Authentic italian pasta shop owner ama

authentic italian pasta shop owner ama

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have you ever spit in a customers food?

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Y'all make pomodoro?

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Based.

Holycrap. Italiano here. Thats fkin shitty. Dieinhell

no but i did tell call a woman a gypsy after she came back in after ordering take out and said there was a hair in one of her dishes

yes and yes

thanks my nana made it for a regular

only sat and sun

nice larp hater

k cazzo fai? Questo non k cucina d'italia

>no but i did tell call a woman a gypsy after she came back in after ordering take out and said there was a hair in one of her dishes

wow you really showed her

Questo

That’s fucking dollar ramen.

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yo tengo dos jotos en mis cocina

t.gypsyfag

yeah no

That's shit, you don't know what a real pasta is

What are some common mistakes you often see people make when they're preparing Italian food?

Do you ever use store bought sauces in either your own cooking, or at your business?

Clearly tomato based and a northern texture. 8/10 would eat.

Is this ramen beef or shrimp flavored?

che merda è

Puketti
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Im spanish. Is it weird that I kinda understand what you're saying?

Ohhhh the balls on this faccia di gazz

They are both romantic languages, user

post that on Jow Forums or Jow Forums and experience your asshurt """italians"""

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Whats your favorite pasta and whats the best bolognese receipe?

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Are Italians white?

too many to name 2bh

the mafia is a meme now

they are white niggers

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That ain't no sunday gravy

I'm Italian and it looks like shit
Glad you're having customers but just don't call it italian food

>calling my nana's authentic al dente pasta shit
>im italian
pick one disrespectful fag

I'm British and that pasta looks fucking shit bruv.

britains best dish is from india lmao

the drama!

>Bongs Best Dish
Depends who you ask. Strong contenders are beef and Yorkshire pudding, beef wellington, Cornish pasty, haggis swede and potato, battered fish and chips. There's more to Bong food that just tikka massala

That is not Italian pasta. My fucking Jesus Christ. Are you selling that as italian pasta?

Did you pee on 1$ asian noodles?

>Yorkshire pudding
This hnnnggg

>haggis
That's Scottish innit

All of these newfags falling for bait. Should have called himself Pastabro. Maybe then you retards would have got it.

Its literally a bowl of ramen, I'm pretty sure I can see part of the wrapper/tab on the counter from the spice packet lmao OP just set that on his kitchen counter, no way he is actually serving this to paying customers

haggis is scottish u dumb ass bong, is shepard's pie yours or did you steal that from Ireland
says the redit fag lmao

bet you 7 holochains you wouldnt say that to my nanas face

that looks disgusting

Do you produce the pasta on site?

Hardest dish to produce?

Have you ever made timpano?

OP just did everyone a favour. Don't ask for advice on these boards. Most of biz is full of low IQ retards that think supernoodles are restaurant quality food. These are the people telling you to buy link. Top KEK!

literally fuck back off to r/culinary

OP is dirt poor britbong living on supernoodles instead of real food. Put your btc address up, I'll send you money for some kneepads.

my nana makes the pasta fresh i mostly handle light prep and management
Hardest dish tiramisu

Yes, haggis is Scots. Let me drop some wisdom on you. The BRIT in BRITbong? It's short for Britain, which is an accepted shorthand for "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". Haggis is Bong food, and if it's good enough for our dear sovereign lady HM The Queen, then it's good enough for me

Tell the new fags where bong camd froms

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No retard. Britain is short for Great Britain which doesn't include NI. Bloody hell all these single digit IQs

Lets say all of this is real and you are serving that. Maybe it tastes fucking, the presentation at the very least looks horrendous. If it were actual restaurant pasta it would be topped with garnish as well. chopped parsley and maybe diced tomato etc. Also that is the thinnest sauce I've ever seen, looks like broth. Obviously this is a Larp because that is the ugliest bowl of noodles I've ever seen. Also you would wipe the run off of the bowl down around the edges because its a goddamn mess before you serve it.

delicious*

Newfags like you, you mean? Kys
Waiting for your BTC address cunt

>Britain is short for GB
>GB != NI
While you are technically correct, you miss my point- which is that BONG can cover anyone from TUKOGBANI

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Shut up gay newfaggot, you dont even fucking have btc to give, prove it by posting addy and once i confirm youre not larping i will post my add

uh yes, that shit is disgusting, get proper cuisine dago faggot

I'm not the one forced to eat supernoodles. wasn't planning to give much. Like £4 so you could buy yourself a decent meal deal.

Fuck off onions boy

If i wanted to i could have dental insurance for 4 dollars a month, but id rather just brush

Gourmet Italian chef from Flavortown here. You must be the lowest IQ retard on this entire fucking Polynesian statue carving dreamtime if you can't tell finely reduced pasta sauce from betahydroxybeutalated MSG powder sauce.

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Soup made from a stock cube, with what looks like your mother's labia. Times are tough it seems OP

>Blockarray
>$20000 volume on kucoin
>kucoin
>no wonder you're eating supernoodles

No one is selling buddy

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Kill yourself nigger

that looks like instant ramen in some watery sauce on the cheapest ikea plate in the store. good stuff user

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How many Linkies for a dish of Lasagne ?

That looks like some cup of noodles shit.