/smg/ - Stand Market General edition

green day edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

People who don't watch Jojo:

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What's your big bet for Monday? I went in on SALT

Turn off your fucking trip when you make a new thread, or don't make one

>What's your big bet for Monday?

Tech dumps. Bad.

Oh, and also Altria showed signs it wants to have a pretty significant oversold bounce.

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I bought a bunch of March 15 SQQQ calls I'm hoping to flip next week.

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How did everyone do over the oct- dec dip?

Still manage to make some gains?
(I'm assuming some of your actually invest and aren't just larping)

I fucking hate weekends. Almost makes me want to trade shitcoins

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My small biotech companies took a huge hit in December, but I've made my money back in January just holding onto them and dollar cost averaging down

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i fucking hate my life

AAPL 152.5 Calls expired today for a $500 gain per contract. You cucks only had to listen.

you could also do forex

Based and redpilled, me too.

I hope sometime in my life I will see 24/7 markets. It's ironic because crypto might be what pushes for that change.

never mind, apparently forex is closed over the weekend as well

t. 2 contracts

See ya niggers Monday

don't ever call me a nigger you piece of fucking shit

I want to lose weight but because of my personality the only way I can lose weight is by purposely restricting access to food including having any money to buy food, but I always have money to buy food so I don't know what to do.

Did muh tax return today, only have to wait 1 month to inject cash into my portfolio
We're all going to make it

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Bearfaggots eating shoelaces and water soup after 5 weeks of gains for the the bulls. Just LMAO at your life. KYS

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The restricted trading hours along with day trading rules ($25K account) really box out a lot of people who have the potential to be great traders but just don't have the time and money, which really are almost equally valuable when it comes to this. I set my laptop up at work and try to watch certain stocks throughout the day but it's nothing compared to those rare days off when you can focus on it 100%.

Try intermittent fasting user. I lost 30 pounds last fall even by ordering a big thing of pizza on the weekends. Big meals will keep you satisfied, let you feel like your splurging, but overall you're eating less if you just have like one or two meals a day.

Or have the discipline to not buy or eat what is near you. I've lost over 80 pounds and it's just discipline as long as you know the basics.

Based! Good job on that weight loss, that's awesome

I'd call you a kike but no one on /smg/ makes any money. Nigger.

I've made 82ยข thank you very much

I'm rooting for the bulls right now, I want SDS to hit 35 bucks before I start my big short position.

me have lost 20 pounds last two weeks by only eating one small meal daily ^_^

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GALT

>10 pounds a week
uh...I think that might be a little too fast

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based and compensated-NASH-cirrhosis-pilled

How many subsidiaries is GE going to spin off? I thought they were only going to spin off Healthcare

>the manlet bull vs the chad grizzly
fuck bulls

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I've got 420 shares so far. Contemplating buying $7 calls for $10K worth expiring in Jan 2020. I'm pretty confident we'll be well above that this year.

R-RKG please stop!! How are you supposed to bear my retarded and deformed children as a sticc??
Also come to movie night

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Overstock.com is mooning. Stock recently bottomed, now Tzero has launched, eCommerce business should sell in February. This one is going way up.

Thanks for the tip. Looks really good.

>coins
Yikes

Real talk. Supposedly a insider leaked pge was goina explode yesterday on wallstreetbets and the next day the stock went up 70% since. Why does that sub not get investigated if insiders go there and leak information like that? It undermines nearly every other investor when that sub basically gets illegal freebie tips like that

Willpower doesn't exist. People who are able to "willpower" their way out of wanting something didn't really want that thing that much to begin with. I want food a lot. But I only lose weight when I completely restrict my access to it.

I think it is pretty likely that we'll be above that at some point this year
I think we could run up near or above $7 on technicals alone, the share price has been bouncing off of the long term lower trend line recently, and there's a cup and handle playing out on the 6 month chart (changed it to a line instead of candles to make it more obvious, tradingview made it a bit hard to see in candle mode)

If there's a partnership or BO (very likely, in my opinion), then we'll definitely be well above that
Good luck with the calls, if you do decide to buy them (I personally prefer to stay away from options entirely)

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lol I'm not shilling tzero's coin just overstock the equity

r8 my expert memeline analysis

(for the anons who didn't read my last post, I changed it to a line instead of candles to make it more obvious, tradingview made it a bit hard to see in candle mode)

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Buying IVZ this week

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FUCK DIVIDENDS
FUCK TRIPFAGS
AND FUCK THE OP

based

Based

So everyones goina ignore the fact that an insider with info on pge posted on wall street bets and told them about it and no one cares despite how highly illegal that is.

uh oh O_O

no even close to sticc X_X our babies will be fine

MOVIE NIGHT TOO LATE FOR ME
how the heckies am supposed for stay up past 11 >: (

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I mean who the fuck is honestly gonna believe them when they make a thread like that, especially on a shitstock like PGE. It's like the people that post an image on chainlink on Jow Forums and say "whale here, you have 15 minutes". For every 10 you get maybe one is legit.

Yeah, why would I care?

wow, i'm gonna write a letter to the SEC demanding an investigation

>an insider with info on pge posted on wall street bets and told them about it and no one cares despite how highly illegal that is.

If you know, the SEC know. It's not like insider leaks like these are super rare or anything.

Analysts are increasingly and one sidedly chorus shitting on Tesla. Will they affect price movement or just funnel retail investor's bags to the whales before breaking up over 300 again?

This, but there's a more scientific method. A two day cycle where you eat whatever you want one day and take in only one third of your daily the nexy day. It's supposed to be more like what hunter gatherers would have eaten like, some studies suggest it can even reverse diabetes if you start soon after diagnosis.

Tesla trades like a penny stock. Who the hell knows what's going to happen on any given day.

Or you could lift. Burn 500 calories per hour, need more calories to build muscle and collect dividends by burning calories just to maintain that muscle.

fuck, you're right.

I know. It'll dump to ~$250, then rocket back up to ~$370 .The Musk Man is just doing this to fuck with short sellers.

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How much will GE thank after earnings? How much lower does it have to go? 0?

-$5

It's going to zero it's just a question of when.

earnings will go down but the stock will go up anyway.

show up your stupid tripcodes up so i can follow the mind numing dialogue better

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Threadly reminder the SQQQ is the greatest company in the world.

cartoon youtube music videos have probably better directors on average than an average hollywood b class directors kekk

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>marketwatch says it'll tank
Time to buy calls then.

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stock goes up, stock goes down...either way i'm still a poor cuck

Yes! Good goys, buy SQQQ!

Consider your screen to be capped.

SPY 280 next week

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>tfw your money isn't working for you on the weekends
>tfw you aren't working on the weekends

how tf am i going to make it

bet on sports?

R E A D A B O O K
E X E R C I S E
P L A Y W I T H C A T S
Not all gains will be financial, user

drive uber on the weekends or get a side job of some sort if you want to make money

>C A T S

you are truly the biggest faggot in this general
dogs >>>>>>> cats

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thisis true

:((( very rude, I love cats :3
/smg/ is known to have at least 6 black cat posters

cats are for females...

My cat is my best friend and feed about 5 strays
When I'm rich I'll open a happy cat shelter

FUCK NONE OF THIS IS HELPING I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ONLY 11 PM I HAVE LIKE TWO AND A HALF FULL DAYS UNTIL THE MARKETS OPEN

This what you can do... take a bunch of xannax and sleep through the weekend.... or.. go down to your local pool hall.. have few beers.. meet a few friends do it on the weekends just to chill

Cats can be just as loving and attached as dogs.

You are doing a good dead fren.

>not playing poker so you can gamble on the weekends

:D:D:D
When I move out into the countryside I'm going to get a dog and a herd of alpacas and llamas for sick wool gains

this reminds me.. I was just at a dive bar during the day playing some pool.. and i mean this place is a real dive.. lots of cocaine, bikers, holes in the floors and walls... Anyways.. theres 3 girls sitting at the bar when we get there.. then some guy comes in a little later and basically starts talking to these girls.. doesn't even know them.. about an hour later he's calling them by their first names dancing around by himself.. calling them "kids" it was really weird... it literally reminded me of the 30 year old boomer meme when the guy goes in and says looking good ladies and starts dancing around by himself.. it's basically what the guy was doing... it was so cringe.. even the girls kept like turning their back on him... i should've taken picutres :/

cats carry diseases and aren't as happy to see you as a dog is.. you also can't go play fetch with a cat.. or go on walks.. and trust me.. taking a dog to a dog park gets females attention... try doing that with a cat.

>herd of alpacas and llamas for sick wool gains
thats a good idea. My dream is to move next to a creak and start a small farm with food and chickens and be self sufficient.. might have to add wool to the list

there's also no such thing as a service cat or a bomb sniffing cat
no cat will be able to tell if someone is about to have a seizure just by smelling them and then find another person nearby to help the person having the seizure

all cats are good for is infecting people with parasites and being worse than dogs

so funny.. this girl and I were just talking about this while playing pool

Dogs>cats

I love all animals.. but i'm forsure a dog person over a cat person 100%

>SPY 280 next week

Down to 250

I think we can agree both cats and dogs are good pets, just for different
Raise ducks instead of chickens. Chickens are very rude and literally peck each other's brains out. Their eggs are also delicious
Yikes, why would anyone be so upset over cats. People have different preferences, get over it

please retest the december lows i've lost so much money
i just want to sell my SQQQ and break even

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SQQQ is the greatest company in the world and you will make a lot of money.

I'm not upset about cats, it's just a fact that cats don't have the same utility dogs do

Same, I'm very much a dog person
Dogs are my favorite of all animals

>it's just a fact that cats don't have the same utility dogs do
Autism, ladies and gentlemen. And not the good kind

>Cats can be just as loving and attached as dogs.
Yeah I guess that's where there are so many videos of cats beside themselves with excitement when their owner returns from Afghanistan after years away from home. OH WAIT.
You are literally retarded or have never had a dog. If you die, your cat will eat you to survive.

>Raise ducks instead of chickens. Chickens are very rude and literally peck each other's brains out. Their eggs are also delicious
i'll raise both

I have this vision of me in the future in a log cabin living self sufficient but also having a bunch of little shacks around the world that i can travel to and stay for a few weeks at a time instead of getting hotels.