What do rich people do for fun?

What do rich people do for fun?

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They take shits on eachother

fuck each other in the butts and suck each others nuts.

they poo poo peepee.

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They also like to post on biz and give investment tips

rape children

Sometimes I go to a thrift store and buy clothes that make me look poor, then I go to bars in the poor part of town and convince working stiffs to buy me drinks. I get some kind of weird satisfaction from this.

>burn money
>drugs
>bankrupt countries
>incest
>yachts
>squander potential
>travel

Organic smoothies
Lots of supplements
Cooking meat
Being annoyed
Not watching TV or playing video games
Immersing into expensive and technical hobby
Spending time in nature
Regular exercise
Spa and sauna visits
Casual dining, but it's expensive
Driving basic cars
Buying very plain high quality clothing
Being bored
Having sex with their partner
Having a woman come clean their home every week for them
Throwing out anything even slightly broken
Not hoarding crap like a poor person
Mediation
$100 haircuts
Having an accountant do your taxes
Edible marijuana
Wine
Mountain biking
European cigarettes
Subtle cosmetic surgery
Having a milf wife
Being annoyed by her
Sending your children to schools that cost $30k a year to learn the alphabet
Being abandoned by your friends for being more successful
Making new friends who are more interesting
Having proud parents
Having happy children
Feel generally better and more relaxed
But it's no paradise
Just like a world with cushioning and great food
People still get cancer
People still fight
Best to find peace and enjoy life now
And lay off the stimulants

they rape children and hunt humans for fun

Fitter happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
A patient, better driver
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
No paranoia
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
Car wash (also on Sundays)
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace
Slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned (but powerless)
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics

you know, that doesn't sound too bad. Just tell them it was a prank.

No need for that. We invented a new disorder called affluenza. It basically means that our unorthodox lifestyle can lead us making bad decisions from time to time. So it's totally not our fault. You plebs obviously wouldn't understand.

This one made me literally fucking roll on the floor laughing my ass of until I had to seek medical assistance for my prolapsed colon holy shit user you're so funny BRB surgery.

wow that's beautiful user

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>Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
What did he mean by this?

took me too long to recognize these lyrics

Nothing. And they love it.

>This one made me literally fucking roll on the floor laughing my ass of until I had to seek medical assistance for my prolapsed colon holy shit user you're so funny BRB surgery.
This one made me literally fucking roll on the floor laughing my ass of until I had to seek medical assistance for my prolapsed colon holy shit user you're so funny BRB surgery.

eat children

This is actually a goldmine thanks

t. Young zoomer with a little too much ETH and a weed addiction

I meant this guy

If they were based they would go into fulltime NEET life