be me
>go to uni
>autistic manlet virgin
>no friends no gf
>sit alone in almost every class
>in my Bio class this chad sits next to me
>He strikes up a conversation with me
>He's funny and all the roasties look at him when he enters a room
>He starts inviting me to go eat and he invites me to bars
>Things start looking up
>He invites me to his house and it turns out his family is rich
>His house is in one of the most expensive neighborhoods in the city
>Start becoming jealous and secretly start hating him
>But I still hang out with him because he's rich and buys me expensive things like watches, wallets, and takes me to fancy restaurants.
>He then asks me if I wanted to be his room mate because he noticed I live in a shit studio apartment
>I accept because my flat is full of rats and termites
>Then I start noticing he always grabs me strangely
>He sometimes grabs my butt and touches my face a lot
>Last Friday after a lot of drinks he asked me if I would let him fuck me in the ass
>mfw
Guys he was joking around right? Should I move out of his place and go back to being a loser who stays inside playing vidyas all day?
Be me
Ask him to pay you, faggot, this is capitalism
user, be happy you're a twink.
There is no shame in having a sugardaddy.
You've got a good thing going on, don't throw it away.
sounds like you're set dude, I'd say go for it and see what happens
But guys I'm not a fag
you are already subhuman for accepting his gifts even though you hate him
you were subhuman way before that even
Expected to be Bel Air'd. This is better.
Is there any other way you can avoid living with rats? The economic logic here is unfortunate but inescapable. As much as we might wish that things were not so, it is useless to deny the reality confronting you.
Do you happen to hold Chainlink by chance?
If so the story checks out
He sounds more like a HOLO holder to me desu.
No I'm a poorfag. I fell for the crypto meme and have a shitty job at the uni's cafeteria
Just let it happen bro...I think you'd like it.
you're literally fucked
Maybe the chad just wants access to OPs holoport kek
It's your first gay friend. Tell him you've always had a fantasy, but never got to fulfill it. Say you want a threesome with the hottest chick. Wins for everyone.
>be op
>take your advice and get railed in front of hottest chick imaginable
>utter destruction of self-esteem and ego
>can never have relationship with woman again
solid plan
> Beautiful, wealthy wants to share his life with you
user, He likes you and will take care of you.
Do it.
>always the last to know
But that's where his g-spot is you silly biscuit
Look at that entertainment industry. This is just business.
the minute he bought you watches you should of been skeptical
just tell him youre not gay but he has good taste. he will still probably be down to hang out with you
Ask him if it's ok if you just jerk of in front of him or finger your ass or something like that.
That should satisfy his lust for you, for a while.
He'd probably want to fuck you harder after that.
No one enjoys their job,idiot
OP has never heard of g4p
It's not gay if you get paid for it.
Fucking OP is so insecure that he may listen to these trolling retards and get anus blasted lmfao, get some integrity retard
nothing wrong with gay4pay. most athletes make money like this
This is the only /biz answer.
See if he wants you for your body or he actually likes you. If the latter just become a gold digger, trade sex and company for a beta provider. Become the roastie. And tell him you're bi and crave a woman occasionally but you suck with them so he'll need to get one for you two have threesomes with, then you can be the middle layer of the sandwich. Win win.
its not gay if you do it once
Congrats user you have yourself a sugar daddy. He likes you, so you should probably milk it for all its worth.
Get It? Milk It? Haha fag.
post ass
>most athletes
KEK
get the fuck out of here lmao
Lmao this thread
Thinking this is a common story for most of the females, but without the social stigma of being in a relationship made this way.
>>Last Friday after a lot of drinks he asked me if I would let him fuck me in the ass
Accept the deal!!!!
lel
Say you have a fantasy for his hottest female friend, and it only turns you on because she's his friend. Say you cannot open the gates before having her. Say you would be ready for an entire arm in depth if he helps you out.
Sauce on asian girl
/thread
even if he pounds your ass every day it's not gay if you don't fall in love with him
Don't accept the deal yet, you gotta extract more from him. After he dipped his peen in your thicc ass he will be done with you and kick you out after. Better just tease him until he's craves for it and then get your ass fucked.
The OP is gonna turn into the male equivalent of a roastie but gay lol
Who knows OP, maybe he wants you to fuck him.
This
Accept it OP. This is your key to a life of leisure and luxury. Just don't get mad and throw a fit when he brings other men home.
>loner, no friends
>is "straight" but for ultra petite Asian women
>probably likes menga or anime shit
you're already there bro. Embrace it dont live in shame
can anyone explain this lebowskis scene for eurofag? What did Coens wanted to show here?