/smg/ - Stock Market General

lean hogs edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Lean hog slaughterhouse:

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Other urls found in this thread:

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feeling bearish on NFLX again for the millionth time this year
lets see how far they take it this time

Someone needs to make a thread without a tripcode in the OP. Fuck this fucking faggot. Also buy Ford.

short float is 54% even when it's fundamentals are getting better since the partnership loss, smells like a good squeeze

I want 3 weed stocks... can someone help me out?

yeah.. that guy is a fucking idiot and has no idea what he is doing

LCI is going to be a beautiful trade for 2019.. i've just been ignoring that obvious as fuck retard

DRUMPF lost again hahahahahaha. No wall and government open. What a fucking idiot. Market will ATH once this moron is impeached.

t. samefag LCIguy

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What are some good blue checks to invest in? My friend told me Tesla's alright in consistency

Be careful asking about weed stocks in here or youll be attacked by angry virgins

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Also note that investing in degeneracy doesn't make you a degenerate, smoking weed does.

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as long as they give me a few.. but the angry virgins itt are getting out of hand..

Not all faggots are communists, but all communists are faggots.

I listed my 6 weed stocks in the last thread if youre interested

wrong, we've had weed stock user here for over a year now. people like him because he has actual insight into marijuana industry.
its only the retarded "its a miracle cure bro everyone on the planet will smoke it within 5 years because it makes you feel good bro" people that are disliked

yeah.. i am.. but really don't want to read through all last thread.. could you just give me your post #

were truer words ever written? i think not

...

based self-evident truth

Here is a perfect example of what i was talking about

thanks

GALT bullrun has begun.

t. stoner college student (unironically)

Well Nasdaq what's the decision here? New high today/Monday or are we fake out mode?

Add Trulieve to that. They're Florida only (medical) but have the most revenue of any US dude weed as of last quarter.

We fall when trump starts speaking

t. angry virgin? xD

I pay mexican hookers to defecate into my mouth

california was a mistake

>CGC up to nearly $50
>bought for $30
what was your first smart investment , Jow Forums?

Real nice cup and handle playing out on the 3 month chart

And the monthly

so was wallstreet

Dont talk about CGC i just TOLD YOU

I'm in Galt, LCI, and AMD. Doing good today. Doing real fucken good my dudes.

Holding long.

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There is a super erotic rush you get when another person defecates on you.

Any serious investor will tell you the same. I've pissed, shitted and even vomited on many hookers and vice versa.

youtube.com/watch?v=p1iE5cvWCh0

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>have to hand in group project before 4pm
>want to close gains before trump makes spy run
GET ON FUCKING STAGE REEEE

Am I going to make it on my sqqq calls Bros? Should I buy more? It literally feels like stealing.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

The G-d emperor speaking now!

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sell the news bitches

Nice gains bro

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>shut the government down for over a month
>gain nothing

Whew lad

>changed jobs
>milf volunteers everywhere everyday
>”company” runs a private school next door
>Milf teachers ask me to do shit for them occasionally
>not to mention all the milfs picking up thier kids
I may have died and gone to heaven guys

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that's mr president to you shareblue shill!
AWOOOOOOO MIGA!

>3 weeks temporary government open
>all employees will receive their back pay
>bipartisan house committee will review requests of homeland security on wall, fence or "whatever you call it"
>Trump expects to "shortly" sign border protection act into law

>he's attracted to ROAST
yikes....

>buying calls (which naturally decay over time) on a leverage meme ETF (that also naturally decay over time)
>getting double gangbanged by time decay

This is a special kind of stupid.

should've kept the government shut down forever desu

nice

do you sniff the milfs

whenever I go to TX (mostly Dallas), I'm impressed by the younger ladies (in their 20's)

whenever one of them that has no husband or bf hints that they aren't doing anything later.. tell them.. hey.. neither am i.. wanna go get drinks.. or just something to do around where you are... then...... go to either her place or yours.... and bang!!

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VERY POWERFUL FENCES

I have a horrible gambling addiction and a fetish for licking and sniffing whore's assholes.
What stock should I buy?

>government workers are real heroes getting one months free paid vacation what a hardship

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"these natural structures have been here for.....millions of years"

weeeew, our first mentally retarded president
i'm so proud!

sounds like he is just rambling. was this speech written or is he making it up?

bullish

weed stocks, you can spend your profits on all the whores and blow you want when they moon

you sound like BG5 mixed with Baggie,

buy LCI and short AMZN

>Smart wall

>walls
>walls work
>israel built a wall
>smart walls!
>see thru walls!
>laser detection
>WALLS!

:)

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>he doesnt pick up his lean hogs at the NYSE

I'm going to make it.

magnegas
you're welcome

I'm bullish on walls.

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LCI for a longer investment

SN for some gambling

How are y'all's oil plays going?

Is Trump retarded?

Based user. Shit is taking off and those sweet divvies have been confirmed even after threat shorty quarter.

>drugs kill much more than 70,000 Americans a year and cost our society $700,000,000,000 dollars
weed user btfo

Not in right now. I want to see a clear break of $54/$55 on crude oil before committing.

No. Stay up

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I don't get why people still talk about politics.. It's 2019.. Don't you guys know that future politicians are already picked out?!?! policies are already made?!?! and this whole fucking political field is just a big giant form of entertainment the elite provide for the masses while they get shit done without the peoples consent..

How new are all of you?!? Doesn't matter what we do.. ((they)) are going to do whatever they want.. talking about that distractive magic show is a waste of time morons

>market is blasting through the roof
>gain nothing

You picked shitty stocks faggot.

Nope. Sit down. Gap up green lower high my ass.

big money
without my oil trading I would be tied or even with the S&P this year. Instead I'm beating, despite a lot of safe boring 'bloat' in my portfolio that lowers my short term gains in this market.
Feels very good all around so far: strong gains, keeping it safe, keeping it spread.

Top of the market is in

New lows incoming by March

My dad works for the federal reserve and Nintendo

son of a bitch

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We accept faggots on this board user, but don’t start yikesing people who don’t like cactus dildos up the ass.

Fuck your dad.

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Buy Nintendo confirmed

my dad and uncle told me to pump it

whoa, very rude looks like no Mario Kart 15 early access for you my man

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I'll be nice.

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You have what 30k in margin and this is what your pulling?
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!!!!

Ok, apology accepted.......not

>believing memes
>believing memes started by Jow Forums
Did you buy DRYS too?

yesterday, everyone were so bearish. today, everyone are so bullish.

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no margin

note also that I've been adding ~1k/week since I started, so earlier gains were made with less principal.

Many people who take more aggressive positions will have made more money than me so far this year. I'm just trying to beat the S&P safely through the first half of the year and increase my RH account to 25k so I don't have the day trade restriction.
I don't intend to use RH gold or margin.

Why would you not just buy SPY puts user??

why would you buy puts now wtf?? we are going to moon.

I don't think SMG will benifit from the weed craze much... I've grown weed and I know A LOT of people that grow weed.. they won't touch that stuff. They make their own soils and they usually buy highly concentrated nutrients or something from a company like Fox Farms

Trust me I know what I'm doing.

My dad works for Sony AND Microsoft and says this is the beginning of the golden bull run

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Jason you need to stop doing drugs. Be sure to eat 5 servings of veggies today!

If moon is destination there should be a hell of a lot more buying. All i'm seeing is gap up consolidate with a lower high from the recent peak.

AMD $1.80 in 2014. Sold @11ish
CGC @11ish actually too. Same week constellations invested. Still have some of that.

Wow, great. Thanks.