Have a phone interview for a pretty basic IT job in 40 minutes

Have a phone interview for a pretty basic IT job in 40 minutes.

What are the dos and donts of phone interviews?

Also, its with a woman and my voice already sounds like a pussy. should i try to make it lower or pretend to be gay for bonus points?

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Sexually dominate the conversation. She will have no choice but to hire you.

>Interview for an IT job by a woman
>an IT job
>by a woman
I'd go with the gay angle. Tell her you're black too

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this. if you sound unsure about ANYTHING, she will think of you as a beta male non-provider undeserving of a job. exude confidence, even if you know nothing and have to bullshit an answer.

will do bros. problem is, the job looks so easy and boring, i have no idea what to talk about. literally just setting up computers and helping boomers with microsoft office products

stream it!

Then there is not much to worry about. You got this, fren

look up at the ceiling when you talk on the phone to sound alpha

dont forget to stuff ur crotch in ur pants to make it appear you have a fat one.
>bonus points if you can record her staring.

>staring
I don't think you've quite grasped what OP meant by "phone interview" user

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I was assuming most use facetime nowadays.

otherwise have someone else answer the phone that doesn't fart or burps loudly.

OP, Stand up!
Walk around!
Project yourself down the phone!

thanks fren
its just voice thankfully. i havent showered in a week i hope this bitch doesnt pull me on a camera. will put something down my pants just for myself though
will try this, but i already feel like im going to poop myself so we'll see how much walking i can do

>facetime
ooohhhhhh god now I feel old

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lol good luck user. "Those" interviews are 90% a waste of time. lord knows what they are looking for but it can't be anything tethered to business reality. lmao

tell her how many good boy points you have
lmao

Just be yourself

All the Best!

I had to do one of these... it was kind of bullshit like someone else said. They just bring you in and if you know basic coding concepts you pass.

ok guys it was over pretty quick

i think it went pretty well, but i didnt really know what to say when they asked me "whats a time you went above and beyond for a client"? wtf the whole point of IT is to not work

Hope you got it op, they wanted to know the extent to which you'll be their personal wagie

Amen!

>"whats a time you went above and beyond for a client"?
reverse-psychology question, you either realize you are spending more time and effort for the problem or person you are helping thus wasting company time.