/smg/ - Stock Market General

To hot to fail edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previous insider trading

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First for our guy

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I used the wrong too in the OP
I'm going to kms

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Scam water. Still failed.

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Guys, when is cron gonna crash I don't like flat stocks :/

Feels like red tomorrow.

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who /longbasicwhitegirls/ here

sbux reporting in

paging texas user. I need Texas user to answer my question. Paging texas user

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Red on what?

We're gonna be okay, frens.

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the winter is getting to you.

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All of it.

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I've been watching SBUX for 3 months now. When the fuck are you suppose to enter into this? I want my juicy divs for the next one thousand years.

Oh thanks that makes sense. I no longer need texas user to answer my question

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PG&E dindu nuttin they are gud bois they were turning their company arouind

we told you to buy the dip at 49 but you fell for bagholders FUD about the homeless shelter

3 months ago

I was too new at the market at that point, I was considering it though. I remember very vividly staring at the chart for like 20 minutes not knowing what to do.

>P/E of 19.9
>Div of 2
Why would I long SBUX if I can long VZ and T. Both seem more resilient to depression, more possible growth AMD have larger dividends.

Chart says not now. Wait for next dip.

Does anyone here actually have net positive returns for 2018?

Show the proofs.

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give it more time before expecting red days

I don't like them long term but the divs are nice.

i'm just in it for the leverage friend, my calls are expiring tomorrow and i'm listening to this baller CC

never bet against white girls

>Tfw getting JUSTED by my oil and pipeline stocks.

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If you're in oil right now with the Venezuela tensions I feel bad for you son
ETF's?

we're gonna make it bros

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Anyone else in here got BA or UNH? Been adding a couple shares here and there, but they are expensive. I want them long term - do they have room to grow?

AMD rose ok today, actually in general today was great but is it worth buying into AMD now? it fell yesterday to 19 and I was too scared to buy in

because sbux has higher dividend growth rate

>mfw I didnt buy any stocks until the October/November crash

KEK feels good to dab on the entirety of /smg/

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KEK

AMD is going to get drug down by Intel earnings

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See what happens tomorow, this is just another sign proving that math and theory cannot solve the market you have to listen to EVERYTHING
That bastard that bought 5000calls on PG is fucking loaded right now and it's because he knew the math was wrong and probably also was inside

we all know it's your stocktwits account...

Even if they're bad boys you cant do anything to them. If you make them liable for damages, then either everyone's electricity bills go up by like 500%, or they end up so financially devastated that they definitely wont be able to mitigate fires in 2019 and even more people die when it turns out prevention funds had to go towards funeral costs and home reconstruction.
California is the one at fault for letting these guys form a monopoly and then allowing people to ever think it was a good idea to live inside a fucking matchbox of a forest and then demand that their homes get electricity no matter what.

Yea I see intel everywhere now and I keep hoping AMD bounces back with a new gpu to improve mining more but so far nothing in the works that I'm aware of. AMD needs to branch more they can't be bogged down like this in 2019

I like winter tho

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youtube.com/watch?v=20HmSomEHZ0

KO or PEP?

T or VZ?

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Intel missed earnings today so AMD is going to drop some if you want to enter soon. Long term just average your buy-in price.

This, Brokovich fucked with them once and nobody cared, the fires were more home hiting since EVERYONE actually felt it and now we see just how many people rely on them so they either stick with their decision or deal with the consequences of dropping PG/E and accept a 700$+ electric bill in the suburbs every summer

I will once we pull back again

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KO VZ

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Checked and thanks for the tip, will watch you think 18 is plausible? I can buy in whenever just would rather gain than lose and 18 feels like bottom right now for them

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I had like 5% gains for December. Sold in June and bought back in like the last day of December. Missed the bottom by 7-10% though.

>What could have been
Also I move money from broker to broker a lot.

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SSO AND QLD RISE UP

Post your wojak hats... I need to build my folio

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we need a comfy wojack hat for stocks like Visa that just tend to go up over time

>tfw shorted BUD just before their fall ER

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Around the office, I hear my coworkers saying how they're down 15%, 20%. I myself am down 15%. My brother-in-law is down 20%. I can't imagine anyone is up unless they knew to sell everything in September and start shorting in October.

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love this one

AMD processing cards are absolute shit and the whole division should just fold so they can focus on their GPU's.

However I guess intel needs some form of competition so they don't totally give up trying so I guess it's a good thing AMD hangs around.

I got in at $17.57 in December, but think it will test that area again. They have their earnings report Jan. 29th and if they miss it will drop.

How's calculated gamble doing, by the way?

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lmfao

this will happen to the us economy but the horses will be bulls

KDP and VZ

Honestly how fucking stupid is it to blame them in the first place. How could they reasonably prevented the fires without providing electricity?

Altria oversold on daily, weekly, and getting very close on monthly now. Earnings call next Thursday.

>The White House is preparing a draft proclamation for President Trump to declare a national emergency along the southern border.

are we ganna get yikes'd tomorrow

or is this good for defense companies who will get giant contracts to build a literal Meme Wall

did you know that 1 in 22 Americans are millionaires

This market hasn't moved on news in a long time. Not sure what will happen.

>The White House is preparing a draft of an emergency declaration President Trump could issue to secure funding for a wall along the southern border, CNN reported Thursday.
>CNN reported

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yes
that gave me hope
i will be a millionaire someday!

CNN would never post fake news would they?

I’m not sure what this is implying. Are you saying the market hasn’t been affected by news? Because PG&E, Tesla and Apple would like to concur

Who smokes anymore

I'm talking about the market as a whole. Stocks always move on news.

I bought some weed from legal stores in Massachusetts. I had to stand in a line for 2 hours to get the weed.

Anybody got recent headlines about lumber? Can't find shit buy I want to throw some money at it

PEP VZ

>FUCK YOU AMD YOU BUNCH OF PUSSIES
>I still love though
I feel you there, I keep hoping something moons them but I doubt it with nvydia and intel around

They've been diversifying in to the dude weed and vaporizers lately. Who knows how they'll manage in future. Macro isn't my wheelhouse. It does appear to be priming for a bounce at some point though. The way the chart currently looks you'd think they were on the brink of going bankrupt.

I have this on shortlist for potential swings in the coming week. Just waiting to see a little more buying around the lows. Today was pretty good in that regard with buying starting midday right up in to close.

CRON is seeing mad growth my lad and I totally believe that they haven’t even hit moon status yet until they’re growhouse is completed and after earnings I’m sure they’ll be above estimates
I want a wojack hat for CRON in case it ranks cause I’ll kill myself I have 150 shares in them

JNJ
PG
CL
KMB
UL
Name more companies like these

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All 4. They really are 4 different companies. The only one I don't own is PEP and I'm going to start a position this year

REMINDER THAT THIS DIP ON MKC IS THE BUYING GIFT OF A LIFETIME

I CAN ONLY AFFORD 20 SHARES AND WANT TO KMS HOURLY

MKC
KHC
DIS
KDP

I like timber REIT's. A lot of them were mooning when they realized they could make more money selling off the real estate when they harvest the timber than replanting the timber farm. I couldn't find the one I used to track and I can't remember the name of it, I guess it merged or got bought out by someone. Weyerhauser is a popular one.

Timber reits are probably a very safe and profitable long term play.

Fuck this gay earth

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LMAO RETARD

>I want a wojack hat for CRON in case it tanks cause I’ll kill myself I have 150 shares in them

Use a stop loss, frendo. The dude weed will rip you apart if you don't. It's still at least a couple years away from the point where any of these companies can be expected to turn out reliable revenue quarter over quarter, and probably another couple years beyond that before the stocks start to behave like established companies rather than speculative memes.

I only recently became homosexual. It was only after I've obtained medium sized wealth that I started delving into hardcore gay sex with black men.

who JUST'ed here

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Happens to the best of us.

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I wonder why it happens user? Idk like if you asked me 6 yrs ago if I enjoyed having my lips wrapped around a thick black cock I probably would've recoiled in disgust but now, looking back at where I came from and now...I feel like a new man. Thank you to LCI guy for helping me btw, LCI is such an underrated stock.

Me

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Hope you fags bought the PG&E dip

Looks like the old company I was looking for was called Plum Creek Timber. Apparently they strategically merged with Weyerhauser a few years ago.

Anyways I would load up on WY if it wasn't a REIT. I'm not trading in a 401k so getting most of my returns as non qualified dividends would not be a very smart investment.

HE FELL FOR THE VANGUARD MEME
YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT FOOD STOCKS AND CHIP STOCKS ON A 1:1 BASIS
LMAO

>Just buy an index,bro
>It's like free money

Jesus what a body... why are some girls so hot Jow Forums? why can't I get a gf with a nice body?

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I have her saved to remind me to work out everyday
I also have 2D motivation via pic related

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>defense companies
Im thinking its gonna go to private prison construction companies. GEO is already in on building and managing the detention centers and Trumps got construction roots. I doubt the funds go to a defense contractor because Trump will want to half ass the wall and be able to milk the government for upkeep costs.