SOLVE RIDDLE WIN PRIZE

To time the market perfectly, identify the clues hidden in the allegory that solve the riddle.

Neets have until midnight EST or else the 4th Industrial Revolution will leave the station without them.

I suggest combining autistic forces in true voltronic fashion

clocks tickin

RIDDLE:
>Climbing the mountain, the wise hiker has foresite to leave life saving supplies at base camp -else its back to the parking lot to hitchhike into town

>And though retracing his steps down the mountain is a fucking pain in the ass (when so seemingly close to the peak) it’s better to turn on a quarter than wait to turn on a dime, broke with only a thumb ticket to dodge city

>Because soon, on a date that adds up to 7, it will be too late, and 20/20 vision is only hindsight, after all.

>Hindsight: A sentimental protocol for the elderly and geriatric whose bottom will sag at age 70, and whom are fit only to venture close to basecamp with their saggy ass behinds

>You see, and though our young hiker stands on the shoulders of the old generation, and though he is in the wilderness, and a bit naive (and a bit compulsive and could be eaten by a goddamn bear at any moment) he has the gumption to take a chance in life because, if nothing else, foresight suggests that even at age 25, there’s nothing but upside on the scale of time

alright, lads, that’s all that may be spelled out

inb4
>this is investment advise
>previous history does guarantee future performance
>theres no risk involved in investing and trading
>you will make it

good luck

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tldr

>Climbing the mountain, the wise hiker has foreskin to leave life saving supplies at base camp -else its back to the parking lot to hitchhike into town

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>4th industrial revolution
>not the 4th reich
im out

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Sentimental protocol para is BTC for sure.

we need some kind of ... final solution to the oracle problem.

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yes, our hero has foreskin in the game.

ngtmi

definitely ngtmi

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Let me guess, the prize is autism.

>...foresight suggests that even at age 25, there’s nothing but upside on the scale of time
>age 25, upside
8:25 pm pst we takeoff bruv

I'm pretty sure he's trying to tell use that Link will start mooning on February 5th.