LINK Nothing Burger #1000992323232

Legit just explained what smart contracts are and how off data will be transferred on chain.

No announcement.
No Partnership.
Why oh why.

Mainnet 2021

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Fuckkkkkkk!

Yeah but now he's shilling it to rich boomers.

I wasn’t really expecting anything desu.

i see the toilets from here hehe

>the absolute state of LINK

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THIS PHOTO IS TAKEN FROM TWITTER

AND OP IS FUDDING


twitter.com/insuranceblock/status/1090326001693802496?s=19

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Or OP is Phillip Duncan.

Either way it’s a Nothing Burger.

The same fuckin shirt.

the same fucking shirt

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the. same. shirt.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

Imagine the smell

Pic related shows Sergey a few seconds after his presentation. Alone. Nobody cares about LINK.

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This is actually kinda sad.
I care for him.
Still sad.

THERES NOBODY THERE LMFAO

is he at a table by himself

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staring into space...WHAT IS HE THINKING ABOUT AT THAT MOMENT

No, this wasn't after. Apparently he started coughing so much during his presentation he had to go sit down and take a breather and this is that moment.

RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
D-DELETE

I KNOW YOUR FEELS HURT SERGEY STAY STRONG WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER!!!!!!

OH NO NO NO

loooooooool I want this to be true so badly

I think that’s worse.

his aura is too powerful and people felt intimidated by his intellect and ability. its obvious.

My sides a new meme was born, this is better than bigmacs

lonely sergey

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lmao

keep living in your dream world linkies.

anyone with 3 digit IQ can small sergey's bullshit from miles away.

hes sitting at the table thinking how pointless this all is now that witnet is here

>first they ignore you

a new meme is born.

>and i find it kinda funny
>i find it kinda sad
>the dreams in which im dying
>are the best ive ever had

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What the fuck is wrong with this autist?

He is wearing the same fucking shirt he has worn for the last 6 months. He is in sneakers. He is flabby and has notably portruding belly.

Does he understand what is a dress code? All of his audience is wearing fancy suits.

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HOBO AT THIS POINT THIS IS NOT GOOD IMAGE FOR CHAINLINK

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
IVE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON

god i love his shape

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people expect his from devs, suit would be a red flag

lol hes FUDDING himself.

He‘s a chad you fucking idiot. Has more money then the entire room in crypto and his bankaccount

The roller coaster of emotions

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Guys, the shirt is a signal of which stage the project is in. That is why it is always the same talk too. Blue and white checkered shirt for the basic explanation about smart contracts and oracles. You'll see a new shirt when the second phase begins.

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This is fucking gold.

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This makes me sad.

OH NO NO NOOO

What the fuck? Is that Adan in the audience?

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Holy fuck this is real. Man I love Sergey. I really hope he is doing ok.

Unironically this.

holy shit, this is too painful, the dream is over

Look at Steve Jobs or Bill Gates. Great minds don't need to lick anyone's ass

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Havent seen this slide at chainlink presentations, can you read the text ? Seems to be something new, maybe focused on insurance

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That’s much more formal than what sergay is wearing.
Steve jobs used to wear turtlenecks all the time but he was also a little crazy.

you need more enhance

Alphas don't need to be formal

Top right says parametric data driven, bottom says trustless contract computation.

Sergey’s cut and paste speech is cut and past because it’s the only collection of words he can say without violating a stack of non disclosure agreements a mile high that he has signed with his numerous, numerous partners in the fintech space.

That was before the presentation started dumbfucks. You are one seriously sick bunch of brainlets, none of you morons deserve to make it.

i absolutely love this man

Thats what you imbeciles have been trying to convince yourselves of for over a year now. Such cope. Sad!

Lol its funny fud to scare the idiots away. We KNOW we're going to make it. Relax friend. Sergey gots this in the bag.

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it's dumping again

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AND IT WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE

i used to laugh at people that hold link but now its just getting sad. i truly believe these people are unironically suffering from some sort of stockholm syndrome. sad

Top left says Screaming Virgins

>i truly believe these people are unironically suffering from some sort of stockholm syndrome.

I genuinely pity them at this point.

Somebody shop some frogs next to him.

Its easy when you work for FBI

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>he wears the same clothes

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nice, user.

This is from the conference.

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Degree in philosophy. The same shirt is by design. We will make it.

Holy fucking kek this is priceles.

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I wish I was a virgin. I remember every inch of mommy’s cock sliding into my anus when I was 10. I have nightmares every time I close my eyes, and the worst part is that I still live at home with my mom.

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This guy posting on twitter and linkedin

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I'm laughing more than ever from

zuckerberg only wears jeans and a grey shirt. im going to get my lambo in that shirt pattern when my linkies reach maximum stinkie

Hey dont cha copy that stocholm syndrome meme from me, I'm the one who started to call reqtards that.

>and i find it kinda funny
>i find it kinda sad
>the memes in which im dying
>are the best ive ever had

FTFY

I remember the threads

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holy shit, this is the cringiest fucking post i've ever seen. just imagining that someone took the time out of their day to make that, makes me almost wanna throw up

>thinking that saying someone is suffering from stockholm syndrome is original
being this deluded

The purpose of this talk was to explain Chainlink to insurance people, did you anons honestly expect a mainnet announcement? Also mainnet will most likely be announced in a subtle manner, it isn't Sergey's style to shill his project in public.

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Reminder that Sergey paid 1000 dollars for a ticket to the venue just to sit by himself.

>mfw people are buying in the meme that chainlink is a meme meme

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....yeah....

He presented, you dumbass

legit businessmen with suits and briefcases listening to a fat autistic neckbeard wearing jeans, sneaker and his favorite lucky flannel for the 100th day in row without washing. A Picture tells a thousand words and this is all i needed to see. Unironically just sold my entire stack because of this. I advise the rest of you to get out while you still can.

Yassss

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Why is nobody talking about this

...is this competition for chainlink?

It's at the chainlink event you idiot

What does this mean then?

Because it has nothing to do with sergay

cuz we don't know what we looking at?

This is what adlyn has been up to aside from sprinting around the room giving the mic to people

What the fuck is that