>agile
Agile
Ryder Powell
Colton Lopez
cuck
Joshua Price
>test driven development
Brayden Cruz
>decentralized
Angel Wilson
>deep dive
Gavin Powell
Bespoke solutions
Austin Martinez
>scrum master
Jack Ross
>poop snek
Mason Anderson
>Empowered
Jacob Morgan
> Big Data
Andrew Bennett
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dominic Foster
>full-stack
Tyler Smith
>Version control
Christopher Allen
Yeah come to our day starts guys, the product owner has a last minute change tot really needs to delivered this Sprint
Don't forget to update your agile board. I want everything to DONE asp.
And yeah we don't got a demo preparation user story but someone really needs to make one . Since I'm not a 'techie' I want to ask one of you guys.
Robert Thomas
AI
Jose Bailey
>Penetration testing
Dylan Flores
>I'm not a a tech guy, so I'm not gonna tell you guys how to do it, I'm just saying that this is what needs to be delivered, and the stories need to be groomed.
>guys this is starting to verge on grooming, and this is a planning meeting, so let's save the grooming for the grooming meeting, okay?
>*inhales sharply* yeah okay, I don't have a problem with that, but the main thing here is that we have to make sure we're a working on work that has been committed to, so let me make a story for you. You know, this really should have been done during the grooming session and planning meeting
Joshua Mitchell
Kek!
t. Certified scrummaster
Angel Hernandez
>let's catch some low hanging fruit
>we have just enough synergy to make it happen
Julian Reed
That's going to be a yikes from me
Anthony Jenkins
>it's not rocket science
Ryan Perry
>QA Testing for the business owner
Michael Butler
>morning kanban standups
>managers pretending they’re for anything other than making sure everyone is being slave driven and pumping shit out at max capacity
Ryder Parker
>sustainable growth
>risk appetite
>sprint velocity
Caleb Walker
>Hello folks, hope you’re well-rested from your vacation! First, let me say, you did a great job last sprint with our mission critical story. Keep up the good work. But don't forget about our core competency - be agile. Let's move for the standup agenda. Social contract for today says: don't be risk averse, rightsize resources to find a strategic fit. Ahem... Sorry, I've just got pined by a FLM so I need to drop off. If theres something to discuss let's talke it offline.
user, could you please take over the meetings lead? Please remember to update your tickets. Have a good one
Aaron Clark
>tps report cover sheets