/smg/ - Stock Market General

laundry edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

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GALT

But AMD now! They're about to now wide open!

>L C FUCKING I RIGHT NOW
I'M LOSING ALL MY FUCKING MONEY. LCIGUY SAID THIS WAS ONLY GOING UP

>he fell for the golden bull run meme

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GALT has now flipped both GPRO and DF

LCI mid teens soon LMAOOOOOOOO "just a short squeeze" LMAOOOOOOOO

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FUCK THE BEARS

in their butts

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>FOMO'd in after a 30-40% run
>WAAA I'M LOSING ALL MY MONEY LCIGUY FORCED ME TO LOSE MONEY

Dont fuck me, Tim Cook

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>listening to faggot NEETs on Jow Forums

Royal Bank o' Canada looks like it wants to make a second attempt at $100 leaf bucks. If it fails that I'm selling.

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hope you pussies are buying the dip

>-8.64
HAHAHAHAHA

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

All eyes on AAPL edition

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Fuck B*lls

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I remember when i was told "buy the cheapies! AAPL will never be under $200 again!"
Good thing i didn't listen

fuck it ... just sold all my LCI
sorry guys ... I can at least admit when I was wrong

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and i just bought more!

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same... being down 40% was too much. I should never have gotten involved at $15....

Bulls trying to deal with losses

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who's the LCI imposter, B5G would never admit he's wrong.

bretty good attempt tho, he also usually only uses two .. instead of three ...

My day

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Forgot trip faggot

APPLE MISSED

-2 BILLION IN REVENUE, SELLING OUT TO GOOGLE FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR

BOOMER KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

WHERE MY SQQQUAD AT?

wow rude
just stabbing the big furry dude like that

its rude when bulls get stabbed too

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .26%, hit a small short when I got home from work. Also thanks to nikki for getting me to check out swirlpool, I got a few shares after hours yesterday and they did great today. I'm scoping out the EAT dip as well, I've never owned chilis stock before.

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I'm the real LCI guy......... can't you tell by my writing..........

Up 3% not bad

Whatever happened to that "Big five guy", ? Lol, didn't he lose a fuck ton of money then get AIDs?

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Up a full percentile.
This is because of Whirlpool, Alcoa, Colgate, BTI, and many more

Ive put my winnings into EAT, TACO, Surveymonkey, and TIVO

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Down 0.42% from AMD dragging ass. Added to a couple positions and get paid soon to add more.

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up today thanks to KO, MO, ITW, PFE and CSCO. The rest was mixed, nothing bad today other than VZ but I'm still way in the green on that stock

+ 0.59%

It's been a super rough week for me as far as trading goes because I'm traveling for work unexpectedly and working night shift. Actually a fucking kick to the nuts to have to do that on such an important week.

o well
super jealous of you guys making money off of whirlpool
happy for now about the amount of Altria I bought last week

Anyone else wish they were holding less AMRS? I bought too much when it was ~3.90, now if I cost average down I'm giga overweight

Good day. I'm majority short on Nasdaq so pretty happy with the results going in to Apple's likely tepid earnings call.

Other notables:
>Cresco Labs and WTER both down a little but inside my hold range.
>Royal Bank o' Canada and Altria up.

Watching natural gas very closely. It broke trend but found some support in the high 2.70's. I'm not in yet but getting close to possible entry.

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Damn what a fucking shit portfolio.

I JUST FACETIMED STEVE JOBS
HE SAID SELL EVERYTHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AMGN, first one to miss

I own a couple companies (VNOM, OKE) involved in nat gas and both were up bigly today

anyone want to go in on a bloomin onion with me

does me good. I probably have more money in KO than you do in your entire portfolio.

They didn't miss, they beat but lowered 2019 guidance.

Down 0.22%. ATVI took a hit.

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Bears are getting cocky as fuck

but dey lowurd guidence

you getting nervous, banklet?

AAPL up $1.12 afterhours, still not announcement

fucked in the ass again.

I need to go back to the night shift, wageslaving during the day is fucking everything up

now to just 15c up, just get the goddamn numbers to know if I can invest more in cheapies before it goes back up to 220 by EOY

This guy

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AMD is rumbling

Green, thanks to based LMT recovering 3% from market opening

AMD 10 9 8 ...

This is ground control to Major Tom. Can you hear me Major Tom?

Now AAPL earnings have been pushed back to 4:30 PM EST

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THEY ARE FUDGING THE DATA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING AMDDDDD ROOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHH WAIT WTF AHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS GO GO GO

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AMD moon

WE DID IT AMD BROS WE FUCKING DID IT

w-when do I jump off?

well NIO is dropping but its still above what I paid so thats cool

THAT GREEN CANDLE

From -5% to +7% in a glance WTF

uh oh

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U mean confident

Apple going - 8% soon, just wait

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NOOO MY PUTS

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just means buying at a better price. until its P/E is over 20, I'll keep buying to that point or I reach a full position.

I hope AAPL states they're doing 50-80 billion more in buybacks

EAT SHIT BEARS
GET FUCKING LIQUIDATED """""""""" SQQQUAD"""""""""

Omfg the absolute state of denial

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they just did

AAPL is fucking mooning

AAPL going higher but haven't seen the news yet

BEAT

What do you guys think will happen with faceberg tomorrow? Earnings whisper says they'll beat. This would be bad for my put options, and I can't believe they would really beat.

good thing i bought AAPL at the bell

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ALONE AND MISERABLE AND I'LL BE LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME

Are we seriously about to enter into a recession? I have half my portfolio in cash since the christmas ev massacre and what Mike Wilson said about the Earnings recession came true for Nvidia, Facebook, and soon to be Apple. Are we all truly fucked?

Lol fucking retard. Terrible reports by and and apple.

Red opening. There will be blood.

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1 cent over the 4.17 estimate

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AAPL beat both on revenue and earnings per share. not a massive beat but still a beat.
Apple earnings:
EPS: $4.18 versus expected $4.17.
Revenue: $84.31 billion versus expected $84.03 billion.

fuck off faggot

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thursday i'm buying tons and tons of SQQQ

>its a $12 stock
I agree, and that is including a hefty premium for growth potential.

Hard to know if stock market will agree, however. Some stocks remain unweighed by actual performance for several years.

lol

>Apple beats by $0.01, beats on revenue
>+2.5%

but apple had to revise and downgrade their forecast before earnings

its gonna keep going up

NOOOO PLEASE STOP BUYING
THE MARKET IS GOING TO CRASH WE'RE DUE FOR A RECESSION Jow Forums TOLD ME SO

Looking forward to the tech squeeze tommrow.
Survey monkey and Tivo should rise Hefty

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squeeze these nuts we bull now

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IMAGINE SHORTING THE FUCKING BOTTOM YET AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

fair enough
SPY 310 end of year

He meant tech short squeeze
He's been a bull for a long time

I FEEL FOR THE BEAR MEME

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>tech squeeze

We'll see. Facebook earnings and fed shitpost tomorrow. Verizon miss today. The earnings meet is good for Apple but is it good for all of tech? Questions...

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AMD all engines nominal