/smg/ - Stalker Market General

Bobo Strikes Back Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

/smg/'s past victims:

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First for fuck bears

Second for new semester of uni starting.

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Circuit breakers this week

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FUTURES ARE RED EVERYBODY FREAK OUT

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Well, well, well

What do we have here

AHHHHHHH NO THE MARKET IS GOING TO CRASH WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL

selling calls tomorrow to some retarded bulls

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Waiting for a dip so I can unload my BAC puts on someone dumber than me

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If you do not use TA. Please explain how you find good buy in points and selling points?

Good thing I sold everything Friday. Thank you TA fags.

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TA is fake and gay. People use it to confirm their own hypothesis because that's all it's good for. Might as well just pay me $5 and I'll tell you your stupid idea is good.

>*inhales*

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>bullish cross on Ichimoku and MACD
>RSI in healthy territory

SPY seems fine to me, TA-wise

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Yeah not an answer to the question. Instead you resort to insulting TA which I never said was good or bad. I am asking a simple question. When do you know when to buy and sell without?

the 2 month vs. 5 minute bars have quite a difference don't they

I'm all in crypto right now, seems like the stock markets are crashing how much farther is it doing down?

Might look to add some stocks for diversification

Holy fuck you're stupid

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Stop looking at MACD and RSI, they super painted

Clouds are ok, if you want conf use OBV

Red futures = negative sentiment at this specific time priced in. The market is ridiculously efficient. ;)

buy puts and short. It would be risky desu to buy long right now.

no you moron, the shorts only feed the system with the interest.

SELL EVERYTHING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ASIAN MARKETS ARE CLIFF DIVING. SELL. RALLY WAS A BULL TRAP. SELL.

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>super painted

not sure what you're getting at, but I'll look into OBV as well


Monthly Ichi looks good as well
RSI is slighly overbought, but only slightly above 70

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If I’m a long term investor, how long would it take to recover from a crash if I put money in now?

>only slightly above 70

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then puts you double moron

this isnt crypto. Could be years. or the bull could return and make another run but that is unlikely. I got back into stocks recently because I believe bear times are here and that recent run up was a bull trap. We will see.

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Will the crypto stock negative correlation continue?

Reminder SPX 3000 End of Year

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No

red futures, green eod

Vagina Girl did you just cut my thread short

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circuit breakers this week

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America is extraditing and charging the daughter of a major figure in Chinese government. Trade deal just imploded. Look at Nikkei and Shanghai they are in free fall. You are completely delusional.

wew
first reply was meant for you

Red Tuesday, Wednesday, Green rest of the week. Great January overall

DONT DO TA ON ANY CHART UNDER AT LEAST THE DAILY LOL

Colgate earnings Friday CHA CHING CHA CHING

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Get in $XXII midday tomorrow

Sell north of 2.80

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Pretty ok week made some monies

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Futures looking good bulltards

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What's going to be the best performing stock of 2019 and why is it LCI?

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sell at +30% gain or -20% loss
that's it

LCI is going to 0

Really feels like drumpf's house of cards is crumbling now. Asia in free fall and US futures all red. Economy is about to implode, government shutdown indefinitely, russia investigation heating up. I think we are about to witness American history this year. Could even haven an impeachment when all is said and done.

I can't wait desu. I've been waiting for this for years.

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Your portfolio is going to 0 and you're still going to be a beta virgin

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>bears getting this cocky over a less than 1% drop in asian markets and futures

Christmas Eve was the bottom, we won't be seeing those levels for a long time

>futures down .75%
>THIS IS IT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING DRUMPF'S HOUSE OF CARDS IS GOING TO FALL THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS GOING TO COLLAPSE

I wish I took a SS of when you said LCI getting downgraded was good for the company.

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>This time it's different

Go circlejerk on Twitter with that bullshit.

you have to feel the market

Maybe I’ll be able to buy some PCG calls before they get bailed out.

you realize your permabull delusion is just as bad as permabear delusion, right?

> babys first downturn
> the post

I agree but how long it takes to accomplish this?

what did you mean by this? I'm simply pointing out extremists on both sides are both retarded.

Pendulum was in grade school during the last recession...

Permabulls still wining strong after 100 years

Pendugay isnt actually a real bull though, he holds a penny stock and 1 defensive stock as if a recession is coming

wrong

thought's Jow Forums? youtube.com/watch?v=QYh6mYIJG2Y

perma-anything means you trade emotionally

>buying stocks instead of real estate

Pic related is everyone itt

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Its mathmatically impossible for the spx to not go up. Inflation and growing earnings and cashflows will always make it go up.


Its totally fine to trade directions, but if you arent a Bull long term youre just an idiot

obviously on the decade scale the only logical direction is up, but you're ignoring the fact we're over due for a multi-year major recession which will make most people here capitulate. no one here actually talks about things long term.

spare me the doomsday retard shit. My models says we hit 3000 this year because of Interest rate mechanics.

good luck with that

I have to get up at 7 and bike in freezing cold temperatures to get to my lecture tomorrow. fucking sucks. Also everyone hates me, but that is a constant atleast.

Anyone trade with hedges using cfds on indexes?

i think long term bro, i just dont spam this thread with me $300 market buys of biomemes

we are here we just dont need to get constant attention and validation for our index fund purchases

I dont need luck I have math and the time space Vector on my side

Sure you have. You did what an entire team of math PhDs couldn't figure out.

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NLST

Thats right Foreigner

Remember this face when we hit 3000 this YEAR as in 2019

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>Nikki is using the thought matrix now
uh oh

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Yikes. We may be in for yet another repeat of Latin American history.

>helicopter rides are coming back in fashion
Finally.

Wait I don't get it. Why isn't pre-market open? Is it because MLK day yesterday or is pre-market never a thing after closed days in general, like after sunday?

it is open though

No, I mean 'American trained' market fundamentalists start feverishly tearing down tariffs and prudential capital controls, eventually leading to rampant speculation, a balance of payments crisis, a draining of foreign reserves, soaring external debt, and sovereign debt defaults.

I don't know exactly what it is about the Latin American mindset, but they treat economics (regardless of flavor) like one would treat a religion. They don't seem able or willing to grasp the underlying mechanics of economies, substituting that instead with a cultish devotion to whatever economic prescripts they were taught to like.

Oh shit you're right. I guess my broker farded and shidded.

Bump. You guys wake up too late to ever make it.

im still drunk after mlk day

do burgers actually celebrate it with a party or something?

>"hey guys lets celebrate that some nigger got shot"
Y-you aren't racist, right user?

I'm just an ignorant foreigner. Hmm, so its the day he got shot. Do people mourn then or something? What's the deal?

I get that people want to mark something to do with MLK due to civil rights history etc, but uh, a holiday? What do people do on marthin luther king day?

If I asked what people did on thanksgiving, answers would be pretty concrete.

Are EEM calls a good idea right now? Pls help

is swing trading feasible if i work the night shift at my job and basically sleep during open market hours?

Wait till you have a real job, youll be begging to go back to school

No, not really.

Asian markets down .5%
>freefall

Weak fud bear

It's a psyop to perpetuate white guilt

>set limit orders while you're awake
>they execute when you're asleep

Yes, as long as you're able to keep track of the stocks you're holding

Lost nearly all my gains in after market

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