/smg/ - Stock Market General

build wall edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

people on other side of wall:

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MY SPY PUTS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

i'm still going in on qqq puts at the bell

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good luck with that.

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8k profit this month, not too shabby.

Reminder that marijuana is actually a trillion dollar+ industry

Right now its at, what, a few bill if that?

Fuck Bulls.

wat going on with futures

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nah. They are preparing perfect entry for shorts. Bulls good

Circuit Breakers
We might break dem

Bull bias

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yes fed-sama, give it to me in Dec and then 180 in Jan.

hikes = stopped
QT = stopped

healthiest economy ever!

Bears prove they are actual retards by shorting the motherfucking bottom. LOL

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they never learn!

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weed is bad for you, and after legalization the novelty will wear off

Patience my dudes. It's not time to put market where it belongs

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>QT = stopped
NOOOO AAAAAAAAAA
FED TOOK MAH PUTS

I'll say it again, Fuck Bulls.

Current market looks much like during the top of the last crash

>weed is bad for you
That doesn't stop high time preference mongoloids. They will eat rat poison if it was menthol flavored.

>and after legalization the novelty will wear off

You don't honestly believe that do you?

what's the play? TVIX? SPXS? GLD?

I mean I don't think that people will stop buying it. by that I meant that the market will start seeing it as a boring agricultural product and not this infinite P/E ratio nonsense that it is now

Ooh I get what you're saying, my bad. Yeah I doubt it's going to be this huge market explosion that lifts off forever like most people think it is. It'll just turn into another branch of big tobacco.

weed is literally Soma from Brave New World. especially in its distillate forms.

I finally have my initial investment back for the first time since November!

Does anyone else recommend buying more during a crash instead of selling anything?

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It's literally over for us bears. Fed will pamp it like it's 2015

2651 meme line is important.

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of course, always buy cheapies

>he fell for the bear meme

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And what happened after that?

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Who knows anything about what's going on at Ford and what we should expect from them? Robinhood is spamming me with news about Ford

Weed is bad for you like drinking a soda is, and people will only smoke more as the stigmas are removed

Essentially i know the opposite of what you said will happen

Colgate beat. Spicecuck can do no wrong.

I have no regrets

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I think you two couldnt be more wrong about something

CZR
SGMS

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Know of any stocks like that who pay dividends?

what's a dividend?

How does that boot taste you fascist cuckold? Anyone who unironically believes weed is bad for you is brain washed by big pharma and for profit prison systems.

So let's continue the debate here, what is better for a Roth IRA, great companies like KO JNJ PG AAPL or VTSAX? Assume the stocks could be bought commission free so no fees

Let me add they also never tried weed but bash it like its the devil in plant form

bears on suicide watch

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Gois it's the golden bull run! My financial advisor told me to buy them cheapies! Gotta fill up my 401k, you know?

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vtsax, keeps portfolio management simple and removed temptations to buy/sell individual stocks ob price swings or when shtf

REITS like CIM because they're throwing back a safe 11% tax free.

probably not bad spot for longs profit taking nao

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WFT

F

IQ

See you on the moon!

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Jow Forums - Business & Finance

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>safe 11%

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we've been headed that way for a while now, and the only real question is if you want to live on the island or in the orgy-porgy

personally I can't even really make up my mind

not a Huxley reader, huh? probably read Orwell instead. they encourage you read Orwell because his prediction was wrong and Huxley's was right

Red day.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO CRON
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I don't think red, but doubt we end over 2651

VSMAX, or DXRLX if you like to live dangerously

Weed stocks are like bitcoin pre bubble

Wrong, we live in a Huxley-Orwellian blend

DCA into TVIX with some patience is a fool proof plan. Proove me wrong. Pro tip:. You might be able to.

so just hold and move on got it

should onyl mess with vix products when the futures term structure is in backwardation instead of contango

RIP to anyone who didn't buy VET yesterday

Just bought some $15 March 15th SQQ calls. Am I going to make it?

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BILIBILI to the fucking moon.

>2099 - 80
>you still browse Jow Forums
>you didn't all-in invest in anime

You only have yourself to blame.

Has any group of "people" ever been more BTFO than bears?

>the average bear

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>LCI
>GALT

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just bought some more
fuck everyone!

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I can wait.

[spoiler]There isn't just one type of bear dumbass. Bitcoin bears for example.[/spoiler]

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Jesus, how much more can cgc grow

Double wrong, whatever reality we lived in was smashed when they fired up CERN. We now live in post theoretical simulation determined by random fluctuations multiversal non causality. Duh.

enjoy your lottery tickets. i bought $10 worth for the memes
apparently they might need to reverse split or else they might get delisted?

I mean, they have growth in their name so

Btw buy the official stock of /smg/, SMG!
Scotts miracle grow :)

you lack inner strength
you are a coward
a pussy if you will
I will always be better than you

Leibniz told me that because God is good, we therefore must live in the best of all possible worlds

'course, then Freddie Nietzsche killed him back in 1883, so

Never knew BILI was an animeme company, I've played them a few times off of technicals.

>40703 shares
what did he mean by this?

Trials233 must have ended it all after futures

by the way, guys, when the government opens again (which, you know is going to happen eventually) the FDA will be back online and all these biomemes that dipped will go back up. it's time to average down

That rating's boost was just what it needed and that 's awesome just more proof boomers know shit about weed and should stick to oil

Gold is mooning wtf?

dax still now signs of life, down 17% from tops, including dividends ofc. very worrying sign for europe. gold making new highs today

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I've been forgetting this, what businesses are affected due to the loss of licensing and whatnot on account of the shutdown?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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nope, going lower

The market hasn't even been tapped into. For all intents and purposes Canada and specifically huge markets like Ontario botched roll out. We still haven't hit the huge payday when all this shit is finally running like a well oiled machine.

>You don't honestly believe that do you?

Of course he's right. All of the medical literature has know the chemical constituents for decades and their effects on mental performance and brain rot.

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When the government opens we are going to get a lot of data that can sink or moon the market.

i tried to tell you guys yesterday about NOK, i said I was going to start shilling it again. jump on board the space craft to 5G baby

Buy the rumor sell the news. Pshh I didn't tell anyone.
Of course it is. The Fed went dovish. That means a weaker dollar --> you need more dollars to buy gold. Gold is real money, all else is credit. Golden goldrun yay.

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NFE IPO PUSHED BACK TO 2/13

NFE IPO PUSHED BACK TO 2/13

17-19 A SHARE BIG ENERGY COMPANY

>New Fortress Energy (NFE) plans to raise $400 million in an IPO on Friday, January 25th, IPO Scoop reports. The company plans to issue 22,200,000 shares at $17.00-$19.00 per share.

>In the last twelve months, New Fortress Energy generated $106.2 million in revenue and had a net loss of $55.7 million. The company has a market cap of $3 billion.

Fuck Bulls

based Bulls

Lets go.

>All of the medical literature has know the chemical constituents for decades and their effects on mental performance and brain rot

And what does that have to do with whether or not people will be buying it?

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lmao this literally is the legendary golden bullrun. Dont miss out user

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