-Your age

37
5'10
$12 of Golem
$1.60 of some asshole EOS airdrop
3.2 Polkadot tokens that will be worth nothing once they raise an extra 60 mil.
Safe to say I'm rekt
Fuck crypto anyway, I'm only hear caus I have no real friends left

Why do we have these threads? Everyone just lies and says they're 6'8 muscular Chads with hundreds of thousands of dollars of assets when in reality most people here could barely pass a job interview at McDonalds.

28
6 6
$-115k
once, not worth it

Not even worried. gonna make it with my dev skills

36
5'8
$35k
No, hell I'm married now. That life's over for me.

>everyone pretends they're a Chad
>no one has suggested they're a Chad

Tell us your stats fren.

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1 DOT = 1 retirement
Don't worry about it fren, you'll make it.

>29
>6'2
>15k bucks
>no I'm touchless virgin

If you put as much effort into ur dev skills as your crypto skills u will probably suck at that as well

hahahaahahahahahahaa

oh... that's not crypto buddy.

>27 next week
>5'11
>maybe $30k
>yes, maybe three times. It's degenerate and does not make me feel good about myself.

-115k is really rekt though

It may be degenerate but every guy who's never done it wants to.

>24
>5'10"
>~30k plus a 650k trust fund I haven't touched
> nah, only in thailand which doesnt count. Haven't been single much.

>It may be degenerate but every guy who's never done it wants to.
Literally the reason they want to is because they never had it before and they think it's better than it actually is.

go datamine on reddit faggot

27
6'0
110K
Yes several times. Last time i got a BJ on the way home on the street. She was no stunner though.

how do you decide what to do? how do you cope with the freedom?

..Get hobbies? A man who is rich still sucks shit at countless skills. There is always something you can make progress in.

The best sex is with a longterm partner who you are comfortable with. That's when they let you do pretty much whatever you want to them.

true, but how do you find objectives when you could delegate?

Yeah but to be fair men do things to fuck roasties, make money, or start a family. When you have these things, wtf is the point of "getting better" forever? Reminds me of these boomers who require the economy to keep growing forever. Growth for the sake of growth.

>datamine meme
This is about equivalent to falling for the reddit spacing meme

34
6'1"
-8000
yes, a few, but usually bang them a day or two later. only one i can clearly recall was some norwegian slut in nyc that was renting an airbnb in soho

26
6’2
40k
Yes, I worked as security in a club and in another bar. It was cake

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28
5'6
$50k
Yes

Is her ass really that great? I feel like it's the normie reddit version of "nice ass"

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>18
>6'5
>12k
no please ma'am may i have some coochie please miss

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I can believe this. Staff are probably the only people who actually profit from nightlife.

You have the intelligence not to delegate other people to learn hobbies for you.
>When you have these things, wtf is the point of "getting better" forever?
The point is that doing things that are challenging put you into a flow state, which is something that makes you more present and happier than any orgasm.

>5'6
>Yes
What's your secret?

beyond that, the social currency... free drinks, discounts, not having to wait in lines at other bars nearby and having connections across different venues was nice. Good times, would recommend it for a year or two

28
5'8"
-5k
Yes

>-Your age
44
>-Your height
6'
>-Your networth
$2.5k just rebuilding after a divorce 0 debt
>-Have you ever met a roastie in a nightlife venue and brought her back to your place for sexual intercourse the same night?
Many times, they often seek me out

23
6ft
not more than 15k
no because I dont have my own place to bring girls. but I did have sex with an asian girl I met at the mall within one day of meeting her

The one thing most ONSfags seem to have in common is their poverty status, oddly. This suggests that qualities like diligence and conscientiousness are probably detrimental to success with roasties, whereas recklessly living life flying by the seat of your pants almost certainly helps a lot.

I consider myself really bad at girls, I don't know, it just happens I guess. I don't understand how people can never have sex as much as I don't understand people who get it more than 5 or so times a year over a period of more than a few years

30
5'11
around 10k crypto. 60k apt still being paid
yes, many times

33
6’0
104k
Lots of times

If you spend your time chasing women instead of cash you will invariably have more of one than the other. And vice versa. Some anomalies ofc.

Fair enough. I couldn't get laid in a night life venue if my life depended on it, but I get laid once a week on average and get 100% of my roasties on tinder (a dozen or so a year).

Yeah I don't have anywhere near that amount of sex god

Oh wow. Is this what Jow Forumsincel looks like? Intriguing.

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This. Stupid shit.

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39
5'6"
4 BTC

All in.

Haha, nice post because your previous post is literally something Dwight would say.

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What? I don't understand what was incel-like about my post. I merely offered a hypothesis, and it seems logical to me. What will you have more of if you concentrate efforts on? You fucking idiot.

Could you post one of your successful tinder conversations? Do you just ask if they want to meat or what

32
6'2"
About 7.50 (seven fitty)
Nerpp

be decently attractive and hold a conversation kinda well.
I don't think anything will go to well if you ask, "Do you want to meat" though desu...

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Jow Forums + moderately handsome + LARP as a Dom + good sexter. That's it really.

Don't ask me why Jow Forums + moderately handsome doesn't work in bars. Girls simply give zero fucks.

23
6'
Less than 20k
Got laid quite a few times when i was homeless, only 1 roastie though, the rest were other homless bitches.

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yeah. but I used to make more than that a year.
not really worried about it.
made $10k in 2 hours with a smart contract i launched last year. gonna do it bigger in a few weeks.

Checked

31
5,7
120k
Multiple times and hate it, and hate myself once I bust and tell myself I’ll never do it again

23
6'3"
3.2 mil
Yes but i couldn't get it up

>28
>5'10
>$50
>Yes

Based and redpilled.

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23
6’0 unironically
10k
Yes..... 4 years ago

22
5'8
about 150k
no, introverted neet.

>23
>180cm
>1,230,000€
>no not even hold hands

>25
>6'2
>10K
>Never
I'm not into that one night stand or pick and bang.

that blue id cuck is not me. I try to see it as a potential tool to get where i want, not the fall back plan or that its essential to achieve my goals. I wanna try to get there on my own and if I fail im fortunate to have an alternative.

26
6ft
100k or more
More than once.

sweet, thanks for all the free data

20
5'10''
1k
Many times, probably never again though

23
6’1
24k in debt
No

28
5'7''
$40k
Nah, not single anymore. Those days are behind me.

26
5'6
-$10k

A few times this year, last time 2 days ago

31
5'9
200k

Yes...once at 19, in a club, a fuckin late 20 roastie. And the whiskey dick is real

Low test

>24
>5'11"
>-30k or so counting student loans
>yes, i'm kind of chad because im a unique character. big hippie who dresses funky with lots of handmade jewelry, mostly wire wrapped. gets the average stacey curious cause they think im a degenerate or whatever

You are largely liar. Next day hookups after meeting a chick in at a nightlife venue sure bro ;)

>26
>0 (I have 34k in crypto but student loans...)
>maybe once every 2nd week :)

-26
-6 6
- 5k
- The way I would typically get laid

>25
>5'10
>50k +20k crypto
>used to be doing that almost every weekend now I am not going out that much anymore

You glow in the dark, cia nigger.

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Hahahaha xD
26,
5'10 (No one cares in Europe though)
26k (NOK, so you can half that due to taxes)
But yes, yes I have brought girls back.. for about 10 years... (6/10, just don't be cringry..)
Sad sad Muricans, "omg I am 6'what ever - y can't I get gurl?" Because you don't care about other people, you care about how people view you while most people only care about themselves again... God forbid you ask someone a question and actually feel like you DON'T need to inturrupt and say what you want to say. Learn to actually listen, or keep being all about yourself and cry that you make 200k usd a year and still pay for sex

I brought back her and her cousin. ;)

xD

Oops forgot.
19
6'0
$3000

Mah man - I've got more respect for this guy than most of the other people here

32
1.83m
2.7m€
Yes

>34
>5.11
>200k
Yes, twice, both Asian chicks. First one was a petite french-korean hapa, probably out to revenge fuck on her boyfriend. Took her out from the bar to my nearby work which was close by and fucked her in the supply room between storage shelves. (Boomer boss was storing a mattress there) as I walked her back into the city holding hands, she got awkward and asked why we were holding hands and how far we were going to walk together. Oh, ok. Saw her off at the lights and she never responded to texts. Not snapping her photo is a big regret in my life, she was very perky.
2nd was a tall lilly white Chinese princess, probably 30s, but in excellent condition, with extremely long hair. Fresh of the boat and (unconsciously) looking for her first white cock. I had been chatting her up all night at the bar and as it was closing we all got kicked out on the street, I went for the hail mary "so it's late, are you hungry, want to come back to my apartment for the healthy salmon dinner I was talking about" amazingly it worked. And I gently took her white-cock virginity... then curled her up and fucked her so hard she was making classic JAV reactions. After we went on dates, then took her camping and we kissed amoung fireflies by the beach which was romantic and so was waking up half the campground by fuxking in a tent. She came back to make me dinner in return one night, but I assumed too much and was pushy for sex while she was cooking and she got pissed and walked out. After that her more peitite friend, 'just happened' to bump into me outside my apartment and I banged her too for a good while.

26
5'8
1.06m
no

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19
5'7
26K
Fucked at a party if that counts

>33
>5'11
>over 7 inches
>2000 euros
>Yes, several times, but never to my place, because I live with my mom(not a larp). Fastest time from first sight to intercourse was 2 hours. When she asked me to come to her place I even told her she even told her she shouldn't expect much from me sexually (because I cum fast when I'm not on my antidepressants).

>18
>182
>about €1000
>where do you think you are

Checked and sexpilled

>36
>1.80m
>~100k not counting student loan which I'm never paying back because my company only ever pays me under the repayment threshold
>yes, once. It was epic. I'm never telling my wife