Tfw got banned from using the office bathroom at work

>tfw got banned from using the office bathroom at work

I have to walk all the way down to the first floor of the building to use the public bathroom near the elevators now.

can I sue?

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why tho?

Get back to work and quit complaining office bathroom bomb dropper! We all know you destroy the bathroom and this is why you have to go to the first floor! BACK TO WORK NOW!

Sounds like they’re discriminating against fat slobs who make big shits and clog the toilet

yes. humuliation by your managers is not allowed. the question is did they discriminate upon you based on an immutable quality such as race, sex, etc or was it because you were blowing up the bathroom?

if it is the former then you have a decent case

This. We all know what happened. Why can cloggers not understand reality!??!? And he is probably the one that turns off the fan when leaving!

The latter.

I got warned twice for pissing in the sink, but I stopped doing that after they threatened to fire me. Now they are complaining because of the smell. I had a perfectly timed out shit schedule until they changed my hours and now I have to shit at work - not my fault.

It's a .medical case and u can sue

But u r probably fuckin the br up for everyone else. Regardless some lawyer will take the case

Shane op is just larping

Kek. I don't think pissing in the sink is widely accepted.

... Why were you pissing in the sink?

They should've canned you the first time

>warned twice for pissing in the sink
Kek why the fuck would you do this. I piss in the sink at home or in a private bathroom, but I presume this was a bathroom with multiple stalls and "public" sinks (since they caught you).

No the bathroom in or office is a one stall gender neutral bathroom or whatever you call it, the lock doesn't work though - there's a wedge you're supposed to be in the door to "lock it", i forgot both times and someone walked in on me and then went to the boss like a little bitch.

I prefer to piss in the sink it's just easier and cleaner

If it's the USA you probably can sue. Get their ban and reason in writing.

I understand now, you need to kys

>pissing in the sink
Sounds like they are discriminating against you because you are retarded. Easy money. Go get em!

That's sucks, user. Pissing in the sink is quite comfy indeed. I like to do it when I wake up at night and need to pee. No need to turn a light on to "aim", and it doesn't make any noise.

I never knew pissing in the sink was such a popular thing to do on Jow Forums. Do you lads shit in the shower too?

How is it clean to spread fucking germs all over the sink and also splash the water tap lmao some people brush their teeth or drink water there imbecile you should have been sacked and jailed.

Real men piss in the garbage can

fucking what.

>urine
>germs
You know nothing

>Pissing in the sink
I see. You are too cultured for them

Put me in the screencap

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I think I can now finally say that I've seen everything that Jow Forums has to offer.

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That’s fucking meme user, you’renkt Supposed to actually do that.

Don't give them ideas, user.

Put me in the screencap boys

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why are you concerned about making noise exactly? Who do you live with that would be bothered by this?
I also know it might be sacrilege, but have you considered sitting on the toilet to pee?
You still don't have to turn the light, you don't have to aim, and you don't need to flush.

OP's guests note the distinct smell of stale urine every time they wash their hands.

No, that is just disgusting.

I piss in the sink during the day as well sometimes. About the noise, maybe that's just autism or something. I don't like to make noise, and I don't like hearing people piss in the toilet.

Also, it saves water. I also like how it's just the right height for your junk.

Jesus fucking christ. Can't decide if larping or not, wouldn't see any user here past doing this.

>you don't need to flush.
I find that pretty gross personally, especially for a shared toilet.

They didn't give me anything in writing for that, but they did give me written warnings that I had to sign about urinating in the sink.

Tell them you are exercising your right as an American citizen to piss in the sink.

this thread is unironically bullish

note to everyone here: do NOT buy chainlink its an absolute scam.

>Boss, user keeps peeing on the sink, I can't take it!
>I know Stacy, but he maintains our disability hiring quota
>I'll have a talk with him

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Why?
>take your time to go there
>can shit in peace
>take your time to get back to your desk
>spend 30 minutes on shitting instead of 5
>worked less
>still got paid

what exactly is the problem?

Dubs and a green ID, good.

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>Not pissing directly on your boss
Never gonna make it

10/10 thread.

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Piss on the floor.

Based. Why else /pee in sink/ here?

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lel

You know nothing.
Urine is not sterile at any point.
It is especially contaminated when it comes into contact with skin.
Trace amounts of bacteria have been found in urine before it even enters the urinary tract.

A jew we had at work was always masturbating in the office toilet. Especially after we got a Ukrainian blonde in the team. He got a warning as he didn't even try to hide what he was doing with loud groaning and maybe even crying. We got phones from ADL and he got promoted to another office where they have their own small toilets in addition to the office toilet. Girls says he is extremely creepy, but not much more than normal Jews.

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>I got warned twice for pissing in the sink

whew

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me

but not at work

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Lol i remember you, saw the op and immediately thought it was that one user who got caught peeing in the sink

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These are the type of people I take investment advice from. I'm gonna fucking /makeit/.

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>he doesn’t shit in his hand and stomp it down the drain

It's disgusting in there - high traffic, and usually dirty. I like to have my privacy.

Kek I piss in the sink at home for convenience and thought I was weird. Glad to see other anons do it too

OP, why don't you just piss in a bottle and leave it next to your desk instead. You could get some fancy ornate pissbottles to decorate your workspace with. Would look very classy and professional.

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>tfw you cant tell if larp or not

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Ah, the classic Waffle Stomp.