Tfw you have to shit in the office bathroom.
Tfw you have to shit in the office bathroom
Juan Kelly
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Nicholas King
>he didn't cut a hole in his chair so he can take a shit whenever he wants without posponing work
never gonna make it
Aiden Price
>those guys who lay their phones, papers, etc., around the toilet where the poo and pee water sprays
Blows my mind every time I see this. Urinal splash back is nasty enough.
Julian Brown
>tfw you enter a bathroom and all of the stalls are occupied
Caleb Ramirez
>tfw you sit down on the toilet right after another nasty dude and the toilet seat is warm
>tfw your dick touches the bowl where 500 other guys dicks have been
>tfw you flush and your ass gets sprayed by powerful jet of water
>tfw backsplash gets on your fucking face or mouth
>tfw you just take a nasty shit and NO TP
mommy NO
David Foster
>go down to marketing's floor and passive-aggressively shit there
Juan Murphy
tfw the office bathroom is basically in the center surrounded by the cubicles
Kayden Morales
I like the warm toilet seat, it makes it comfy
Samuel Rivera
>tfw you sit down on the toilet right after another nasty dude and the toilet seat is warm
1) put tp on the seat
>tfw your dick touches the bowl where 500 other guys dicks have been
3) pay attention not to touch anything with your dick
>tfw you flush and your ass gets sprayed by powerful jet of water
4) stand up to flush
>tfw backsplash gets on your fucking face or mouth
2) put tp in the toilet to prevent backsplash
>tfw you just take a nasty shit and NO TP
5) followers of 1) already know this before its too late
shitlets, when will they learn
Colton Perry
im a germaphobe, i refuse to shit using any public toilet. i know they say toilets are cleaner than sinks but nah cant do it.
John Parker
>>tfw your dick touches the bowl where 500 other guys dicks have been
the devil's kiss
Luke Gutierrez
>tfw you have to shit in your boss’s mouth for the third time this month
Jace Campbell
This is the part I enjoy most
Jack Mitchell
Anthony Cruz
>in a stall in small office bathroom
>that guy who clearly knows you're in there, takes the stall next to you and proceed to loudly grunt and shit
>sit there in awkward silence waiting for him to complete, then you finish your shit once he's finally gone
THE CHAD WHO LOUDLY SHITS AND GRUNTS
THE VIRGIN WHO WAITS FOR CHAD TO FINISH SHITTING
Angel Thompson
>shitting in public
disgusting.
Parker Wright
I feel like this is the perfect thread to talk about my toilet anxiety. I find it really hard to take a dump when anyone is in earshot. I’ll often have nightmares where I have to use the toilet in these huge public toilets that are dirty, there’s like no privacy and it’s full of people. It’s nice being trolled by your own mind.
Henry Torres
>tfw someone walks into the bathroom just as the gasses and excrement expel from your butthole violently
Owen Turner
Checked
Lincoln Hill
kek’d
Lincoln Ramirez
>tfw paid for shitting
Liam Diaz
based and shitpilled
Matthew Anderson
That's me right now.
Also checked
Evan Anderson
When in public I always go in the women's toilet. It's a lot more fun listening to the sound of female pee stream and farts.
Adam Reyes
based and kekpilled
Brayden Smith
mythbusters actually myth busted all that shit.
basically a toilet seat especially in the work place is very clean, because people sit with their thigh, the thigh basically never touches anything and is usually protected by your pants, thighs are really clean and actually are cleaner than hands.
eistein said that it doesnt bother him sitting on a warm seat because it's just atoms vibrating
Sebastian Morales
>eistein said that it doesnt bother him sitting on a warm seat because it's just atoms vibrating
but the body is evaporating all kinds of gases einstein
its not just vibrating atoms
Sebastian Sanders
dude, what gases? is this pseudo science?
Logan Bennett
The best toilet is an outdoor toilet neighboring to trees. The window can be opened so there is healthy airflow exchange.
Indoor toilets are disgusting because the airflow is constrained inside the toilet.
Nathaniel Gomez
Poo poo haha
Logan Price
Based
Xavier Perry
Try having to shit in a port-potty used by 20 other Mexicans and Haitians
Liam Ortiz
Its top comfy getting paid for shitting though