Coming next week
Prepare for the biggest green dildo you have ever seen
Holochain announcement
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Evan Allen
I guess the news has leaked with that 20% jump in the hour
Next week is going to be huge though still
Liam Miller
does it mean its priced in?
Connor Kelly
Pre pump, the main pump to 4000 gwei will be Tuesday / Wednesday depending on when press goes out
Lincoln Clark
unironically?
Jaxson Lewis
Ofc
Nolan Walker
how big is this announcement? is everyone in holo gonna make it?
Aiden Fisher
this thread is so misleading to young naive idiots... it's obviously pumping NOW for the news coming next week. if you think it's going to pump after the news next week, you will be severely disappointed
Bentley Flores
the rumor is true?
Jacob Wilson
Why brainlet?
Your average Normie isn’t on biz, and hadn’t accumulated millions before idex crashed.
So they’ll have no option but to fomo in on binance.
It may be partially priced in but I haven’t actually seen the leak posted yet so maybe not
Jose Baker
I’m assuming the leak is what is causing the current dildos, so when it’s confirmed it’s going to produce a dildo that will get logged in the record books
Lincoln Brown
why? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY because it happens every single fucking time lmao
Alexander Hernandez
Oh my.. im holding this shit either way but hope its tron-like
Anthony Kelly
l2p fgt
Hudson Lee
6 billion mcap is upon us.
Luis Davis
holo hitting its stride in a "bear" market..imagine once this thing turns bull..oh boy
Andrew Davis
>holo hitting its stride in a "bear" market..imagine once this thing turns bull..oh boy
this
imagine what will happen when grandpa BTC ticks up $50 lmaooo holy shit
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Michael Ross
preparing holoanus
Gabriel Robinson
the jews are out of control
Ethan Barnes
The year is 2025 and Holo has been fully integrated into modern society. Holoports are now as common as microwaves in the average American home. Everything from common household chores to insurance now have their own Dapp and the passive income from sharing cpu power is making a NEET every five seconds, forcing McDonald's across the country to shutter their doors.
Verizon, Comcast, Time Warner, Google, Facebook are all either desperately trying to compete or executing massive layoffs, preparing for the inevitable. Those who bought in 2021 and beyond now have a comfortable cushion of funds to use during emergencies, freeing up time for the middle class worker to focus on their passions. The four-hour workday is now socially acceptable and the economy is roaring due to the explosion in entrepreneurship. Those who bought in 2018, however, have ascended to levels of wealth previously thought impossible.
Rolling around in autonomous mobile living rooms sipping Dom Perignon with the finest of company, it is literally impossible for the Holochads to stop making money even if they tried. Some accept positions of political power, while others simply choose philanthropy as their smart-enabled giga mansions and luxury electric vehicles produce more Holofuel in a month than the GDP of most countries. No longer a need for lawyers, accountants, real estate agents or salesman of any kind thanks to Dapps, the Holochad can basically do whatever he wants, and that's exactly what he does.
Jose Barnes
have you ever considered that YOU are the average normie?
Charles Parker
needs a Holo edit
Landon Scott
How is that possible when I bought holo on idex and have done a 10x in a bear market whilst your losing money and getting mad behind a keyboard?
Leo Cook
lol brutal