I've been having sex with my sister lately. In return she gets to live at my place free of rent. She's a poor college student.
What secrets have you guys been keeping to yourselves biz?
I've been having sex with my sister lately. In return she gets to live at my place free of rent...
Colton Williams
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Ayden Taylor
Im black and I've impregnated 3 Asians in one night stands. Now I have no idea how I'm gonna pay for child support.
Michael Lewis
I've been studying your sister for years and had very intricate expensive surgery to look like her and had a sex change. I've been fucking you and acting like a poor college student for months.
Ayden Collins
Im Asian and my penis doesn't even touch the sides of black vaginas
Carter Edwards
quite the anomaly. good for you.
Grayson Barnes
I invented Bitcoin
Owen Reyes
No you're a pajeet
Eli Wilson
Blacks are actually quite tight
Samuel King
It's been me all along guys.
- Craig muthafuckin Wright
Jackson Thompson
I've fucked multiple extremely unconvincing crossdressers off craigslist and thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Only standards are:
- full shaved
- slim/gym fit
- wig, makeup, lingerie
Pro-tip, the more amateur and unconvincing they are, the tighter the butthole.
Logan Hall
this shit is why i come here
Jayden Hernandez
If true then FUD chainlink on twitter in the next hour
Logan Gonzalez
Don't really know how to fix a lot of stuff, when it breaks. The kinda stuff men a sort of "expected" to know.
I don't know how to use a lot of power tools. I don't know the basics of plumbing/drainage.
I don't know the basics of car repair, other than changing a tire/charging a flat battery.
There's plenty about home electrical appliances I have no clue about. Like what to do/check when the power goes out. As well as basic soldering skills and use of a multi-meter.
I really want someone to teach me of all of this. I hate feeling inadequate.
David Myers
friend, you can learn all of this on youtube.
Sebastian Ortiz
Yeah, I do watch a lot of youtube stuff, but the being guided by someone, in real life, is hard to replace.
Nolan Wilson
I had sex with 1400 West Africans and impregnated 600.
Juan Jenkins
I got a BJ from a Craigslist tranny, was pretty good but I couldn't clean the stench of his saliva off my dick for days.
Justin Clark
I've stabbed 12 sleeping homeless street rats in the last 7 years. My goal is to hit 15 by the 10 year anniversary. I get some people would think its wrong but honestly nothing else gets me harder.
Parker Campbell
These "practical skills" centres are actually opening up and are probably going to be the next big trend.
Julian Wright
based and redpilled
David Thomas
Jaxon Perry
Kayden Collins
Xavier Carter
OP you are not the real OP
In reality 9 years ago in a attack by the XOF on mother base our helicopter was short down by Sergey.
After that you were put in a coma and I had Nakamoto reconstruct your body to look as mine did and to use psycho therapy to make you think your the real op.
All this so that when you fucked my sister (who is actually a user in this thread) I would not actually be gay.
Jason Powell
Yeah this is good motivation to keep making money and not end up homeless. T-thanks...
Samuel Gomez
Let's see Paul Allen's card
Landon Bailey
The sex is amazing but I'm terrified of having black babies
Ethan Hughes
Purge everyone in this thread. Sending right wing death squads to your house now
Andrew Butler
The guy from Mount gambier?
Chase Garcia
do the needful
Owen Morales
sweeeeet home, ALABAMA
Brandon Barnes
LOL
Ryder Williams
awesome. i hate being an only child.
Camden Evans
Cringe and blacksabandoningtheir childrenlikesalwayspilled
Adrian Sanchez
Larp