I need some serious help right now

I need some serious help right now.

I have $150,000 that I need to turn into 1 million within the year. I need it to buy a house since I may be homeless soon. And I'd rather not live in the slums.

the problem is I have zero income (got money from dad's death lawsuit)

I have creative and artistic skills (comic art/cartooning, screenwriting videography, photography, etc) which has been difficult to gather traction in freelancing. (plus I have no idea what to do about taxes; what they even mean or how to pay them)

Someone please help me understand what I should be doing. please no crypto tho. I need guaranteed income that can generate a million per year.

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Go to India
Live in apartment in City and eat like a student for $700/mo .

You have enough to retire already

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kek get a job. as a designer or as an assistant for projects.
then, after you've got yourself some cash, get an insurance or move to Eastern Europe, where property costs 10k.

>Go to India
>move to Eastern Europe

sheesh is the U.S. that bad?

isn't this called a hostile takeover? I doubt I'd be able to buy 51% of a company with 150k.

lol ad I doubt they'd pay me a million to buy me out.

>assistant for projects
I'll have to look around for that . I'll have to hustle and save like mad tho.

lmao best series

>he thinks he can just move wherever he wants
>doesn't know how visas work
>doesn't understand how citizenship works
>american
never going to make it

>I need guaranteed income that can generate a million per year.
lol fucking loser. you basically have no skills and think you can just magically generate a million?