/smg/ - Stock Market General

LCIguy's tripcode is #buyLCI round 2 edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

Previous thread:

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globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/01/28/1706316/0/en/City-of-San-Diego-Adopts-MagneGas-Metal-Cutting-Fuel.html
bamsec.com/filing/114420419003147?cik=57725
youtube.com/watch?v=Fi313ZjiQLo
youtube.com/watch?v=Pyvy2f2XNQU
cnn.com/2018/12/11/politics/trump-china-huawei-cfo/index.html
youtube.com/watch?v=HwTLfZGbYzU
cnn.com/2019/01/26/asia/south-korea-japan-spat-intl/index.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I've been making the damn threads so a tripfag doesn't and breach my filtration systems.
Why won;t they die

stop impersonating me you fucks

IF YOU KEEP IMPERSONATING ME I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Niggers tongue my anus

Earnings miss week continues...

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Do it faggot

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>anons say stock market up tomorrow the night before
>it's up!
>anons say stock market down tomorrow the night before
>it's down!
Should I just listen to what /smg/ recommends?

BAG yuriself

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Yes but do the opposite

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOI FUCK YOU FUCK YOU HOW DID YOU GET MY TRIP CODE?!???

FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Damn after hours were good to me

yes

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Also futures are mild red with the Nasdaq leading the pack at -0.21%.

Also also, in potential dip buying/knife catching news, natty gas is dry humping its lower rising trend line at $2.89. Looking to start averaging in to a swing on that tomorrow if it holds this price through the evening.

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first for getting stabbed over and over everytime you sleep

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people have been saying that based on futures

cnbc.com/pre-markets

Is rkg causing you electrical infetterence for your optimistic outlook on market trends?

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Im still GoldenBulle, but Im literally getting stabbed and gutted in my dreams. It hurts really bad, and I know this is 100% her fault

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>guro having an effect on your dreams

how normie do you have to be

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Now you know small fraction of me pain

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what having nightmares? :) damn that rkg!

well, Ive been watching gore since before you were in middle school, but never dream of it until recently

>tfw slept on my arm wrong last night and now it hurts

I bet you did this you lupus fuck

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futures trade usually very thin volume, only times of panic they become slightly more powerful. not too much predictive power there

I am typically impressed with the /smg/ OP's but the last three have been absolute SHIT.

Back in December it was mostly worthless but it's been good in January.

>he didn't buy weed stocks

Pic related everyone who didn't buy weed stocks

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that is because lack of tripcodes :))

>back in december
over a year ago nasdaq was -3% in futures and ended green the next day lmao

These threads are pure garbage now

If people know the future of the stock market then how do people lose money?

make them better then, bitch.

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There is an idea of a reluctant kneepad girl, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

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the people that know make money off the people who dont know
since you know you're one of us now :)

buy LCI

fuck you stop taking up so much space. if you're gonna shill it, at least copypasta some reason for why one should buy it, or link to something that does.

how new are you? serious question.

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Im planning on investing 1000 bucks of my student loans. What is the most ridiculous crazy stupid stock that I should blow my meager load in?

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Where's the bottom. December lows? Feels alot like October.

LCI.

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there are 3 reasons to buy LCI

1. capital share structure is good
2. there will be a short squeeze by 2020

all in weekly atm spy puts

who here p2p investors?

Looking to get 5k in on p2p investing - Any services stand out above the rest for you guys?

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It's the best stock in the market right now.

I'm a newfag when it comes to reading /smg/ every day. Only started some 3 weeks ago.
Which is why the incessant low tier shilling of LCI with no information that is tantamount to the "buy or stay poor xD" posts in crypto threads are so annoying. They are just noise.

Deserve the space you take by being informative or entertaining.

GODDAM JOB APPLICATIONS FUCKING BULLSHIT

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oh snap fake LCIGuy called the fuck out

fucking based
what company is this? I'd like to buy some shares

Can someone explain to me why MNGA is up 22%?

globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/01/28/1706316/0/en/City-of-San-Diego-Adopts-MagneGas-Metal-Cutting-Fuel.html

lol. the real reason is that they don't want employees who take smoking breaks, for social and perceived productivity reasons. they probably also just hate whatever personality they think smokers have due to prejudice to the point that they blanket exclude your asses

if you're not an addict, then just answer no and quit smoking, bitch

You know how many times i've written out reasons of why LCI is good stock just to get endless "filtered" replies??

It's a good stock thats extremely undervalued and over shorted! The shorts haven't been covering.. if we get into double digits before they start covering LCI could potentially go to $30

>was about to buy nvidia stock
thank fuck anons told me to hold off until the earnings call. it saved my ass from that dumpster fire

Did I miss the shuttle? I bought in at .16 a few weeks ago and sold at .20 last week. Where is the magneshill? SOMEONE HELP ME!

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filtered

Dope. Can't wait to stop hiring trans because suicide is bad for your health.

>make my bi-weekly Roth IRA contribution today

name a more based investment

LCI

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I don't smoke, I like to drip nicotine salt e-liquid under my tongue for the nicotine. In my experience it's a potent nootropic, makes my memory better and may or may not correlate to a reduced risk of neurodegenerative diseases. I already checked no and submitted it, guess we'll see if they drug test me.

Is RKG unironically Lain? Also bear confirmed.

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I will buy LCI user and if I lose all my money I will kill myself

That's interesting. Where do you see data on how well covered the shorts are?

Do you have hint or some searchable keyword to start me off in regards to what exactly LCI has going for it fundamentals wise that justify a much higher valuation?
>You know how many times i've written out reasons of why LCI is good stock just to get endless "filtered" replies??
I'd have appreciated those. I understand that other people would be tired if you write them often. That people shit on you when you are informative is no excuse for mentioning LCI a lot without being either informative or entertaining, however.

So, you have my attention. What is so special about LCI as a company (rather than just as a stock)? What will drastically improve its profits?
They'd probably see that as something akin to an FDA approved nicotine replacement product, like nicotine gum. I think you're safe and kinda correct in answering no, even if you do end up telling them.

>down .54%
JUST

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>below 200k
NO NO NO NO NO

They've been launching new products all last year that will bring in more revenue. They've been signing new distribution agreements that will bring in more revenue. They've been cutting expenses which will help improve their cash flow. Their long term debt isn't due till 2022 and they've been paying that off early. Their short term debt is covered till end of 2019. Shorts have been betting on the debt to drive them under but they've been making vast improvements to their balance sheet and cashflow which will slowly start to show in the next few quarters.

They also have another 12-17 drug launches coming before the end of fiscal year 2019 those will also bring in more revenue on top of the huge arsenal of product they already have.

85% institutional ownership and over 50% of the float is short.. new filing out today of another institution buying in

bamsec.com/filing/114420419003147?cik=57725

Guy Gentile has a huge stake in LCI as well and is very confident in LCI future performance.. heres his theorys

youtube.com/watch?v=Fi313ZjiQLo

youtube.com/watch?v=Pyvy2f2XNQU

Shorts are fucked and they know it! LCI is sooo undervalued..

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

LCI could easily get to $30 but you have a bunch of mongs in here blind bashing it when they don't even have a position. Look at what big money is doing.. they're buying and holding.....

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LUL

and people wonder why this thread is going to shit....

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filtered

anyone in fannie mae or freddie mac?

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I don't know fannie or a freddie but I'm def gonna bust in your faggot azz

nice. thank you man. Will research more on my own. if I end up taking up a position and I get significant gains, I will find you and I will thank you.

I bought 1000$ worth of index funds today

How bad did I fuck up

it's just a funnypost fren

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X_X
Both of shoulders rotted out from necrosis
Cant sleep on shoulder

Additionally there too much fluid around heart / in lungs for me to sleep laying down

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filtered

You bought at the top that's for sure. You'll still be fine if you hold for 30 years but you could have made more money if you used your brain and realized that the government shutdown prevented bad economic data from being released. The bull trap was driven by incomplete data.

The short squeeze is going to be amazing

ABBV AHHHHHH

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just get doll shoulder

Ok.

If you're the fag always coming in asking if now's a good time to buy.

I would say yes, now is a great time to buy. It literally feels like stealing right now.

oof, that's rough
I did some quick googling, and it seems like those steroids the doctors had you on contributed to it
hopefully things turn out well for you, seems like you're in a bad situation atm

on the bright side, if you reverse image search that picture on google, google will suggest "reluctant kneepad girl"

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I'm not the fag but either way it'll find a floor soon

LEH was up another 4% today! Get in here before $200

holy shit trump is extraditing the Huawei CFO, meaning the trade talks failed
trump himself said that if xi would agree to a deal he would alleviate the situation

BUY PUTS NOW

fucking kek

Short
P
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Long
C
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My market value in LCI is currently 8132 buckaroos.

And the squeeze has not even come.

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If every long holds their shares up at $100 the stock will go to $100.. but.. every single long has to hold it there.. they can't sell in between...

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Asia getting BTFO

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is 28 too young to start getting nose hairs

because i have a giant nose hair

>trump himself said that if xi would agree to a deal he would alleviate the situation

citation needed

cnn.com/2018/12/11/politics/trump-china-huawei-cfo/index.html

cut it off!

youtube.com/watch?v=HwTLfZGbYzU

Trump can't really do shit, by calling for extradition he roped in the Canadian judicial system. He can't just say "oh nvm", governments aren't going to set a precedent where extradition is just used as a flippant bargaining chip. He fucked up by setting this thing into motion.

Are ratsu and RKG the power couple of this thread?

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>governments aren't going to set a precedent where extradition is just used as a flippant bargaining chip
lol
it already do be like that though

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>He continued, "If I think it's good for what will be certainly the largest trade deal ever made -- which is a very important thing -- what's good for national security -- I would certainly intervene if I thought it was necessary."

he said he could if it would help, not that he definitely would in exchange for a trade deal
there could be any number of reasons why that person is getting extradited, it isn't a necessary conclusion that the trade deals failed because it's happening

Japan is getting BTFO, which may be partly because of this
China is only slightly red

cnn.com/2019/01/26/asia/south-korea-japan-spat-intl/index.html

for someone small like Assange, sure
for an economic superpower like China? no, Canada isn't going to just do whatever the US wants, especially with how shit Trump has deteriorated the relationship over the last few years