/smg/ - Soysauce Market General

why gimp so hard for use what the heckies ;_; edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0@gmail.com
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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KHC, PG, or 3M? I think PG is overleveraged with debt, KHC is meh, 3m seems safe

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short yellow vest sales in france

Nobody better sell anything tomorrow.

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Based after hours traders always taking my bags

blessed rkg edition

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Where are my AMD SHORT bros closing @

I get paid once a month and I already spent my stock market money from my january pay. Boring.

first for sloppily pumping 2 gallons of semen directly into a gals womb makes stockmarket gains seem insignificant

even if she aint your girl

one more day for this earnings week, we could see a bumpy surprise or two tomorrow

and oh man the volatility from this weekend, shit might get interesting soon

>he didnt buy AMD below 5$ a share

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