Looking for a jewish name

I wanna give my second child a jewish name, so he/she will be set for business in life. Good idea?

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chaim

Donald Trump

Shlomo
Mordecai
Noseberg

Ryan is always a good one, not too jewish but the real Jews know.

Ronald McTrump

Ezekiel

>ryan is jewish
>ryan is non aryan
>non aryan
>ryan

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What do I do if it is a girl? Are there any jewish girl names where they know she is one of them?

natalie, it has lie right in the name

Kek, thats a good one

elaborate?

Moses Bergsteinowitz

David Goldmann Rosenbaum

Jared kushner

Sarah is a common Jewish name for females

Obama

Enoch Rosenbergenstein

David, Daniel or Noah for a boy. If it's a girl maybe Emma or Rebecca.
Ryan is Irish you fucking idiot.

Also this.
Jacob is another good Jewish name for boys.

(First name) Torah-Hanukkah-WailingWall-Jerusalem-Moses-Kiddymolester (Lastname)

Like sarah silverman, I hope they won‘t be suspicious when they cant see a giant nose in her face :/

Horrowitz

Sergey Nazarov

Ari

Benjamin too

Wait you can also choose a surname ?

a jew helped me, even though i was making fun of him. i was bullied starting from age of 3 by teen boneheads. so i became racist and considered myself white to cope. it appears that i am jewish and i was trolling the only people who wanted to help me. somebody kill me.

Would u consider letting a jew impregnate ur wife to make it more realistic?

Maybe... I do everything for my kids....wait... my... kids....

Tax

The definition of Jewish is such a clusterfuck because it is both an ethnicity and a religion and they love to pretend they are one, both or neither when it suits them.

Schlomo Shekelbergsteinwitz

Dont worry. Ur dick was there first, so technically they are yours.

Bad larp, Schlomo. We see what you’re trying to do there.

altcoin

I'm thankful my religious parents gave me a biblical name.

This

ruth/ben

Goldman Silverstein

Morty

The name isn't going to help, you need the genetics. You have to fuck a Jewish girl.

This.

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What^^ cant I convince my wife to become jew?

Mordecai

eliezer

Moshe the pedokike

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Why not just marry an actual Jewish girl? We don't bite. That way you don't have larp and try to explain why a girl or boy with Anglo features has a jewish sounding name.

Eugene

because your busy making fetish videos for pornhub with your boyfriend chad thundercock

jewish women are horny af. you probably are secretly a huge slut irl