What’s the point of public accounting. Can’t believe I got memed into this shit

kek

Oh god looks like this thread has already been taken over by Stem fags who watched one code bullet video and now can write a AI to replace every accountant.

holy fuck thats funny. I hope its real

>imagine the smell

Im quite sad, my mom is 52 years old and she got convinced into studying accounting for 4 years, it's free education but still... she is just a secretary, i feel for her, it will burn her out hard

t. increasingly nervous accountant

Yikes, I feel back for the 28 year “mature” students aka fuck ups starting. What’s the fucking point of starting at 50 something. By the time you get your CPA it’s time to retire.

If this is real they out of business by now.

Brainlet as fuck. Machines can't CPA through strategy.

> Machines can't do repetitive things with stablished parameters and patterns.

keep coping, accountfag

This. No shit, I know multiple accountants that are put of work. Old boomers as well, not entry level millenials. Tons of great software out there already, so the competition is getting fierce. Most or retraining as other things, or accepting general white collar "office admin" wagie jobs instead.

All of it? No. 80% or more it? Yep.

Name please

haha that was me exactly, just ended up working admin at the Uni i studied at though, no CPA. its worlds better than working in warehouses and shit like before though.

Retirement is not an age retard its a financial state

what is machine learning and ai?

its all numbers. put in some dollar amounts and years. Theres your strategy.

god women are just awful these days

Wtf! I want both of them now!

>accounting is for plebs.

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sauce?

me either. got a job interview today for an industry job, need to get the fuck OUT. put 2-3 years in and leave otherwise you’ll be robbed of watever makes you a human being

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Sauce just got indexed, unironically based reddit has got moar
Unfortunately not a porn star

I went into private and it's fucking great. I make almost twice as much as the retards in public and never work over 50 a week. Sucks to be you OP, but you did that to yourself.

>picture cuts off right before it shows the feet of one thot
>watermarkt covers the one foot of the other thot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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there are many intrinsic variables that ai will fail to capitalize on, if you cant see this, you are a dumb ass nigger

>its all numbers

What is tax law

Well they're required to comply, if you don't report them you can lose everything. You get a portion of their revenue for reporting them anways IIRC so it's all good.

"I stayed because I am a whore that is lowkey turned on by being abused"

I'm not even public but this post shows how ignorant most people are about the entire field. It's ok, common mistake.

GIVE ME THE NAME, SOURCE, WHATEVER YOU HAVE I NEED MORE PICS OF HER

OOOHHH IMAGINE THE SMELLL

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>GIVE ME THE NAME, SOURCE, WHATEVER YOU HAVE I NEED MORE PICS OF HER

I fucking 2nd this !!!!!!!

Link to plebbit?

The point is that you work in public for 2 - 3 years then GTFO before you commit suicide to the private sector, where you make a whopping $15k more than us non-cpa accountants for 50% more work/stress/liability.

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not gonna make it faggots

imgur.com/a/WEvbX0j

>der ewige roastie

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thank you based user

It’s not delivery, it’s domestic abuse!

I remember this thread

good stuff

Act like sl00ts, don't even get their tits out.

Cunts

they have had the tech to automate accounting since VBA. they still hire accountants as fast as they are created. just because the tech exists doesnt mean companies have the will and knowledge to implement it.

imagine being this zoomer

Im so lonely bros aaaerrgg

Lmao if you aren't CFO by 40 you should change careers.

I like how every thread always has people saying accounting will be automated, when they don't even know what a debit and a credit is. I don't think they realize that a lot of the repetitive bookkeeping type jobs have already been automated. Stuff like audit and tax is very hard to automate. Even then, there's turbotax. Computer Science itself is more likely to get automated into financial infeasibility. They also have to compete with Pajeets. Meanwhile the CPA credentialism gives people who make it a few years immunity from being outsourced. Think of it like tenure.

One day reports will be generated by a click of the button.
Cloud, fast computing , click....there’s the annuals and quarter reports.
2 accountants and 2 analysts to review the stuff...

Bye bye departments.

Oh and I was a finance bro for a while, didn’t opt for accounting after junior year.

Man those accountants in the workplace are some of the most funny , introvert, personalities I’ve ever been around.

You can get the education for the business knowledge,have a good personality, then go Consulting.

God I fucking hate who I am. I should be grateful for the life I have but whenever I see these I just get bitter. Bitter because I have a below average dick and cum fast.

There’s a whole society of humans that are good looking and have lots of great sex and enjoy life. Like that guy putting that duster on those chicks asses. Then there are the other men that will never feel what it’s like to have sex with good looking women or be loved by them.

Just coping and trying to find some semblance of happiness when deep down all that matters is love and feeling wanted as those are the best feelings that you can experience until you die.

Anyways, sorry for the blog post. I got triggered by this one. It just sucks, you know? Sigh.

>what is VBA
>what is industrial engineering
We have been doing this for two decades already

Checked

holy shit I have literally never then such a thot. is this considered normal in the US?

>imgur.com/a/WEvbX0j
there are quite a lot of them

Please elaborate, I don't know what you mean.

just imagine the stench of spoiled tuna and piss in that room

>“Roastie” as a masculine noun
Idiot.

It would be feminine as ie and ei are 98% of the time feminine, not to mention you are referring to a female

Quads of Truth. Numbers and logic are machines' bread and butter. It's only a matter of time before those jobs vanish, and they won't be coming back.

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okay wise guy explain why we need A/R & A/P clerks once we have execution engines that do it automatically without human error? You need an experienced CPA as a controller but the majority of the department underneath that head is going to get axed. And if companies don't do this they will go out of business because their competitors who automate will have a huge competitive advantage.

My job is data reconciliation and reporting for a district of a enormous logistics company. We have our servers networked across the state, with four cloud platforms for processing and maintaining two data vaults (package/transport). Everything after delivery data is automated to reconcile errors in a web-based portal. Me and the other engineers in my office use tools built with visual basic and excel macros to report everything- and distribute the data through another cloud program. I happen to excel (kek) at it more than the other boomers in the office.

I have the capacity to have a part-time secretary under me due to the sheer amount of deliverables I do. But since I automate much of my work, I spend more time building new shortcuts and root cause analysis that snowballs into more free time. What blows is that they're trying to promote me to a different position that requires more data mining than what my skills can currently automate.

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is it actually a meme doe
im in university rn studying for accounting second semester
taking a minor in finance also should i be good anons

That's a poor excuse not to try fuck some thots while you have the chance. I have a below average dick too. I just say that it's big if it comes up and they don't find out the truth until i get them back at my place. By which point it's too late for them. They never turn you down, it would be too awkward. Unironically most of them have come back for more.

Jesus Mary and Joseph, the legs on that. Whew lad.

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hearty kek and check'd

>doesn't understand the cutting edge in AI/ML can find patterns no human is capable of
>calls other people a dumb nigger
cope harder, faggot

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