The Tards of Jow Forums - The Full Story

Hey biz, lets make a book together.
This is how it goes.

I start with a sentence, then you follow on and add onto my sentence until we create a story. everyone likes a story.

Rules

>Your comment has follow on from the one before it (and make some kind of sense)
>Your comment must end in a full stop or comma... for you retards out there "full stop = ." comma = ,"
>A new chapter has to be one single line comment in ALL CAPS. eg; CHAPTER 2: LINK MADE ME HOMELESS
>New chapters can only be made after at least 30 comments on the previous chapter
>The story ends when the thread is archived

I know most of you illiterate fags are too stupid to understand anything more than than a three word sentence but lets see what we can come up with.

At the end of the thread, I will create a book that will be titled "THE TARDS OF Jow Forums" Google it.

Ok Ill start. Since I am starting, I get to choose a chapter and the first sentence.. its my fucking thread after all.

CHAPTER 1: THE DAY I MET CRYPTO

I remember it clearly, It was raining outside, I had just finished wiping myself off after a movie Netflix marathon of the Kardashians,

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I opened my laptop to see wat was happening with my pathetic "friends" on Facebook And,

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OP was being a massive faggot.

>OP was being a massive faggot.

He had imagined himself being able to read, but of course his inbred self had never learned how to.

As always.

I've seen FLETA everywhere, what the fuck is this?

>As always.
"Cool, back to /biz then" I mumbled as I imagined LARPing my way though the day.

Hmmm, I thought to myself... Must be a Jew plot.

AHEM...

*taps glass

"FUCK JANNIES!" I exclaimed

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CHAPTER 2: THE REVENGE OF THE JANNIES

And then, just after a couple of comments, The Tards of Jow Forums lost focus. but its OK, it was expected from these brain dead fucks, Then,

*Open to ominous orchestral tune*
A dreadnaught class hotpocket enters the screen of pale distant stars.
Fart Mader in full black cape and a mask his mom made rolls into the field of view on an $89 staples office chair with one broken wheel.

The eternal jannie, who of low social stature and a sufferer of great internal conflict, attempted to get me banned.

I was super upset because my VPN account expired so I couldn't say fuck jannies all day long, what to do, what to do....

I quickly got distracted when, as expected, a linktard walked in, hoping to empty his bags.

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I know! Masturbate!

IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES

But I finally made it after 5 mins

CHAPTER 3: THE SINGULARITY

My penis became flaccid now into the closet I wait

Hungry for some Micky D's I am! I know, I'll ask my bestest friend Sergey to bring me some!

Sergey came in, took off his pants and

CHAPTER 4: SERGEY TOOK OFF HIS PANTS

There was a loud gurgling fart that ripped across the room and echoed through the streets down below.

The fart came from the self proclaimed chapter maker but Sergey didn't care, he laid on the kitchen table,

"take me, take me like one of your shitcoins" he squealed, but my bags were already full.

So then I started a thread and asked how to make money doing nothing.

And then I realized I was on Jow Forums and that was a stupid question

I then wanted to know the price of Sergey’s braps.

And how much Digibyte to have myself a beautiful brappina.

CHAPTER 5: THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE BRAPP PROBLEM

“Please to buy chainlink sirs,” the based Aryan demigod wrote, but I dismissed his request as mere memery.

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CHAPTER 6: THE NIGGER PROBLEM

Afterall, people who do not shit in the streets are not to be trusted.

anywho, I said to myself, time to beats my meats

Nothing beats beating muh dawg, save mayb Brain dawgz

But the nigger problem and most importantly the jewish problem was still on my mind, so I had to take action.

with my resolve steeled, I cried Back to the penis and set upon my well abused member with a fury unbeknownst to man or beast

Fuck off, I am not writing you a novel so that you get rich

Said the wisest negro of the bunch before robbing a Dollar Tree.

And suddenly, a thread derailer comes in. "Let's count to 10 bizboys", yell user.

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I knew she was only 8 years old and my blood related sister but her hair smelled so good and my erection throbbed not like before but it throbbed in pain now I had no choice now but to hold her down.

Suddenly I noticed the mind control device planted by the kikes in my house. The waves emitted by it were making me a child fucker like them. I snapped out of it and prepared for the race war.

I knew the race war was always coming and I prepared all my life for it, it was time to make my grandfather proud.

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YOU STUPID MONKEY

The race war came to a brief halt when Michelle Obama whipped out his dick and played the Song of Storms

Hmmm, war and finally a chance to rape some trap dick;

I put down my weapon and winked at him/her. My anus was ready for this.

Before the niggerfaggot dick reached my asshole, I pondered: "How come every time the race war is about to start, there's always a nigger or a kike that postpones my mission?"
I pulled out my portable time machine and brought Hitler to the present day to help me fight this testosterone infused ubernigger trap.

Riding on my beautiful white Stallion I took off towards Sunset just to see..

Bogdanoff.

just sunset wasn't just a sunset, it led me to a new paradigm, not needing to be on Jow Forums all day shitposting or busting a nut every 5 mins. i had finally evolved.

World will end in 21 years.

A predicted this. The Vishnu in the bitcoin Sv blockchain will live eternally as we all die.

But first select all images with store fronts

I decided to work for recaptcha so I would make some magic internet coins but in the end I got retked.

CHapter Six The bogs and Vitalik Sex marathon with massive nigger dildos