dump scheme. You know it, I know it, everyone who has ever heard of it knows it. You don't go to the grocery store and pay with crypto because you fear you're losing out potential gains. You don't hesitate about paying with dollars just because it may go up or down against the yen or euro tomorrow. The cryptomarket is speculators trying to trick each other to get what they really want, which is ironically dollars, yen, and euros, the fiat currency which they "claim" to despise.
Ayden Kelly
This. Crypto as a currency is a meme. He's actually right.
>It's easy to implement a similar system eg. a banking smart contract that does the same as the above would be simple, and it's just as fast as the next block mining - not days to settle. Combine that with a system of decentralised Oracles (you know which one...) for validation of the PoS endpoint validity and you've got something far superior for both merchants & banks to use. Once all these things happen crypto will really take off I bet. I better buy more 10 year old crashed crypto now bc someone is sure to build all that stuff i listed soon...
The bitcoins I bought in May 2013 for under $100 USD were eventually sold in 2017 at an average price of $5300 USD. Sounds like holding value to me
>slower Go to your bank and try and transfer $15,000. See how long it takes. Then go home, and send $15,000 in bitcoin from one wallet to another. I guarantee you bitcoin is both faster and cheaper by orders of magnitude.
Jose Rivera
The year is 2019
Luis Ross
Yes, the year is 2019, and even following an 85% decline in value, the traded price today of $3,550 USD is still well, well above where it was at any point in 2013.
Agreed; for anyone that didn't buy the last 6 months of 2017; Bitcoin was a great store of value;
Christian Martinez
>great store of value over time. oh except that time when people lost thousands seems reliable, can't imagine why it hasn't had more uptake
Leo Ramirez
You gained money if you bought it for like 90% of the time it has existed
Ayden Martinez
>They don’t hold value you're missing the point, it went up, great, people made money, but it didn't HOLD its value... its the holding part
Jonathan Harris
Then wtf is the point of anyone else buying past 2017? You literally just fudded yourself.
Jackson Martinez
Stupid question, is there any documentation over the very first currencies in the world taking forever to adopt?
Nathaniel Johnson
Famous last words
Josiah Murphy
I cant wait until xrp takes a massive dump on his employers chest
Anthony Mitchell
>retard can’t into fractions bitcoin is 1/2000+ cryptocurrencies
Nicholas Fisher
Mainstream leaders going on television and demonstrating a complete lack of understanding of the technology makes us unironically in early days.
Cameron Thomas
>1/2000+ cryptocurrencies are you this retarded? use some context you brainlet, hes not on CNN talking about PonziCoin and its $5,000 market cap, or any of the other pieces of shit you wasted money on
Carson Rivera
Bull run, we made it, bitcoin is 5k and going up. It's time to buy in. Xrp mooning too. Look at those green candles! We're rich. Lambo
The biggest mistake behind this statement is basing a store of value (risk of permanent capital loss) on volatility. CAPM is a load of bullshit if you ask any of the worlds top investors.
The truth is most crypto are finite and deflationary over long periods of time due while FIAT is (in practice) over long periods of time inflationary and infinite.
Therefore, crypto is a better store of value in theory. However, this is only possible after mass adoption. I doubt we will get there because there is no catalyst for mass crypto adoption. Trying to replace FIAT with crypto is like trying to replace Google. Its just not going to happen because of the advantage of stability of FIAT due to network effects.
Zachary King
>Remember banks are our friends goys, remember what happened in 2008!!
Early adopters who cashed out the moment it exploded and entrants to the market started throwing their currency in. A bunch of people got convinced especially in late 2017 that bitcoin was a big deal, and they fulfilled the pay day of all the old fucks, and now it is deflating again. It was mostly a zero-sum game with only a marginal utility for things like avoiding capital controls and buying drugs actually boosting its value.
Xavier Lee
>because there is no catalyst for mass crypto adoption tax avoision being able to pay people under minimum wage
Im sure something will come along
Andrew Johnson
Chainlink isn't 10 years old, what are you babbling about?
Joshua Collins
Wait...you think all that's yet to be built?!? How stupid are you? We're just waiting on a mainnet to launch MWAHAHAHAHHA Holy fuck you're actually a retarded bommer, who thought I was talking about BTC! Gtfo back to Jow Forumsbuttcoin you plebbitor.
Jacob Collins
he's right about cryptocurrencies in their current form. apart from that they're more fungible due to permissionlessness.
Jason Hall
He's missing the part about being open platforms for innovators to do anything. How would he understand the value of suprise?
Chase Lewis
>He's missing the part about being open platforms for innovators to do anythin
Uhh dude have you ever heard of the INTERNEEEET. Its this thing, where innovators can make like. STuff, and you can exchange money on it using paypal or your own checkout system. Wow duuuuuude we need crypto for the "innovators!" to make ah uhh.....another internet!
Lucas Young
Yes the internet has been a boon to us all. Hard to imagine most did not understand it's significance. Very similar with the craftable reward ecosystems of today. Hard to believe some people still don't get it.
Evan Cox
All this means is BTC is btfo, which he is right about.
Cameron Rodriguez
>taking what Bank of Rothchild are saying at face value. Not. Gonna. Make. It
Nicholas Ramirez
You don't need crypto to build websites or apps. What the fuck is so special about crypto? I can build a tower by stacking $US dollar bills in real life but guess what, that's not going to affect the price of the dollar.
Alexander Cooper
Crypto can suprise us, it can outlive us. It's permissionless at it's core and can be used by machines. You want me to iterate use cases? Find some type of practical value for you? No. I don't need you to believe, but pay attention. When you see a dapp that suprises you, remember that is the power. We live in an age of disruption and crypto is encouraging it while traditional systems are discouraging it.