I suck at everything

Video games are just a time lapse tool

Stop masturbating. Jow Forumssemenretention

Everything about the human condition is malleable, like the ever shifting geometric structure of neurons you utilized to perceive the letter "E" in the first word of this sentence to the period that follows after. Tell me what you love, and let me help you get it.

>be me
>never had a job let alone a career
>zero qualifications
>just turned 40
get on my level, amateurs

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oh no, it really is the way that user said it was, say it aint so.

you getting food stamps? where you get your money?

>that broken mirror
kek. Every time I see this I find something new.

parents.
who are seriously ill and won't be supporting me for much longer.
i'll soon starve to death in the freezing dark, but meh, i've had 4 decades of cosiness, totally worth it.

user you're good at breathing

>dying isnt enough motivation to fix your dead end life
I think it's safe to say we've failed as a species.

I'm a brainlet but i want to learn bitcoin

fuck all i can do bruh. i've had 20 years of ulcerative colitis. can't do a damn thing with myself, and the British public are secretly fucking savages, they're literally killing all disabled people. 140,000 dead, predicted to be 200,000 by 2020.
independent.co.uk/news/health/tory-austerity-deaths-study-report-people-die-social-care-government-policy-a8057306.html
there's no hope, so i don't get worked up about it.

you're good at sucking

op, just start doing the opposite of what you want to do and you'll be the best at everything... thats how i trade..it actually works every time

crohnscolitiscommunity.org/post?forumId=18&threadId=13468
try it
keto is like magic and curing all kinds of shit
helping with autism, depression, type 2 diabetes and other chronic illnesses.

Me too, not even good at videogames

same

yeah thanks dude, i've been successfully using a dietary approach for 18 years, and i've tried every dietary approach the net has to offer. i've avoided "inevitable" surgery, but i'm nowhere near cured. most recently i tried jordan peterson's literal beef-only diet. it stops most symptoms, but not all. i'd still have to randomly take off a month at a time or would shit myself 30 times a day in the office. i've no chance. and to get disability benefits for this condition in the uk, just shitting blood 30 times a day isn't enough, you legit have to be specifically incapable of wiping your own ass thereafter, or you're declared fit for work.
you need a min 8 points to qualify:

5. Managing toilet needs or incontinence.
a. Can manage toilet needs or incontinence unaided. 0 points.
b. Needs to use an aid or appliance to be able to manage toilet needs or incontinence. 2 points.
c. Needs supervision or prompting to be able to manage toilet needs. 2 points.
d. Needs assistance to be able to manage toilet needs. 4 points.
e. Needs assistance to be able to manage incontinence of either bladder or bowel. 6 points.
f. Needs assistance to be able to manage incontinence of both bladder and bowel. 8 points.

benefitsandwork.co.uk/personal-independence-payment-pip/pip-points-system
Fuck the UK. Genocide quietly going down as if it's nothing. In my hometown a disabled dude wheeled himself into the town centre, sprayed "where is the humanity?" on the floor then set himself on fire and died. The press just ignored it. Fucking savages. But such is life i suppose.

>In my hometown a disabled dude wheeled himself into the town centre, sprayed "where is the humanity?" on the floor then set himself on fire and died. The press just ignored it. Fucking savages. But such is life i suppose.

Wut? I am sorry for laughing but genuinely wut?

eadt.co.uk/news/inquest-hears-man-who-set-himself-on-fire-in-lowestoft-struggled-with-change-in-benefits-1-4994216

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>Heroic protest by self immolation
>"He suffered from depression and delusional psychosis."

user I am not joking here the UK needs to fucking burn to the ground. You poor bastards when are you going to fight back or organize. Jeez.

Same.

based realposter

I suck horribly too

If only I got into the fucking BTT sale. I was so close, it was loading my payment and then it looked like it timed out so I refreshed and it bumped me out the queue. I was going all in with my last 5 BTC, I'd have 25 Btc right now which would have set me up for the next year at least. FML.

You don't suck at feels bro. Feels matter.

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you need to start loving yourself OP and not be so damn cruel and hard on ya.

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SUCK AT LIFTING

JUST LIFT

Fuck disabled people and fuck you too
>t. Bong

Kneepads

True.

That's one of the beauties of lifting.

Not op

> love lifting
> chronic disease makes me shit blood when I lift
> stop lifting
> mfw

I don't go to Jow Forums anymore since I just get fomo. Luckily I still have coding and work, so I'm not gonna anhero yet. But ye, just saying, you can be bad at lifting

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>conquest of britain
lmfao

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You can always work as a beast of burden in Uncle Bezo's Pick n Pack

You're probably a racist neet then.

I honestly suggest that you devote the rest of your life to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, and to his Glory alone.

>chronic disease makes me shit blood when I lift
whats it called

>screeched the preteen
yes yes that's nice. it's yourself you're fucking too you know, by refusing people the things they need, you force them to simply steal your shit.
expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2019/02/01/shoplifting-at-supermarkets-on-the-rise-figures-show/

Faggotry

>preteen
Lol, try 5 figure taxpayer. Fuck you, hurry up and die you parasite. I work hard and yet I end up paying for shitbags like you to lounge round the house whinging you don't get enough for free. Are you going to quit? Then do it you cocksucker. Down the road, not across the street

Crohns disease

I don't get anything for free, other than the things I'm going to steal from you.
You're advocating genocide as a solution for disability, and that is the ranting of a child. Shoo.

>Genocide
Nope. I'm not saying someone with calipers should decide who stays and who goes. Just withdraw all benefits and welfare. Survive, or die. You can call it natural selection, or a "market forces" population rebalancing if that makes it easier for you to understand my reasoning, rather than straw-man my position. I advocate a Malthusian solution to the overpopulation that a century of welfare, medicine, and rising living standards have imposed on us. I can provide private healthcare for my family, put food on the table, a roof over our heads. Why should I be forced to do the same for freeloading non-contributors?

dietdoctor.com/crohns-disease-successfully-treated-paleolithic-ketogenic-diet

alliedacademies.org/articles/the-effects-of-exogenous-ketones-on-biomarkers-of-crohns-disease-a-casereport.pdf

nutritionforlife.healthcare/blog/managing-crohns-disease-with-an-lchf-diet

reddit.com/r/keto/comments/86c8h7/what_is_your_experience_with_crohns_and_keto/

found the burger
>muh land of the free
>muh no social securities
>muh homeless people everywhere

say that to Ninja

A+ at self-pity

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OH NO NO NO

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>someone with calipers should decide who stays and who goes.
when i'm dead, you'll be the new shit-tier, user. you'll be the one forced to live in the kind of savage society you're proposing, and whether you're able to do anything about it or not, someone 'better' than you will decide whether you get to live or die. it's a retarded philosophy which will result in a fucking miserable society.

besides, your solution solves nothing. you think i'll die just because of your refusal to help the sick? like fuck. i will simply become a criminal. so, carry on spewing your preteen poison, it's everyone you're fucking, not just the sick and diseased.
oh and enjoy 'equal opportunity' employment in a world with millions of disabled people needing to enter the workplace. i will cover your office in shit, and it'll be your own doing.

Had this shit for 6 years mate, tried multiple diets and medicine, it's not that easy to fix

I'm gonna switch in a few months from my current med (taken it for 5 years) to another one since the side effects are becoming too strong. 2019 might become a very good or very bad year.