Imagine you're a multi billionaire. How would you use your money to piss off as large amount of people as possible?

Become president of the united states. . .

I was thinking I'd build a factory of sorts whose sole purpose is to pollute the air and water. I'd build it in the international waters so I don't have to deal with law enforcement.

I would use the money to remake old classics like lord of the rings in a more modern and "enlightened" approach, with gay hobbits, trans elves, gender fluid ents, orcs would become a symbol for native Americans being oppressed by whites, 70% of the human cast would be made of black people, all villains would remain white males.
Also Aragorn would discover a long lost sister of his, that is much more talented and more deserving of the throne, but he will go against her because he feels threatened by her superior skill with both the sword and bow, as well her superior diplomatic talent, but she will win in the end and smash the patriarch that rules over gondor.
And from Tolkien rolling in his grave we will make the first perpetual motion machine.

Create a eugenics program and start a break away civilization

got the whole world swinging from my nutz

based & redpilled

Where do I sign up its time to show the world how POWERFUL and DIVERSE we are with our big buckaroos

I thought amazon is already on that ?

Fund Trumps Re election campaign

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Write ITS OK TO BE WHITE on the moon so its visible from Earth

and then shut down the government to play golf for a month

This man gets it.

Another word for it is "deflation", which is probably not something you will ever experience while Federal Reserve Notes are in circulation.

All you get with that is bubbles and recessions. The digital USD is what needs to be burned.

I think they are going to start exploring "new ground" in the universe of LOTR, which means people are actually paying to make movies out of fanfiction tier writing.

Start a new sports team in a remote place with as little locals as possible (do everything that may prevent them from feeling a connection to the team too, but it might fail). Buy the best talent in the world, win championships. Every fan of that sport in the world would hate your guts.

Forgot to add "buy the refs and goverining bodies of the sport", but that's already a given I assume.

WRONG! Deflation hurts everyone.

t. Federal Reserve

Personally deliver a comically large check to Trump and pay for the wall myself

This would literally be the best thing you can do. It would piss off so fucking many people. You would probably go down in history as the biggest joker of all time.

Single-handedly fund the border wall

No copying each others home work user. See me after class.

Bite me teach i'm not coming back from recess

I would put all the money into an index fund and live off the interest, telling people each year how much money I had doing nothing.

There is nothing in the world more frustrating to people than the realization you can do nothing and make more money than them.

id give ten bucks to every person in the world

fund ISIS anonymously though crypto

fund BBC propaganda to spite poltards

>I would put all the money into an index fund and live off the interest
Isn't this what wealthy people do for the most part?

I'd be like a more nazi George Soros and donate liberally to pro-white causes.

It's exactly what they do. Mutual funds are dying and it's because the wealthy have realized no company can beat the index reliably and no person can predict the markets in the long term.

7% compounded annually on millions, you are set for life without reducing the original amount which means you literally have infinite money.

I’d start my country where I’m waited on hand and foot by thots, then start an American Idol style competition where poor teenage thots compete for the privilege of getting sodomized by me daily in exchange for living in my palatial mansion. Oh, and I’d start a charity to encourage blacks to self sterilize and improve the world’s gene pool.

You can't do that. Only the federal government can allocate money to the wall. Your money would just be spent somewhere else.

Go all in on BTC
Market sell everything at once, so the market tanks.

Alternatively, buy Reddit and then fuck it up with ads and spyware and delete sjw subreddits

Whatever billionaires are doing now seems like it's already pissing a lot of people off. No need to think up anything new

Become President of the United States of America

I want to get all the money I can get and then burn it.

Yep.
>donate 50 billion to the government for Trump to build the greatest wall in the world
>nope.jpg
>40 billion goes to military, 5 billion to welfare, 5 billion to healthcare
>thank you for being an American patriot, please donate again soon!

>he thinks there's no risk

And yet the healthcare and welfare of America is dogshit compared to Europe.
And the military does nothing but wage wars in the middle east.

What would you do with all that money seriously Jow Forums?

I would go into a narcotic haze and probably die of a heroin overdose. It's probably why I'm not rich, cause I'm more interested in getting high than getting rich first.

Lol get fucked. You're not entitled to healthcare bitch. There's a reason why rich europeans flee to the US when they find a tumor in their colon

To get inferior care and aids?

You don't see poor Europeans fleeing to America for healthcare unless it's experimental in which case they want to make use of America's lack of regulations on harmful procedures.

I would pump LINK while everything else is going down, then dump it hard as the rest of the market recovers.

580 USA Billionaires vs 468 in all of Europe, even China has you beat. I’ll take a country with a taller ladder for opportunity to rise over as a king of plebs any day

German here.

No, because the private Healthcare system is superior to our Socialist hellhole. The Specialist Doctors in the US don't earn 300k+, because they are worse than German Shrieks, but because their education und healthcare system is superior.

Studying Medicine in my fourth year right now, gonna move to the US because of imported cultural enrichment. And because money. AMERICAA, FUCK YEAH

You're not gonna be a billionaire. I'm 99% sure of that.

Elect a television show host to the highest political office.

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so you're saying there is still a chance?

Seems like it already pissed you off.

donate it to female twitch streamers

Rofl, mother fuckers played themselves. Red pill is really nothing matters and both parties are the same garbage just in a different wrapper. Its basically Pokemon Red and Blue.

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Build a large KFC that only gave out free fried chicken to people above the median wage

>Buy billions of dollars of oil.
>Burn it.
>Buy billions of dollars of white girls
>Burn them
>Buy and old growth forest
>Burn it

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dump oil into the ocean
(preferably near coral reefs)

Dumbass 1% is good odds
>1/3,200,000
But I’m %99.99999... sure you’re a fucking pleb
+1 plebs
I’ll take them’ odds
Sqrt(100) is 10. Sqrt law predicts that I have a 1 in 10 odds to perform in the perfect capacity to reach the 1% of all performers going off your prediction :^) fag

Donate bigly to Donald Trump's 2020 campaign and make sure everyone knows it's me doing it.

Colonize south Georgia island

Why do you take everything so personal Elon? You're a great man and you will dine in the halls of the greats when you die don't get so mad.

Will you help South Africans in their coming struggle?

Came here to post this.

I would create a crowdfunding site bigger than Kickstarter, but only for certified retards and the criminally insane. Then I would make the good ideas happen.

Wait, am I on the wrong containment board?

couldn't you start companies to offer contracts to do the work for free so the government doesn't need to allocate funds, just decide to take the contracts and get it build (on your dollar)?

Ok new idea:

Build a giant sandbar from Japan to Taiwan, 5m depth

Make high quality right wing propaganda videos with catchy EDM to get zoomers riled up about the holohaox and white genocide

mass production of wage cages, dubs chooses a feature

Like poorfag niggas understand that

Bendy straws

Don't you mean Jerusalem?

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send millions of straws to california

Heh...Heh... That's not true, deflation hurts the economy. Printing a fuckload of money and destroying the buying power of the currency is good for the economy because it makes people go out and spend money rather than save and if you question that at all, AT ALL, I will unleash so many fucking American educated econ majors on your ass that you will be shitting pages from The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money for the rest of your life.

Gold is perfect then. It's mined like bitcoin but very slightly inflationary so people still have an insentive to spend.

XRP bull run mooning green candles putin buying china legal bitcoin up lambo etf approved.

i'd ask master, ofc

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Fund refugee camps

This and pressure him to depower the IRS

Since you mentioned imaginary, assuming a Ponzi scheme, something along the lines of Madoff and that happened already

Why piss off people anyway, wouldn't personally do that.

I would buyout Jow Forums and remove captcha from Jow Forums

build section 8 housing in the middle of major cities

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Use it to start a white ethical state

I'd buy billboards along popular highways.

unironically setup a begging station and beg for money

Delete reddit

I'd buy link unironically

Build a ram temple in Ayodhya

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>buy 7 consecutive billboards along a stretch of the road
>the busier the highway the better
>spell out niggers one letter at a time

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>miss the first two billboards
>see first G
>notice second G
>E
>R
>take the next exit just to double back