First day of class

>First day of class
>Sit in back of class alone so I can chew tobacco without bothering people
>Plenty of open seats in front of me
>Ugly pajeet bitch walks in
>Has hijab thing on her head
>Acne all over her face
>Walks past all open seats
>Sits right fucking next to me

She pulled her phone out and started texting someone. I want to know who would communicate with such a raunchy fucking ugly bitch. I considered getting up and going home. How do I get this stupid bitch to not sit by me next week?

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sit in front row

I don't like people sitting behind me

Oh no no no no, he's getting ragie even before becoming a wagie. Shouldn't be the other way around?

Put toilet paper on her chair

i was unirionically in the military before this so i was very ragie already. I would much rather be a wagie, but college kids in general are fucking retarded. Here's another thing that happened

>Professor taking names to get to know people
>"Ryan" "Here"
>"Tony" "Here" etc etc
>"Rebecca"
>Fat disgusting bitch raises hand
>Half of her hair is purple
>Has weird lanyard with stupid fucking shit on it hanging from pocket
>Purse on seat next to her the size of a duffelbag
>"Here, but most people call me Pheonix"
>My fucking face when. Kid next to me saw my face and chuckled.

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Why are you such a faggot, OP?

> Jow Forums - Business & Finance

also that news article, feels bad man.

Yeah, I feel you. Being a college student is way worse than a wagie. You are doing tons of work for free and need to deal with those retards on a daily basis. Hopefully they don't force you to talk to classmates in order to be more "sociable" and "break the ice"

>Basically OP

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God you fucking retard.
Look at the top of this board. What the fuck does it say?
>Jow Forums - Business & Finance

Why do you faggots insist on treating this board like your personal diary? Fuck off.
Worst part about it is that I read your entire post and now I'm wasting my time commenting on it. reported, sage

fuck her and upload to phub

No but seriously. Pajeets were the worse part of college. They stink, they're ugly as fuck, they're rude, they talk annoyingly. One of the reason why I changed my CS major. They really are unbearable, and I always wonder HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET INTO AMERICA?

Stupid gross pajeets. FUCK CURRY NIGGERS

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> Jow Forums - Business & Finance
I thought hating pajeets and biz went hand in hand. Honestly though, why the fuck would anyone hire the girl in my OP? I can absolutely understand why more attractive people have a higher chance of getting hired now. I almost feel bad. If you're ugly, you either have to try extra hard to be semi-successful, or just give up and get a shit job like all the rest. But if you're attractive, you have such a better chance with little effort.

>Worst part about it is that I read your entire post and now I'm wasting my time commenting on it. reported, sage

reported for being a dumbass larp nigga aha eata dicc niggabitch

you have to go back

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I'm only in my second year, planning on getting CS degree. Does it really get worse than this? Jesus fuck

He's former military, chews tobacco, and distrusts brown people; he definitely doesn't know your own personal sonic fursona.
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user I have had sexual intercourse with some very questionable women in my life time, including many women of color, but this bitch is so fucking ugly that dick shriveled up even before she walked through the door. My body knew the presence of an abnormal half-human hybrid with senses I didn't even know existed.

This is the new kind of street shitting. Now your crap makes it’s own crap and starts scamming people in 8-12 years.

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This
You sound like a male replica of the typical SJW trigger-prone snowflake.

what does this have to do with business and finance

Rape her. She won't be back.

Hope she sits next to you

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brilliant

kek

Best answer

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Start flirting, be pushy, say stuff that will make her upset, you never have to sit next to her again, yw

absolutely yes you have no idea. The pajeets form groups and are very unlikely to change majors compared to non-pajeets. This means the more you lag in changing majors the greater the concentration of pajeets around you will be, causing more pressure for you to drop out until you finally succumb. why do you think most tech companies are full of them?

>Major in CS at normal college
>One pajeet and no chinks in entire class
>Graduate and start PhD program at different school
>Literally every fucking grad student and instructor is either sand nigger or chink
>Half the girls in the course I TAed had hijabs on and smelled like Fritos
>Drop out after nine months

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Oh yeah I forgot to add that pajeets are completely horrible at CS. Seriously, they are some of the most stupid fucks I ever encounter.

where are the poo pipes so he doesn't leave the cage for efficiency user?

Bring an "emotional support dog" to class every day.
You can shake off the muslim and attract bitches with the dog.

It's called a meta-poo, look it up >:(

>Gets reported for psychological rape
> Gets expelled and Phoenix will use you as an example to remove more people like you from campus.
Don't do it op.
Just put toilet paper on the seat and be done she rakesha.

horrible, angry, negaive outlook on life
>never going to make it, user

I might do this, but I thought these fuckers were used to shitting in the street so why would a little toilet paper scare them away?

some people just want to be left alone so they can actually learn in class, instead of taking part in the ridiculous faggotry that is college user.

Good point also.

>planning on getting CS degree
>dislikes pajeets
KEK
good luck user