> Be me
> Apply for a lowly specialized position with a state university system
> Phone interview
> Get told I'll get informed if I move on
> They stay quiet
> Decide to check their website after a week
> 1 INTERVIEW SLOT LEFT AND IT'S TOMORROW
> Go to interview
> Security gives me a visitor parking pass
> I parked in visitor parking...
> Avoid rocking the boat and go attach it
> States on the backside that I won't hold them responsible for damage
> Go through the gigantic open office with low wall cubicles
> Unusually quiet and headsets abound
> Pic related
> Panel interview begins
> Repetitive questions filled with business jargon that requires understanding wtf they're trying to ask
> At the end ready to go
> The guy who kept asking for more details throughout attempts to grill me
> Asks me why I left two jobs so quickly
> Realizes one was a temp job after I had already mentioned it prior
> They seem satisfied
> Assume I didn't get the job
> See an email that they want to do a reference check
> They want candidate's to register onto some third party reference checker, Skill Survey
> It wants references email's
> Who gives their personal email!?
> Tracks IP to make sure you're not doing it yourself
> They want each reference to sign on and take a survey about the candidate
> "Note all references will be responding as individuals, not as representatives of any company or organization."
> Circumventing the sketchy questions eg "What do you think user needs to improve on?"
> "If there is any reason why you cannot complete this within 24 hours, please contact your recruiter..."
> It's the weekend
> Who would even do this!?
> Was considering getting biz anons with fake emails to answer just for kicks
> Not gonna fill it out
> Unlikely to ever apply there again
The absolute state of the hiring process
You can do it user.
Is this a meme larp? I would email them and tell them their hiring process is unrealistic and stupid.
Jow Forums makes this out to be the norm here's how it went for me
apply to temp service
show up to job
get hired
internal job openings open up
get promoted
finish associates degree
get promoted again
from 9hr to 60k
after the revolution we will put all the HR whores to work in the sulphur mines. they will learn what real work is.
>Apply for job at some insurance shithole
>One of the interview questions is "why do you think you Deserve this job"
>Deserve this job
>$8.50/he
>Get rejected anyway because some poojet with an MBA also applied
Yep. Boomers are fucking cucks whose only joy in life is making other people's lives shittier.
Not a larp, pic related
I have a bachelor's
> $8.50
> Asks why you deserve it
you're also unemployed
I have a job but it doesn't pay too well.
Pic is another email they sent me.