So it begins

so it begins...

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>says she doesnt WAny sex in her bio
>probably ignores OP

user she's 33 she's past her expiration date find a fresher girl

Yeah this too. It's like buying discounted fruit at the store.

Do you guys not know that's code for "I want weird sex on the first date, but only from guys i message first"?

>not looking for sex
>mentions felony conviction probably #me2 agent
>doesn't know about link
you probably right user way too many red flags

>mentions not looking for sex
>mentions they're spontaneous
means they want one night stands, but still she's expired goods

>Spontaneous! *holds up spork*

>33 year old
>my dog is like my child, I’m basically a single parent

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>associates having a dog to being a single parent
Yikes, she has cool wine aunt written all over her. Remember if you have kids to keep them away from old crusty roasties who never had kids. Also cool wine aunt is 10/10 insult to roasties like her.

>I'm afraid of being a mother and responsibilities so I'll be fucking random drunk doods at the bars till I'm 55

>33
>le nerdy girl
>dog

hard fucking pass

Delet this

Dat hoe crazy nigga
She be talking shit like ching chong and orca lords.
She gonn bite yo ten incher if you knoo wam sayin'
That bitch not gonna bite this chocolate rebar if you knoo wam sayin'

this

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Shieet

What the fuck, she looks like she's at least 40

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She's a used up whore. Aim lower for a diamond.

thats a dude

that's a cool wine aunt if Ive ever seen one kek