/smg/ - Strink Magic Genital

Doggo Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=ErkVMeMbcl0
otcmarkets.com/stock/DRUS/news/Bantek-Hires-Jeffrey-L-Garon-as-CFO-of-Bantek-and-as-a-member-of-its-Board-of-Directors?id=216800
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Why are taxes and regulations such a nightmare?

Do any of you fags know if I can short cfd's with a cash account on IB?

we live in a society

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+0.04% on the day.

*yawn*

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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yo watch the DRUScruise desu senpaitachi
look for it to break and hold 0.002

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I'm selling everything to bonds at the close.

Please, continue.
How much do you get in dividends?

>at the close
lol

I'm buying tupperware I ain't no punk

unironically hate bulls

better early than late, to be sure
bonds definitely go down a lot slower than stonks

still saying SPY is gonna get to 270 before anything severe happens

VTSAX IRA BROS RISE UP

MAX IT ANNUALLY REMEMBER 2018 IS OPEN UNTIL LIKE APRIL

based dividend-sensei
you don't have to hate us if you join us

Come on Powell, shitpost like the bear i know you are.

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last time i made calls on Powell speech day i lost 3k, theres no way it happens again right?

Should I sell my VUZI bags?

Jerome is rough, but fair

CZR

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fucking slut

>the 55 gallon drum of lube

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calling it:
its gonna sound iffy, then SPY is gonna go parabolic into close for absolutely no reason, and then big boys will put on some smol (relatively speaking) shorts way late in AH
r8

she needs a taller shirt desu
looks cold

about $4100 from my div portfolio then about $16K in both divs and cap gains from my mutual funds. But those only come in June and December (with December being over half).

Therefore I set up a dividend calendar of all the individual stocks I want to own and will have decent income in each month. Its more of a psychological thing, but I did outpace the S&P 500 last year. Real test will be how it does during the next bull run, but my core stocks are Dogs of the Dow for 2019 so I think they'll be good.

Shorting AMD is starting to get really tempting here.

unironically lmaoing @ bears

how do you feel about stocking up on telecom, since 5g will be implemented in the near future? Do you think 5g is already priced into stocks like T and VZ?

bears=btfo

AAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Guys I got some cash to spend. Only have one bluechip dividend stock (MSFT) so I wanna buy another one. Vz or k ? Or do you suggest something different.

aaaahhhhhh....
;)


go all in on TUP now

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>still hasn't retested 2680
>getting cocky
settle down, little nigger.

>LCI

Was it just a meme after all?

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Oh my god, mega rostie.

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

Okay i'm going to start easing in to a natty gas long now nya

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Ok, this day is going too well
I can only assume Powell is going to obliterate my asshole

Kek

i'm one who thinks 5G will be transformative for the economy in a meaningful way.

I believe ATT and Verizon will be different companies due to the paths their traveling but both will benefit and be at the forefront of it all. Which is why I own both stocks. I also got a small position in Nokia (NOK) based on their work with 5G.

*Adjusts glasses*
Due to the recent market recovery, we think we can get back on track with the normalisation and the unwind.

pick one of the Dogs of the DOW

kiplinger.com/slideshow/investing/T018-S001-dogs-of-the-dow-2019-10-dividend-stocks-to-watch/index.html

I'm betting on CSCO and PFE this year.

Reminder that there are LITERALLY (((people))) still buying shares of Coca-Cola instead of Keurig Dr. Pepper.

Long term pattern looks pretty shit desu

*tanks*

no one in these markets can accept 'normal' prices, their poor boomer heads will explode

big boy Jerome will dispense justice upon all of them. upon all of us

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when KDP increases its uninterupted dividend for 10 years like KO has for 55 years, I'll look into purchasing it.

until then KO remains king of the non-alcoholic beverage world.

Is buying the TUP dip a meme or are they actually going to rebound?

Looking into it, thanks !

Reminder to dust off your hats.
youtube.com/watch?v=ErkVMeMbcl0

Nothing on 5G is priced in since nobody knows if its actually going to pan out on the large scale at this point. We really only have proof of concepts in ideal testing environments. On top of that we have no idea if everyone is going to hop on board with redesigning their towns and cities so that 5G networks can optimally work. So putting money into telecoms for 5G is basically gambling, but thats what makes it fun.

who here /steelchad/?

DONT DO IT POWELL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Look at long-term evolution, doesn't look promosing but it will rebound atleast some I assume.

Why does the Fed need to raise rates? Why not just keep the interest free Monopoly money going indefinitely?

Knew I should have dumped TME last weeks

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BASTE
the old CEO of monster cables is now the head of my shitstock pink sheet gamble. those are gud cables. lifetime warranty too.
let the orwellian surveillance state COMMENCE
otcmarkets.com/stock/DRUS/news/Bantek-Hires-Jeffrey-L-Garon-as-CFO-of-Bantek-and-as-a-member-of-its-Board-of-Directors?id=216800

exactly this desu
the only "good news" we can look for in powpows speech is this

My guess is they hike now and issue an effectively "maybe" for the second hike later this year. That is in line with previous
tone from Powell. The going theory is he wants to hike quick so there is room to move down if shit gets properly fugged in near future. Biz media claiming low probability of hike are being too optimistic.

are you fucking retarded or something?

I'm being serious

>Biz media claiming low probability of hike are being too optimistic.
this
its a trap

For the same reason a good parent makes a child eat their vegetables and go to sleep at a decent hour.

>why not inflate all the monies forever?
think harder then, senpai

1. Can't lower them further if a major economic downturn hits, which would be done to lessen the blow
2. Encourages risky behavior
3. Don't want to overheat the economy
4. Doesn't incentivize people to save money

eventually you'll get 100000% inflation and destroy society

+ the inflation component, which results in an overheating economy. they want steady growth, not spurts of it with a follow-up recession

you will need 7-9% return to stay on float pension funds. it looks like they are already too late to raise to save the penions are going bust

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look how many "billionaires" there are in Zimbabwe, but they can't buy anything with a billion Zimbabwe shekels...why?

>20% 5 year gains of Coke vs. 240% gains of KDP
>but may dividend is 1% higher

Lmao you deserve to die alongside your outdated Boomer company

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call your bank and take out a loan

>KDP will always go up 240%

like i said, if they increase their dividend for 10 years, maybe even 5, i'll look into it. until then, I'll go with one of the most proven stocks of all time. I have mutual fund advisors looking after my growth portfolio, I don't have time or the experience to speculate or research those types of companies.

thank you based nio

what would happen to TUP if oil goes on another run tho?
wouldnt they be fucked?
or would the subsequent scale-up of petroleum production counteract this?

if youre goin uber long term on em, shouldnt this be an important factor to think on? i doubt oil is just gonna stay down here forever

if u mean 55/b, we're basically there now

if u mean 75/b, then ur gonna have to wait

you know you can hedge oil price exposure in various ways, including buying it

This. Kinda stinks of 4G "WiMax," you know, the shit S dumped billions into just to beat LTE to the market. The problem was you needed tons of towers. Just like 5G. I'm not saying this shit isn't going to work, but don't forget that LTE is actually 4G.1.

>and when we needed LCIguy the most, he was nowhere to be found

sure, im just saying in the next ten years i expect oil to BTFO 75/b. may not be the best buy and hold 4eva if that happens imo

*Waits for Jim Cramer to stop screaming incoherently*

But really, to Rick's point, Wall Street was looking at his face, his tone, the way he put those words out there, to really give us some sense of direction. We were looking at a 47% chance of a rate hike going into today, and based on Powell's blinking, stuttering, quite frankly the look of fear in his eyes, investors know he isn't comfortable with this move. The market drop should have been obvious in hindsight.

>Market up above 1%
>VIX only down 2%

Something is fishy. Investors are still willing to pay exorbitant prices for options. Probably because of backstabbing Chinese. They might flake last second on trade deal to fuck Trump over.

SQQQ puts looking juicier then ever

I don't think an increase of oil to 75/b over several years will do anything to dent TUP's MASSIVE cashflow. you will only have to worry about oil prices for fueling your yacht(s) or private jet(s) if you go all in on TUP now

What does your dividend portfolio look like? I just started and I'm putting part of my paycheck into vanguard ETFs, but what else beyond that?

Basdd, what's your annual yield from divs?

He posted yesterday saying he sold everything.

I don't believe you. LCIguy wouldn't do that

sounds like a surefire way of getting fucked imho

Yeah... I bought in at $25, it was getting too painful when I saw the $3.33 print. Unloaded on this recent bounce.....

BUY EAT
dollar to donut it was an imposter

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>Yeah... I bought in at $25

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Do it, I dare you, I remember the short squeeze to 30 :)
Boomer:WAS PUMPING THE MARKET A PART OF YOU PLAN?!
Powell:of course!
Boomer:well congratulations, you pumped the market! What's the next step of you masterplan?
Powell:CRASHING THIS MARKET, WITH NO SURVIVORS!

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It was just some shitposter impersonating him (his password is openly known)

I'm bullish on AMD but this seems a bit overdone. Haven't pulled the trigger on a short but thinking about it. If so I'd like to see it break under $21 and sell around $20.50.

Don't see any news that could prompt a market recovery.
So I guess this is volatility and uncertainty in mention.
I will buy back in when the dust settles

Meant 22 and 21.50

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Stop! They expect all of you in the wreckage brother!

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Have we started a crash, brother?
Yees, the bear rises!

Come now mr cramer! Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

welcome to your Golden Bull

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>the $3.33 print
What? What does that mean?

It just means when the chart for LCI hit $3.33

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