Work your own hours

>work your own hours
>get paid $millions per contract
>travel the world
>fuck hot bitches
why haven't you taken the hitman pill yet?

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honestly considering it

It's hard to get in to CIA

If you're reading this spooks plz recruit me

>there are cia niggers in this thread right now

>>get paid $millions per contract

The going rate is like 10k a kill dude. It's a buyer's market. Nobody is gonna hire James Bond when a nigga wit a shotgun is just as effective.

Millions per contract? try 10-25k

I got nothing to lose and questionable morals. Shoot me an email. You know who I am.

Million dollar contracts are only for top-level political hits, and those are generally suicide missions because an eraser is going to be coming after you. You might be lucky enough to still have the payment sent to your next of kin, assuming the jew that hired you doesn't doublecross you. Which they will. Because they must. It's in their nature.

I'm fine with the simple life, only $50K/kill, which is quite affordable with the right life insurance policy.

Ten minutes of work a year and you can live better than 90% of the wageslaves in the country.

>fuck hot bitches
that's the money not the lifestyle
you also forgot the parts where you get shot, caught by police, double-crossed and murdered, captured and then tortured to death for information on who sent you, etc.

>Ten minutes of work
you'll just be another nigger in the slammer if that's how long you spend planning and executing the job

Well in recent times, hitmen go for life-insurance guys who to commit sodoku and making it look like a random murder after the eligible date in front of some reliable camera to fill in the loopholes of the terms.

>Ten minutes of work a year and yo
This is the level of posters we got on /biz nowadays, thats without taking the existence of this very thread into account

Kek this. An ideal hit will take weeks/months.

Non-meme question: how much would you kill another person for?

>sodoku
To be fair that game can be tough

If I knew I wouldn't get caught? 1k
If I had to plan shit and there would be an investigation, etc. 50k

Actually scratch that. If I knew I wouldn't be caught, and didn't have to drive anywhere I'd do it for free.

Because the kind of people you have to get involved with to actually get that kind of work are not the kind of people anybody on this board could interact with credibly without spilling all their spaghetti.

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No it isnt, these days they will take literally anyone with a bachelors and a clean record

Get help you absolute faggot

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The fuck you guys talking about? You can go to the Philippines and have shit done for less than 500 bucks.
If you are talking M hits than you are looking to hit political / religious figures. Good luck getting those jobs. If you are considering actually getting a job with these jobs , consider private mercenaries like academi. They're the real hitman.

Do you count washing your dick every morning as part of your job?

I mean, you might, being a faggot.

You wouldn't ? Just to see what it's like?

i'd kill jews and muslims for free

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Based and Redpilled

How do you know that?

all these hardcore hitmen itt this thread not knowing firchin isn't actually anonymous on any level and old-m00t sold out to the spooks a decade ago. thank god for your sakes youre just being silly faggots.

>incels discussing a subject using knowledge based on a game and movie franchise.

Any human interaction (even with federal agents) is a win for me at this point in my life.

Just ordered 30g of kettamine and 7 g of cocaine

they gonna reverse water board you. (thats when they pour water into your ass through a funnel to simulate anal drowning)

At least someone will touch me

Sounds messy.

I wouldnt do it even for a billion dollars. you'd have to live with the thing on your conscience forever.
you niggers are sick

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It's not hard to become a hitman but the difficulty lies in staying a hitman.

dont hate the playa

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Have you seen poor people man? Some fates are worse than a poor conscience

because it requires me to have a certain set of skills, like really, really high level skills. Killing people is really fucking hard man and people who has $millions on their head has trained bodyguards as well.

Despite the fact crime scene investigations have a shit ton of technology now, cameras and "WURL STAR" camera phone users are everywhere too.

an untrained man, I would imagine, would struggle with killing a average 30 year old boomer who really doesn't want to die.

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>planning the job is not part of the job
nigger detected.

this

>hurr muh eraser
why larp online bro

Nigga with a shotgun won't be able to get near important figures.

Free if they're suffering on life support and the family doesn't have it in them to pull the plug. I'd pull it for them if I get consent from the family to make the decision.

Phil?

Underrated