User, you haven't told me what you do for work! What do you do?

>user, you haven't told me what you do for work! What do you do?

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Chief Custodial Director

Oh me? I'm unemployed. I live with my mom. I turn 30 next year. Late bloomer I guess, ha. How about you?

i think this might of the reason why the last girl left me lol Although I do have a job

I'm a plastic surgeon who works on noses and really pointy elbows. I'm only talking to you in an attempt to drum up some business.

I'm part of an online investment group that speculates upon volatile digital assets. Some of which may one day be used as commonly as dollar bills.

Shit, those really are some pointy elbows. She should get into MMA, could wreck sum bitches with those weapons

a girl asked me this once and I told her "I sell subprime loans and mortgage backed securities". she goes "oh wow that sounds interesting!" kek

good head of hair though. looks french

Im a rapist.

Chief Occupational Metaphysicist at Globochem baby

Im a full on rapist

Im a marine

Im a node operator. I provide requested data to smart contracts and help businesses save money.

I work the fryer here.

I-i sell shitcoins high and buy them low.

I fuck your mom
bitch lasagna

I make spammy websites with affiliate links and pull $50K a month.

Elaborate please, I would very much like to do this now that crypto crippled me.

this is me

my life is a meme

> "I run professional golf tournaments what do you do?"
>Single mom
>Leave without paying

christ, imagine the rocks she could crush between her elbows
pointy ass elbowed bitch yikes

>50K a month
no you don't, be quiet

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Public prosecutor

neurologist

Unironically me except with ethereum.

I write smut on the internet.

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shit, this is good, lel

check please

I'm an aneetstocrat. Yeah I guess you haven't heard about it huh?

I'd pay to watch a date actually go like this.

Fuck off roastie

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I pretend I'm in love with 50+ yo women and then take a chunk of their money. 2 a year gets me by. Anyway are you going to be a good girl and suck me or what? I've got a 2 o clock

Her nose look fine, a plastic one would make her soulless

Lel

I wear a fucking muzzie all day. Help me...

>I'm a janitor at a local school

I'm a professional shitposter on an anonymous Iranian basket weaving forum.

I'm an amateur porn star. Would you like to audition for a movie?

incel detected

Pilates teacher

/biz shitposter

H-h-hello, I'm the CMO of a 3rd world blockchain startup. (by CMO i mean Chief Memes Officer)

You tell them your basically a criminal. Tell them you exploit crypto markets to steal from investors then wash the money through what ever kind of channel. If you have a job tie your job into it to make it convincing. Now flash a bit of money, if you do it right it won’t cost to much but will imply more wealth.

I'm a male breast cancer survivor and advocate for latino children with eczema. In my spare time I play Connect 4 and collect Legos, madam.

I-i... I'm a crypto "investor" i mostly invest into this coin named chainlink for a living

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she has a cute tummy