/smg/ - Stock Market General

Dude weed BTFO edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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Weed BTFO

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Buy PCG

NASDAQ UP IN FLAMES AND APPLE AND AMAZON STILL HAVE TO REPORT LMAO

SQQQQUAD REPORT IN

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And... the bears just won again

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FUCK B*LLS

BOBO SQUAD REPORTING IN!

*ahem* FUCK BOOMERS

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When is VTGN expected to moon?

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Consumer confidence numbers missed. Can't use the China meme on that unlike what companies are doing.

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>CPUC approves bailout package for PG&E.
There's probably dozens of retards with PCG puts putting ropes around their necks at this very moment.

here's what I don't get, they approved the DIP but it will still file for BK, doesn't it just ease the sting?

stoners day late on market trends
bullish on weed tomorrow

The thing is, and was always, that California doesn't think big enough to replace a company that has a monopoly on power for much of their state. Couple that with a nearly corrupt behind closed doors love of the rich and disdain for the poors this stock was never going away. I'll be holding for two years, but I'll be really happy with the results.

We're going to make it.

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Piss off you poorfag

OOOOH NO NO NO

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That's just my play money I have like 100k in index funds.

Another namefag buys the dust

Post proof

Are we bullish or bearish tomorrow?
What will Powell say?
Is a retest possible?

I would like to hear your thoughts /smg/

I'm so glad that bad news comes to me through multiple tripfags on a continuous basis

QT ends and no more rate hikes

Reminder that Apple's woes will continue until morale improves

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With earnings today, we're in for a whirlwind of downs tomorrow hahahaha.

Let the great bear begin!

Powell isn't going to say anything new. I would bet on bearish because AAPL ER AH. This whole weeks feels bearish based on earnings and the economic data coming out.

Yo.

Also if you're still holding CRON you're being a greedy fool. Take profit now. Or take out half and stop loss the rest. Look at the chart history if you think i'm fudding just to be a dick here. Look what happens every time after it spikes up like this.

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Bearish over the next few days. This recent stock rally peaked. Only Powell beginning QE would send the markets higher. Retest? Yes, we will most likely see that. What happens after that I don't know, but on a monthly timescale I am also bearish.

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rate hike now, so the jevvs will have their beloved giant double dip in the charts, which of course they'll see it reversed, like shorters do, so to them it'll look like the devil's horns (which they worship)

Same plan as before. Two hikes for 2019. He might do the first right away while market is still up from the 2018 lows. That gives give the option to maybe skip the second hike if the fallout from the first is too extreme.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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>hog off 9%
>500k income for the quarter

Lmao anti American boomers btfo my landscaper literally makes more than Harley Davidson.

Fuck those assholes that rev their shitty motorcycle everywhere they go. I can't remember the last time I have even seen someone on a Harley.

Yep. Earnings miss week continues.

>shorted PCG right before open

i'm in 5 figure red for the day... what the fuck is going on

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Wish this wasn't a LARP.
Shit would be so funny.

where were you when tesla died?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-01-29/tesla-needs-21-rally-in-weeks-to-dodge-920-million-bond-payout?srnd=premium

my feb1 puts are worthless unless trades get halted and PCGs ceo dies

stock going up on bankruptcy filing, should've gone with my cynical gut and bet on cali retardation

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You just became bullish on $KNPD

>Cali retardation
Yeah, they should have just let the guys that keep the lights on for like 70% of the state just die, foresight and critical thinking be damned.

I just want to experience one of these in the near future.

youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I&t=2s

Flash crash seems pretty BASED and BEARPILLED. Imagine how much money fuckers made that day.

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I didn't expect a major utilities company to get left to dry, but their balance sheet is unbelievably fucked on the debt side, and they are still going to file for BK soon, this intraday price movement makes no sense to me

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Stop dumping Microsoft.

They changed the way algos can trade/work based on that crash. Pretty much impossible now.

Why is dude weed slipping today?

It's overvalued

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aka if stock drops below 20% halt algo trading and call the programmer so he can take a look at it

HFTs are faggots.
When are they going to ban them? Completely overused and malicious towards the average investor.

The stock market is just a pulse on how well the wealthy in this country are doing. Probably never.

as long are you're rich you can do whatever it want if it doesn't hurt other rich people

Just went long AMD who /swinger/ here?

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Have fun AH after they miss earnings and get JUST

I want to hire that guy to sit behind me and commentate all my trades.

I'm out by eod no matter where it is by then

Holding CRON until Friday. GG.

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Use a stop loss for god sake.

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>normie investor
>trading based on what you think the market should do instead of playing based on what you think the algos will do
You're trying to play checkers in a chess tournament, user.

How do i get around the robinhood day trader thing

Have 25k

Is he going to murmur quietly and reserved like he's commentating golf? If so, set up a twitch and I'd probably run it while I traded so I could pretend day trading isn't degenerate.

when being under 25k

Or use multiple brokers with play money in each if that's not an option for right now. But thats a pita.

You don't

Ah, okay. Thanks /smg/!

It’s time for you to take the BTI pill and stop investing in the inferior product.

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Already bought MO yesterday and today

someone please tounge my anus ... preferably a tranny

I have a stop loss at $17.00

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>100k in index funds
>600 dollars in play money
this ratio is out of whack mate... 20k is good play money here max...

man LCIguy has been posting a lot of weird shit lately, I may have to filter him..

Was down $500, managed to cut it down to $8.
Should I walk away or roll the dice again?

> hey crack heads, I nearly cleaned up my life and sobered up, should I go on a week long crack binge with HIV infested hookers?
Come on, you know the answer to that question.

How do I filter by name?

i hate tgtx so fucking much

LCI mid teen pennies soon. KEK

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But it's not even 1:00PM yet.
What the fuck am I going to do the rest of the trading day?

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Jerk off.

should I buy MNGA?

It might get a pump this thursday.

When they get readouts from their clinical trials
There are multiple coming sometime this year, the first could be as early as March

You haven't already?

Sound advice.
Will do.

Any ideas?

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Boy, I'm not sure you'd want my advice... I'm way too kinky.

>Any ideas?

/gif/ is over there.

how long do they have to keep the SP at 1 dollar to avoid de listing?

Google it, the thread has been great since I filtered LCIguy and pendulum

this looks like a shitcoin roadmap

cheapies

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Aren't you immune from catastrophe with index funds? If a company shits the bed it simply leaves the index and another more solid business takes its spot.

Nailed it. I knew it looked familiar

that pendulum guy is a real piece of work
I mean YIKES, imagine having a son like that?

yes, but what if every company shits the bed simultaneously? its happened before, like in 2008 also happened in Japan after hiroshima

Indices don't magically drop a stock if they stb. Most indices are rebalanced quarterly. So you'd be holding it until March at least. That's assuming the company in question was already at the bottom end of the index to begin with.
If your company was at the top, your etf may hold it for years.
In fact this is one of the arguments against ETFs, that they will hold a known bad company as long as it's part of the underlying index.

Bears gonna claim total victory and implement the final solution tomorrow.

My tax return is coming and we get cheapies??? Thank you bogs
True this, very very YIKES.

Stop loss and go bear.

AAPL better hit a grandslam with their earnings and guidance today.

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Why is the volume on KDP always so low? Shitcoins have more volume sometimes.