/smg/ - Stock Market General

CHEEESEEEEEEEE edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

tripfag complaintion station:

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Other urls found in this thread:

otcmarkets.com/stock/ICLD/overview
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>/smg/ op image
COMFY

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Third for bull run is back

EVERYONE BE NICE IN THIS THREAD OR I SWEAR I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU

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Cant i just use robinhood?

How do I stop losing money

LCI mid teens soon.

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We're going on a Golden Bull adventure

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How do I capitalize on cucks, thots and drugs all at the same time? Outside of bikini barista dude weed coffee shops?

You could short LCI if they didn't have under $1m daily volume and no liquidity.

Still green faggot bears
Bulls.
Never.
Lose.

wow look at that institutional ownership!!

and whats that.. an upgrade!?!? awesome.. i love LCI now

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Fellow Jow Forumsunessmen,

>mid 20s
>33k student debt (super low %)
>30k in the bank
>take-home pay 45k
>everyone saying "take risk in your 20s"

Should I put a large portion of the 30k into an index fund or stocks?

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WEEEEEEEED.... ZOMBIE.. WANT.. WEED

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That low volume right now is a good sign... it shows that shorts are running out of bullets and they are hitting a stale mate.... ... exhaustion...

LYV

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Soon

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STOP GOING UP REEEEEEEEEE

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Haha is that big5/lci shill?

this is pretty much the number 1 stock that fucks over newbies shorting. You probably have already been thoroughly fucked and know this though

No it's Neil Willis, the west side villain, selling crack to Marissa, old school dissa'
(smoked all his money away and moved back in with his parents)
Close enough though

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>sold my LCI at a 10% loss
>immediately start making it back on SPY calls from the bottom
Hehe EZ

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Upgraded to a to SGL-3 KEK

>A rating of the risk, published by Moody's, that a company will not be able to meet its short-term liabilities due to illiquidity. An SGL-3 rating is the second least liquid rating. This indicates a company may or may not have cash on hand to pay immediate obligations.

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Buy IQ if you want the same rally BILI had after it bottom. 88% upside potential from here.

I'm shorting emerging markets, fuck off there's always a place that's going to lose next.

I short China with CHAD

fucking a ratsu good shit.

Rate my food stocks
>GIS
>K
>MNST (lol)

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you'll FOMO back in......

LCI is a terrible company, awful debt, over leveraged, terrible management, no cash flow.

I did my lines today

Ive been trading K but I have a gripe against it after reading a long article. I dont remember the contents of this article nor the link. Also I hate them because they are the sole reason for circumcision in america (this doesnt effect the price)

>LCI is a terrible company, awful debt, over leveraged, terrible management, no cash flow.
LCI is actually a great company that has it's debts covered .. has new management and does have cash flow.......

Post your position

No, I really won't. I regret buying memes desu
Forgot the legendary KHC

He just shills it to himself to justify his decision.

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>No, I really won't. I regret buying memes desu
pretty sure you will.................

I told you we would be green by EOD

Food stocks are bad because consumers don't care about brand of chicken, rice or potatoes. The only okay food stocks are confections.

Imagine being a bear...
>constantly brooding
>bets against his fellow men
>pays interest to banks so that they can fuck you over
Hahahhahahaha

GIS KHC CPB BGS and CAG and currently my Long term holding for food. I love these acquisitions they made exept KHC

I regret I bought so much Tyson Food after buying TSN stock now I sold it and cant even stomache the nasty food

it's ok let him fucking cling to his meme for months when there's actual trades to be traded. I just picked up some cheapies and going to load them off soon enough. Once people understand where the next flow will be I'll be showing I'm in front riding that wave as well.

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thats a terrible way to gauge the stock. The only thing that matters is their dividend, the bond market, and their acquisitions to gain top marketshare in any particular section of food

what makes you think i don't have other trades going?

Do you have an over trading problem baggie?

no i just have a problem with you saying i've got a little dick

LCIguy post hog

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C puts up 18%, AMD puts up 55%, CRON puts up 14%, LCI -3%

Pretty sure I won't you fucking faggot
Filtered
I also like LW for potatoes. I won't buy meat processors because I feel bad for chickens :(

Bears forever BTFO

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LCI Pendulum sitting on a trade
A-N-A-L-I-N-G

ooohhhh.... but it's ok for you to call me out but as soon as i call you out you turn into a special little snowflake?

If you want me to talk about drugs and pussy again i can...

i just got back last night from the grand canyon.. I took this girl with me last minute.. her brother recently died so i figured id take her out of the area.. I had to go to Lake Havasu to pick up my dirt bike so i figured id go to Grand Canyon aswell... I was going 90 while getting road dome for about 4 of the 8+ hour drive while you were sitting here jerking off to anime and cuck porn.. thinking.. wow.. can't wait to get my wageslave w2 in the mail... LMAO

again... what makes you think i don't have other trades going??

>Pretty sure I won't you fucking faggot
yeah you will...

Stiff resistance at 263. What happens if we break it?

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Based CTH poster. I've probably yelled at you on Jow Forumsdrama desu
C is the American DB

>gomfy doesn't realize its me chapoposting

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So you went to the Grand Canyon at night? You posted here ALL DAY yesterday about LCI until market close. 16 hour drive and you were here at market open? KEK

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I dont like kellogs used to be a holder but they put supporting liberal wackjob policies ahead of business and I really don't like that they are selling off their cookie business. It's down now but there is a lot of potential value there and it synergizes enough with their operations that they should be able to unlock the most value out of it.

So I would sell terrible and incompetent management with no vision that barely scraped by cutting costs.

S-sundown n-no!! You were supposed to help my radical centrist ecofash brigade rise to power!!

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gives us some new material that's all im saying. we are fucking dying out here with out mr lunchbro keeping us comfy

squeeze cheese

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My new tax return food buy list:
KHC
GIS
K
MNST
KDP
CAG
LW
Definitely not Campbells soup though, lmao

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AND PEP
Fugg I'm slow today

ok what's the giant guinnie pig called and how much to bet on the pitbull to fuck it up?

literally posted picture of grand canyon while i was there
Literally posted picture of london bridge in havasu while i was there
Got home last night at about 10 and took my carburator do my dirtbike apart and have it soaking in seafoam.. haven't slept all night.. been doing cocaine for the past 20 hours..

and that ALLIGATOR can't be bigger than 4 feet. the flora and fauna are a dead give away.

But Campbells owns Snyders lance now, thats like the number 1 pretzel markshare, and makes the most delicious mustard pretzels Ive ever had

>visited the grand canyon and london on the same day
nice

Be nice to capybaras!

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Their P/E is literally a billion and has more debt that pretzels!

dude teleportation is the best super power hands down. it would revolutionize transportation in a way that nobody else could ever compete and give you pretty much infinite wealth.... only through wisdom experience and understanding will anybody come close to realizing no other super power compares.

watch for ICLD.. looks like someone might of front loaded and now merger news.. also penny stock exempt.. which means it's actually a really good company..especially for OTC could get real fucking interesting

otcmarkets.com/stock/ICLD/overview

Notice where i circled in pic related..

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I heard LCI is working on this concept and will be mid teens soon.

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yeah.. and i was getting my dick sucked most the time.. was gunna go fuck in the middle of the desert but it was cold as fuck!!!

>need to buy a new car
>don't want to touch my emergency fund
>$11k in GOOGL and $5k in AAPL
Which one should I sell?

post qt gf

I ask for a trade and you throw fucking otc pink sheets at me. I don't know if you're retarded or just plain stupid... granted you probably have done some research and this and that, i umm want to show me you're position average cost and update us on your exit... so you can provide us with more commentary than short spy long lci. I mean no disrespect, and hope you understand we'd probably be great friends if we sat down and drank some beer or put something in our noses together.

higher the p/e the better
thats a fact

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His girlfriend left him because he was abusive and got AIDS
I wish I was joking

>Gather the courage to open an account for stock trading after much fear and doubting
>Settle on Robinhood: it's intuitive, lightweight, smart
>For US citizens only

Why does it have to be this way /smg/? I'm feeling anger, sadness and disappointment inside of me.

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I don't have a gf.. i just took her along for the ride because i knew she wanted to get out of the area since her brother died like a month or two ago....

You asked for something and I gave it..... i got this other stock...you know what.. just to make it easy on you kid... just buy LCI

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Already seeing a significant increase on my LOW investment

so post her dummy

robinhood is FAR from smart
>he thinks I help "people" who don't critique ideology
nothin personnel

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Why would you even consider holding AAPL?

Ratsu plz

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I'm not posting shit for you... Go suck on your boyfriend hemorrhoid

thats you dont have to
i forgive you

just bought a 2550 Mar 14 put on SPX

later losers

>i forgive you
I don't forgive you...

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Where do you live?

>tfw you took the KDp redpill

Based and redpilled dividend bro, dump that KO and load up on KDP.

Italy
What should I use instead?

Buy calls on SPY

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Its not even a joke
Theres no such thing as over valued over valued. higher p/e means large specs think its better

also Campbells p/e is a error anyway lol

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thats ok

p/e ratios are memes for newfags to fall for.. just like TA

>What should I use instead?
Degiro

KO has the FA stats of a tech company!
KDP is much better
Hehe I might buy it because I like their cream of chicken and cream of mushroom soup

>tfw invested 6k in a company with a p/e of 987

How fucked am I??

I try not to buy and sell too often. I missed the boat on selling when it was at its peak, unfortunately

I don't know about Italy. Doesn't any of your banks have something reasonable?

Hmm, I went to UniCredit just to check, but they just keep writing about "investment advisors" and expensive hedge funds lol.