>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
AAPL 152.5 Calls expired today for a $500 gain per contract. You cucks only had to listen.
Jaxon Nguyen
you could also do forex
Brayden Garcia
Based and redpilled, me too.
I hope sometime in my life I will see 24/7 markets. It's ironic because crypto might be what pushes for that change.
Jose Morgan
never mind, apparently forex is closed over the weekend as well
Aiden Young
t. 2 contracts
Noah Richardson
See ya niggers Monday
Jaxon Mitchell
don't ever call me a nigger you piece of fucking shit
Andrew Diaz
I want to lose weight but because of my personality the only way I can lose weight is by purposely restricting access to food including having any money to buy food, but I always have money to buy food so I don't know what to do.
Gavin Ward
Did muh tax return today, only have to wait 1 month to inject cash into my portfolio We're all going to make it
The restricted trading hours along with day trading rules ($25K account) really box out a lot of people who have the potential to be great traders but just don't have the time and money, which really are almost equally valuable when it comes to this. I set my laptop up at work and try to watch certain stocks throughout the day but it's nothing compared to those rare days off when you can focus on it 100%.
Gavin Collins
Try intermittent fasting user. I lost 30 pounds last fall even by ordering a big thing of pizza on the weekends. Big meals will keep you satisfied, let you feel like your splurging, but overall you're eating less if you just have like one or two meals a day.
Daniel Jenkins
Or have the discipline to not buy or eat what is near you. I've lost over 80 pounds and it's just discipline as long as you know the basics.
Matthew Lee
Based! Good job on that weight loss, that's awesome
Ethan Rodriguez
I'd call you a kike but no one on /smg/ makes any money. Nigger.
Eli Cruz
I've made 82ยข thank you very much
Adrian Torres
I'm rooting for the bulls right now, I want SDS to hit 35 bucks before I start my big short position.
Dylan Hill
me have lost 20 pounds last two weeks by only eating one small meal daily ^_^
I've got 420 shares so far. Contemplating buying $7 calls for $10K worth expiring in Jan 2020. I'm pretty confident we'll be well above that this year.
Juan Reed
R-RKG please stop!! How are you supposed to bear my retarded and deformed children as a sticc?? Also come to movie night
Overstock.com is mooning. Stock recently bottomed, now Tzero has launched, eCommerce business should sell in February. This one is going way up.
Aaron Cox
Thanks for the tip. Looks really good.
Andrew Collins
>coins Yikes
Samuel Powell
Real talk. Supposedly a insider leaked pge was goina explode yesterday on wallstreetbets and the next day the stock went up 70% since. Why does that sub not get investigated if insiders go there and leak information like that? It undermines nearly every other investor when that sub basically gets illegal freebie tips like that
Robert Wilson
Willpower doesn't exist. People who are able to "willpower" their way out of wanting something didn't really want that thing that much to begin with. I want food a lot. But I only lose weight when I completely restrict my access to it.
Jackson Gomez
I think it is pretty likely that we'll be above that at some point this year I think we could run up near or above $7 on technicals alone, the share price has been bouncing off of the long term lower trend line recently, and there's a cup and handle playing out on the 6 month chart (changed it to a line instead of candles to make it more obvious, tradingview made it a bit hard to see in candle mode)
If there's a partnership or BO (very likely, in my opinion), then we'll definitely be well above that Good luck with the calls, if you do decide to buy them (I personally prefer to stay away from options entirely)
lol I'm not shilling tzero's coin just overstock the equity
Camden Clark
r8 my expert memeline analysis
(for the anons who didn't read my last post, I changed it to a line instead of candles to make it more obvious, tradingview made it a bit hard to see in candle mode)
So everyones goina ignore the fact that an insider with info on pge posted on wall street bets and told them about it and no one cares despite how highly illegal that is.
Isaiah Howard
uh oh O_O
no even close to sticc X_X our babies will be fine
MOVIE NIGHT TOO LATE FOR ME how the heckies am supposed for stay up past 11 >: (
I mean who the fuck is honestly gonna believe them when they make a thread like that, especially on a shitstock like PGE. It's like the people that post an image on chainlink on Jow Forums and say "whale here, you have 15 minutes". For every 10 you get maybe one is legit.
David Rodriguez
Yeah, why would I care?
Owen Ross
wow, i'm gonna write a letter to the SEC demanding an investigation
Jason Cook
>an insider with info on pge posted on wall street bets and told them about it and no one cares despite how highly illegal that is.
If you know, the SEC know. It's not like insider leaks like these are super rare or anything.
Joseph Taylor
Analysts are increasingly and one sidedly chorus shitting on Tesla. Will they affect price movement or just funnel retail investor's bags to the whales before breaking up over 300 again?
Nolan Baker
This, but there's a more scientific method. A two day cycle where you eat whatever you want one day and take in only one third of your daily the nexy day. It's supposed to be more like what hunter gatherers would have eaten like, some studies suggest it can even reverse diabetes if you start soon after diagnosis.
Elijah Watson
Tesla trades like a penny stock. Who the hell knows what's going to happen on any given day.
Thomas Watson
Or you could lift. Burn 500 calories per hour, need more calories to build muscle and collect dividends by burning calories just to maintain that muscle.
Mason Walker
fuck, you're right.
Wyatt Collins
I know. It'll dump to ~$250, then rocket back up to ~$370 .The Musk Man is just doing this to fuck with short sellers.
:((( very rude, I love cats :3 /smg/ is known to have at least 6 black cat posters
Bentley Rivera
cats are for females...
Gabriel Thompson
My cat is my best friend and feed about 5 strays When I'm rich I'll open a happy cat shelter
Aiden Parker
FUCK NONE OF THIS IS HELPING I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ONLY 11 PM I HAVE LIKE TWO AND A HALF FULL DAYS UNTIL THE MARKETS OPEN
Brandon Campbell
This what you can do... take a bunch of xannax and sleep through the weekend.... or.. go down to your local pool hall.. have few beers.. meet a few friends do it on the weekends just to chill
Logan Price
Cats can be just as loving and attached as dogs.
You are doing a good dead fren.
Anthony Rodriguez
>not playing poker so you can gamble on the weekends
Connor Miller
:D:D:D When I move out into the countryside I'm going to get a dog and a herd of alpacas and llamas for sick wool gains
John Walker
this reminds me.. I was just at a dive bar during the day playing some pool.. and i mean this place is a real dive.. lots of cocaine, bikers, holes in the floors and walls... Anyways.. theres 3 girls sitting at the bar when we get there.. then some guy comes in a little later and basically starts talking to these girls.. doesn't even know them.. about an hour later he's calling them by their first names dancing around by himself.. calling them "kids" it was really weird... it literally reminded me of the 30 year old boomer meme when the guy goes in and says looking good ladies and starts dancing around by himself.. it's basically what the guy was doing... it was so cringe.. even the girls kept like turning their back on him... i should've taken picutres :/
cats carry diseases and aren't as happy to see you as a dog is.. you also can't go play fetch with a cat.. or go on walks.. and trust me.. taking a dog to a dog park gets females attention... try doing that with a cat.
Gabriel Hill
>herd of alpacas and llamas for sick wool gains thats a good idea. My dream is to move next to a creak and start a small farm with food and chickens and be self sufficient.. might have to add wool to the list
Jaxson Martinez
there's also no such thing as a service cat or a bomb sniffing cat no cat will be able to tell if someone is about to have a seizure just by smelling them and then find another person nearby to help the person having the seizure
Eli Flores
all cats are good for is infecting people with parasites and being worse than dogs
Eli Russell
so funny.. this girl and I were just talking about this while playing pool
Dogs>cats
I love all animals.. but i'm forsure a dog person over a cat person 100%
Sebastian Edwards
>SPY 280 next week
Down to 250
Julian Howard
I think we can agree both cats and dogs are good pets, just for different Raise ducks instead of chickens. Chickens are very rude and literally peck each other's brains out. Their eggs are also delicious Yikes, why would anyone be so upset over cats. People have different preferences, get over it
David Reed
please retest the december lows i've lost so much money i just want to sell my SQQQ and break even
SQQQ is the greatest company in the world and you will make a lot of money.
Joseph Lee
I'm not upset about cats, it's just a fact that cats don't have the same utility dogs do
Same, I'm very much a dog person Dogs are my favorite of all animals
Jackson Scott
>it's just a fact that cats don't have the same utility dogs do Autism, ladies and gentlemen. And not the good kind
Anthony Howard
>Cats can be just as loving and attached as dogs. Yeah I guess that's where there are so many videos of cats beside themselves with excitement when their owner returns from Afghanistan after years away from home. OH WAIT. You are literally retarded or have never had a dog. If you die, your cat will eat you to survive.
Camden Nguyen
>Raise ducks instead of chickens. Chickens are very rude and literally peck each other's brains out. Their eggs are also delicious i'll raise both
I have this vision of me in the future in a log cabin living self sufficient but also having a bunch of little shacks around the world that i can travel to and stay for a few weeks at a time instead of getting hotels.