>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Highest quality of living if you fit in the narrow scope of like acceptable human being for that time, and also aren't interested in exploring any ideas slightly unorthodox. And you get what, slightly lower unemployment and higher wages for a couple of years for that narrow band until your society collapses because it's just not a solid foundation. Fascism doesn't stop communism it usually just makes people want to try communism out because the other side was so bad. And vice a versa, see Brazil lol.
The line between dumb consumer mistake and fraud is a blurred one, user. Amway, ItWorks, essential oils, nutralife or whatever it's called, the one Devos has a hand in. Legalize ponzi schemes and you get Albania in the 1990's 2.0. Rational actors wouldn't buy in, but people aren't rational.
Blake Cruz
KDP VZ KHC
Jonathan Green
DON'T BUY OIL
Christopher Wright
Side note Germany was 500x times better under Merkel than Hitler could have done even at his best. Can't wait for AfD retards to fuck off and die.
>selling options close to expiration barely above your buy in price with the intention of them being called away >buy far OTM puts to hedge against a flash crash
That's just a collar--which itself is just a synthetic vertical spread. There are few advantages to it.
Colton Wright
witnessing a discrepancy in option prices and just arbitraging that shit for the easiest shekels
Jordan Martin
Good bait. Take it somewhere else.
Oliver Campbell
Honestly buying more. Fundamentals are good
Wyatt Price
let's see you post your outlandish shares now magneretard HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Angel Gomez
What's the hottest solar pick right now?
It's only bait because disaffected Gen Xers are literally turning into Nazis LMAO ---- mutti was too good for us
Christian Robinson
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE STILL RETARDS PROPPING UP THIS RETARDED PONZI SCHEME? housing is fucked, china trade deal is about to fall through, intetedt rates are up! I swear to fucking god i cant wait for the china deal to crash so i can laugh at EACH AND EVERY INE OF YOU FUCKERS WHILE I WATCH YOU BEG FOR CHANGE ON THE STRERT! YOU'RE TIME IS FUCKING COMING YOU DUMBASSES AND I CANT WAIT!!!#
Camden Miller
what's the matter scared to use your trip magnebrainlet?
I'm not the tripfag, just someone who's fallen for the meme and likes it
Grayson Nelson
You mean the whole market? When the big crash comes I have enough liquid assets to buy back in lol. But yeah some of these dumbass whales ar efucked
Carter Baker
I agree, it's bait because your reddit beliefs are becoming hated by more and more people. Lol.
Dylan Sanders
what's up with oil today?
Juan Cooper
>market falls >dividend aristocrats still pay and increase their dividend >cheapies scooped up >market goes back up >increased my yield on cost >more passive income for me
the fucking germans have fucked up europe so many times, they're doing it again as we speak, but people don't want to actually put the blame where it belongs... it is the native germans who burned rome, and fucked up europe countless times through out history. merkel isn't a saint and is just as fucking bad as hitler. i don't give a fuck if this is bait, you should fucking actually learn from history instead of trying to figure out what the smell of shit is by calling it something else.
Jordan Scott
>tfw you finally have money to invest but the market is very late cycle
dammit, I should have held Surveymonkey and Tivo just one more day
Landon Nelson
why? why the fuck!!?? enjoy losing your money dumbass!
Leo Turner
> Belief in democracy, social programs & free markets > reddit tier beliefs and not the bedrock of every prosperous country in the 20th & 21st century, especially those that aren't hellish dystopias to live in
More and more people are also starting to believe that vaccines are bad & funding education is socialism. This dumb ass populist wave is going to kill a couple million people before 2100.
Merkel saved Europe from economic collapse in the 2010s. > mutti just as bad as uncle adolf HAHAHAHAHAHA Please. Time travel to Nazi germany and see how well you live dumbass.
Carson Roberts
They are gonna be back on the nasdaq and probably start making money soon.
Gabriel Sullivan
Hopefully a couple billion desu
Chase Mitchell
Holy FUCK Its raining and I just heard the loudest thunder of all time AAAA my ears
Because their profit is good and they're signing more deals with cities to expand. The scandals that absolutely tanked their value are solidly in the past. Just seems like it's got really great potential
Alexander Murphy
what'd you buy
thats not Vanguard, what brokerage you usinjg?
Levi Kelly
Post pics of the thunder!
Kevin Morgan
>Merkel saved Europe from economic collapse in the 2010s. yeah and it's biting them in the ass
Kevin Brooks
>magneshill using multiple pc's wew, SAD! can't wait to short your piece of shit stock faggot
Then what the hell is your own personal system of morals? Has the entire core of your humanity been replaced by some edge lord memes about how cool Hitler is or some shit?
Hitler's little experiment winded up burning down Europe and bolstering the soviet monstrosity. There was so much suffering spread across every possible type of person. Seriously consider what kind of world you want to live in.
Shorts don't want it above 5, that would mean a bullish cross above the 200 day moving average, giving it a lot of room to run
Carson Lewis
Hitler was a very bad man, jews are the most productive members of society and should rule the world. Fascism is the only cure for the environment, and will ultimately lead to the downfall of mankind into a state of eco-syndicalsim It's for the best
Anthony Murphy
Hydrogen gas?
Henry Stewart
I can I maximize profit on people being horny? Is there like publicly traded pornography and shit? How can I get a piece of that?
Kevin Edwards
Hadn't heard about this. I assume it's generally good?
Jack Gray
MTCH
Colton Harris
$RICK
Anthony Stewart
Also it'll probably go up some by EOD, GALT loves to form cups intraday
Any chance AMZN misses? I think they beat but their Q4 is their worst historically with on 60% beats.
Ryan Mitchell
nah i want more skin
close, but I mean like actual pornography that is distributed on the internet. where the sex is real and filmed, the rights are owned and no longer negotiable.
Ayden Howard
BLKD
Gavin Price
christ should I just start a publicly traded pornography company, and you know the talent can opt in as shareholders...
Nicholas White
I'm terrified if they do, their stock pumps out golden eggs but I worry if/when the goose will die
Ethan Russell
SHORT AMD H O R T
A M D
Lucas Thomas
did you niggers buy DRUS yet? im srs picrel is me and one of my bitches in front of the DRUS cruise
new CFO on board (has a DECENT background in upper management too), and a bunch of other hubbub that may or may not be true, but theres volume and a lot of stacking the ask so fuckers can get in as of the last few days.
I can't decide if I want QQQ calls or puts. I want to play AMZN but the IV is too high near earnings so I am doing it this way.
Brody Diaz
Yeah, its just annoying. We're reaching the end of q1
Joshua Murphy
I smell a selling opportunity...
Connor White
Talk me out of buying NVDA calls
Jacob Murphy
i mean if fucking dude weed can be traded publicly why not pornography. I wanna go find some venture capitalist and get this fucking thing off the god damn ground.
Sebastian Walker
...So sell a vertical spread. wtf?
Levi Cook
idk senpai that didnt go so good last time
Ryder Murphy
The end of quarter 1 is at the end of March, my guy There's still 2 months until then
Landon Hughes
fore reference:
previous revenue 56.58B current forecast by analysts 71.87B
Brody Powell
Really want to buy more GALT but don't want to hold it for half a year or more before it blows up.
