HONK* *HONK* *HOOOOONK* I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*
*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!
Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!
And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*
Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!
Closer...
Clooooosssseerrrr...
*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK* *presses a coconut pie into your face*
what the fuck is coconut pie? american thing maybe?
Wouldnt more traditional be creampie?
Jordan Wilson
# # # what a bunch of dorks
Juan Parker
How is it that this board can come up with stupid shit like FAT, pee pee poo poo, schlop schlop, brafffp snifff lick and now "HONK"? Yet I still find it funny.... i need a break from you guys or im gonna kms myself from shame.
Joseph Ross
Because its true. That's why it's funny. It is the world we live in.