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How much would you pay for Chad lessons?

Specifically to get a decent tinder account up and running and then for someone to coach you through the first few encounters?

I'm envisioning like a learner car. A coach in the chat with you to pull the brakes when you're retarded.

You don't pay until you have QTs number.

No bullshit PUA voodoo tactics either.

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This guys 5'6

A lot. I don't think I have the genetics to do it though.

I guess genetically there are some things you can do fuck all about.

I mean the ability to get laid. How much would you pay to learn to get laid.

>lessons
You don't get it, he's born with a face that lets him fuck pretty much any girl he wants. Doesn't matter what he says or does girls will throw themselves at him or make it extremely obvious they wanna fuck

>Chad lessons
You mean, having a father?

You think that matters? He can fuck any girl even girls taller than him.

All he has to do is get them alone with him.


I’m 5’6” and trust me I know.

One girl said I was so short but so hot it doesn’t matter.

That’s been one line that always stuck with me

The sex is much better when they don't want it

Ok well like
Tell me your age, height, weight.
Level of education.
Job?
Hobbies?

Just to start!

Hahaha actually yes. I think specifically if you have no dad this could really help you. Or even if your dad is just a loser.

Nah I get it. I can never be that stupidly handsome myself BUT I still get laid on the regular. And you can seriously increase your odds no matter who you are.

This guy gets it.

He's actually 6 foot

Chads don’t know nothing about tinder or picking up girls because they son’t even have to try.

b&r. you want advice from the guys who look normal yet pull effortlessly

OP here I'll be back in an hour or two I have stuff to do.

I'm going to consider this a bit like market research atm so please if you're in any way interested give me a general run down of what you want fixed most. And how much youd actually pay. That kind of thing

I'm coming up with a program atm. Mix of fitness and lifestyle shit but mostly actual training in just how to talk to women. Oh and how to present yourself on a dating app.

I am this. It's not THAT hard. Definitely think a lot of dudes on here are pretty fixable.

Ok what about if you were to fill in a basic questionaire so I can classify how much help you actually need.

I don't want to scam you and there are some people who I probably legitimately am not equipped to help. At least not yet. Hence the questionnaire.

Then from there depending I'll help you set up some good dating app accounts, help you select good photos. I'll edit bad ones if that's all you have.

We'll give you a diet and training routine specific to you if you desire it.

Fix your style too. Tell you where and what to buy.

Then most importantly I'll actively coach you on what to say on tinder and how to approach the date after.
Like I'll go through the chats with you screenshot by screenshot. Tell you exactly what to say and where you're going wrong etc.

And you only pay once you actually have a date organised.

Let's say 30 dollars for my time? Again only if it actually gets you a date.

Does that sound fair?

I’m 5’6
Hahahahahahaha you’re legit a manlet. I bet you have to call someone over to get stuff from the top rack at grocery stores hahahahaha

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>he thinks height matters when you have looks and body
OH NONONONONO hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

5'6" wide dude. 12 feet tall. THUNDER HAD.

Imagine being short like the other user lmao. You can’t too buff or else you look like an angry midget.

It's all about working out the neck. Neck gains > years of actual fitness.

Does anybody actually want to be trained to be a CHAD damn it. I really think I can help. I'm in the unique position of being on Jow Forums since I was 12 (now 25) but also not going too deep.

Why is /biz being flooded with PUA and Chad threads in the past few weeks? I hope it's just one person being obsessed with men (most likely). I rather have a Pajeet shilling me shitty crypto ffs

Nah this is definitely my first thread about it so it hasn't all been me.

I think Jow Forums itself is just obsessed with Chad.

I just think it's a good business to have Jow Forums try and fix Jow Forums. I've always seen us as a weird brotherhood.

>pays QT $10 to give incel her number
>"Alright, you got her number, gimme $30"
>$20 profit
The only profitable Jow Forums post I've seen here in a while.
Take it further. "PUA Coach" for $500. Pay escort $150 to fuck the dude. Have her be at club for 30 mins so he tries to "game" her.

Lol looks like someone doesn't go outside or talk to women. Height doesn't matter, thats just a Jow Forums thing the Inbreds only have going for them. You would know this if you had a social life.
- Chad

more like coping manlet lol

yeah, right

youtu.be/tbBcxOcoZ_4

Caught the inbred.

Don't need to watch your videos. Got my own life experiences. Fucking kek at you inbreds needing videos to tell you what its like on the outside world. No wonder you need a thread discussing how to be a chad. Inbreds never learn. Stay simple

Chad here, I’ll save you incels some advice and save you money lift, dress nice, get a good haircut/grooming, have a circle of friends that aren’t losers, and learn to talk to people and be confident. Do all that and as long as you aren’t ugly as sin you will get some pussy here and there. Finding a girl worth while on the other hand is a whole different ball game I can’t speak on. Cold approaching is a meme for nerds that don’t have a friend circle or guys that are way too thirsty. Tinder is also a huge fucking meme the difference in quality of girls I can fuck off there vs the real world is day and night and I’m legit a top 5% guy.

Also have a fucking mission so when she ghosts or flakes you are so busy it doesn’t matter that much. Every one of these thots is juggling 4-5 guys at a time. I’ve nutted in several girls mouths this year and watched them roll over and text their orbiters while lying naked in bed after swallowing jizz. Women aren’t like the Disney movies you grew up watching, they are not loyal don’t get too wrapped in any of them.

Gay asf

what lessons? look >> everything else. Chads are confident because they know how they look.
there's no plastic surgery than can make you look like a chad.

Yeah gonna strongly disagree with you there. Tinder is excel and if you get bad matches it's because your profile sucks.

The way the algorithm on tinder works is that it ranks everyone, let's say for arguemnts sake, between 1 and 10.
If you get say, a 3 (based off how many people swipe you left, how many people talk to you etc) you start mostly seeing other women who are ranked 3s.
If you are ranked a 10 you will see 10s.

Chad wannabes I can teach you how to make a good profile. Most importantly I will actually SHOW you what to do as opposed to just giving meaningless advice like "look better and uhh...smell better" like this moron.

I've set up an email that you can contact me through if you are lurking and are interested. I'm willing to work within your parameters as this really a new venture and so we can negotiate!

Email me at [email protected]

Thanks for the offer favelaanon. How is your sti working out? Still fucking diseased 60 year old grannies or have you switched to men yet?

>Then for someone to coach you through the first few encounters?
Are straight men really this pathetic? If you can't talk to a women online without help what fucking hope do you have when you meet up with them. You just talk to them like any other person I srsly dont understand how breeders struggle at this, I munch boy pussy and can still pull more pussy than you autistic cunts.

>Ok well like
>Tell me your age, height, weight.
>Level of education.
>Job?
>Hobbies?
>Just to start!

39, 5'8", 170
high school
no job
porn and vidya

Just by virtue of the fact that you're sleeping with women who immediately text another man after you sleep with them really means you're getting very low quality women. I mean by my measurements any way.

Dudes I can only promise so much but I am good at online dating and actual dating. And I will coach you through it.

On top of that I can give you tips on general ways to improve but really my main attribute will be getting you laid directly through tinder. Bumble. OkCupid. Whatever the fuck.

Beyond that I can give advice but it will be up to you obviously.

Hahaha pic 4 proof pls Harold

Hahaha I am not that dude who pisses in bottles and whines. I'm Irish. Way worse.

You just watched hitch? Topkek

Go fuck yourself

This business model has already been tried. Betas have learned that looks are all that matter and their time will be better spent trying to regulate female sexuality than spending tons of time trying to supplicate their wants through "game".

Hey man if you want to take 30 million pictures of yourself until you get the perfect shot like a female and sift through the countless garbage profiles to find a girl that doesn’t have a god awful personality and compete with 5000 other chads all the while giving these thots false egos you go for it, I’m just saying it’s wayyyy easier to get laid IRL though a friend circle (bonus points if you’ve fucked other girls in the friend circle and have the whole pre-selection thing going for you which can’t happen with tinder). Also with angles and filters you don’t know what these girls look like half the time until you see them in person. Don’t put me down just because you’re trying to scam people out of money via tinder coaching nerd all that shit is available FREE on the internet. I’ve pulled women from both and just letting anons know tinder is garbage for the above reasons. It’s a decent practice ground I will say though.

Only the girls from tinder did that lmao fuck outta here trying to scam anons faggot.

There are limits you simply cannot cross if you are born ugly and poor. No matter how funny or creative you are with girls, you can get laid, but like I said 9 and 10 girls (and even 8s) are out of your league.
Honestly fuck gettin fit, dress well and been a fucking clown just to get a 7 girl. Its not worthy, instead focus on being rich, thats the only way.

I'm 5'4" and spend 3 hours in the gym every day. I have a marvel hero bod. I've never noticed a girl ever show attraction to me in any capacity whatsoever.

Money beats Chadness.

It is the great and only equalizer. No game or PUA crap will get you anywhere but money is your trump card.

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Money is Chadness in its distilled form.

damn, i am 5'6". you made me feel a bit better. thanks.

most pathetic thing i've seen here

>cute what is that little guy?

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would go for this desu

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>he is not 7'6" tall
what the fuck are you doing with your life you manlet failure
all those 4'11" bitches want a 7'6" chad
there's nothing more important in life than womyn's attention and feeling superior, it's the only goal and passion that matters in life
all my female ~5' and male ~7' friends say that so it must be true, imbecile

You can't learn to be a chad, you have to build yourself into one. A coach can help but fuck not getting paid until he sees results, that could take months depending on how far gone they are. First of all, Tinder is mostly a waste of time, just swipe right on everyone until you eventually find a match. Hinge is better because you can demonstrate personality. Either way, online dating is about HAVING QUALITY PICTURES and basically nothing else. Then you just have to hit them with the right amount of sexual aggression to turn them on, set up a meet and boom

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