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This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass and calls her a whore. Honestly, what would you do?
Lincoln Hall
Carter Butler
knock him out, white boys cant fight
Brody Gonzalez
Pull out 9mm and pump a few rounds into him
Verdict?
Problem resolved
Angel Barnes
Lol at his JUST hair.
He’s never gonna make it.
Definitely not natty
Cameron Hughes
"haha you're damn right bitch!"
*slaps gfs ass and grabs it hard as fuck*
"and you wish you had her"
Wyatt Clark
bitter manlet detected
Jaxson Allen
I'd invite him to my house to party
Brody Nelson
Laugh and call her a slut
Then squeeze and twist his nipple and call him a Twink
Ryan Reyes
slap her ass again and call her a whore
Jordan Peterson
This. Only rednecks represent decent fighters. He clearly is not of them. Looks life from Commiefornia.
Aiden Bennett
Pretty sure I'm stronger than him so I'd slap him around a little bit I guess.
Eli Howard
they always skip fists and go right for a gun. its not their fault. theyre so small what else can they do?
Chase Baker
The fact that he's buff gives me certainty he's not a fighter.
Nicholas Gonzalez
ask to see his balls which have surely atrophied due to steroid use
Jason Reyes
He's actually off gear now because of his hair loss. Looks really strange desu because he still has mass but he looks so deflated and soft
Nolan Morales
You're put in a situation where you have to do something, if you don't, the female will think you're weak (even if she doesn't admit it).
Initial verbal response, such as "what the fuck do you think you're doing?"
Secondary physical response will have to be high intensity, as you'll have lost any element of surprise. This means no forms of pushing, higher impact attacks.
Even if you lose, you'll have stood up for her, it's better than doing nothing.
Thomas Foster
White knight
Carter Robinson
>get your ass whooped
>she leaves you anyway
Levi Martin
honest real life answer for anybody that has ever gone out:
1. You don't take your girl with you.
2. The only way this fight ever goes down is if either you and/or he has a squad with him. If you're starting a fight with some rando without your squad, you're a fucking idiot, and if you're starting a fight with some rando who has his squad with him, you're suicidal.
End of story. None of you guys would do jackshit if a 6'4" guy with a whole crew of dudes with him disrespected you while you were drunk, and honestly that's the smartest move you could make.
Luke Powell
>wow user backed off like a little bitch, I can't believe how wet I am
Logan Gutierrez
Fuck off. If someone has the balls to do such things to your woman is your duty to kick his ass. No matter what. Is this why america is so cucked right now?
Samuel Sanders
Ask him where his shirt is, he seems likely to be retarded.
Henry Miller
LOL i've talked to this guy before
Easton Price
suck his dick
that'll show'm
Camden Ward
If there is a conscious reaction, you don’t care about the woman much
If you did, you’d be seeing red and trying to hurt the guy however possible. Even if you were failing miserably.
Cooper Moore
That's an old photo, he is now balding, he lost his muscle, and is depressed af
don't do roids kids
sage
Josiah Myers
This is a mature perspective that 14 year old internet warriors wont grasp
Jackson Cox
bodybuilders arent as strong as they look. infact, they are bad at fighting because their body parts dont have full range of motion. power lifters on the other hand will fuck you up
Chase Hall
>a mature perspective
I have a hard time telling when anons are memeing, but you aren't being serious right?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
He seems rich, I'd sue him.
John Garcia
>6'4"
hahaha he is barely 5'11" user
Easton Cooper
laugh hysterically as my yandere gf brutally murders him
Grayson Price
I just think a lot of 4channers have either literally never gone out or never experienced nightlife in a major city. Also loads of children that have never experienced nightlife past college
What's the problem?
Tyler Lopez
He might kick my ass but he's not so scary that I wouldn't at least try to fight him
Thomas Nguyen
Tell to not to touch my hands again.
Cooper Lopez
This.
This guy is buff, handsome, and chad. But he is not strong. So I guess if he pulled that kind of shit I'd have to fuck him up.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>mfw my reply would probably be to take my shirt off since im more Jow Forums than him and then mog him hard, then give him a sermon on how pointless is to be Jow Forums if you don't believe in jesus christ
Benjamin Adams
>my bf got his ass whooped for my honor
>im so wet right now
Luis Foster
my sides.
Brayden Rogers
>This
First response is, "hey man cool it with that shit, shes with me."
Jackson Stewart
Found the weeb
Owen Moore
I understand that it's a stupid thing to do, that'll most likely fail, and everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth. But to do nothing, even under the circumstances you mention, is just wrong.
Zachary Lee
Also this, women don't get horny when you fight for them, they get horny when you force another guy down and humiliate them, regardless of the circumstances, honestly trying to become more endearing to women is a sure way to become wicked and hate yourself for the rest of your life, you are actively seeking something criminals do for money or power, not even pussy, the cognitive dissonance will fuck you up, also you can still get non-psycho girls by just getting a good social circle and enjoying life
Christopher Brown
Pull down his pants and start sucking his cock before she can.
Juan Miller
If you feel that way, that's fine, but you better have your boys with you.
Also, if you're out with your girl and don't have your boys with you, you're probably a fucking Jow Forums NEET anyways and fighting some rando isn't going to solve that.
Alexander Jackson
My social status should have no impact on how I respond in a situation where someone I care for is being harassed, especially if they keep doing it, after I've made a verbal response. I get that it's very frightening to stand up to a big bunch of guys, but a guy's role is to be there somewhat as a protector, regardless of the circumstances.
Tyler Scott
I would ask him "what the fuck are you doing?" as if I'm expecting a response before doing anything else, and if he starts getting smirky, just as he is about to say something, I punch him in the jaw or the solar plexus or wherever I can reach that is debilitating, and keep on punching him relentlessly until I know he's too disoriented to regain posture and then I go in for the kicks and punches meant to drop him to the ground, assuming the first jaw punch didn't do the trick.
When people are just about to speak and assume you are going to want to hear what they say and then react, they have a sequence queued in their heads and will not react as quickly to whatever you physically do just as they are about to speak.
t. got into a lot of fights because I'm retardedly unable to stand down when someone tries to put me down in down in a "what are you going to do about it way". some day some guy's friends are probably going to kill me like describes
Owen Rivera
Aggressively push him away and tell him to fuck off. If he wants to fight then i’ll fight
Henry Fisher
market sell this social situation and count it as a loss
Brandon Morris
call tyrone, but they might gangbang my gf
Ian Wood
You're quite literally the definition of internet tough guy. How often do you go out? Do you live in a major city?
Brayden Thompson
based
Austin Wilson
That black girls going to dump their thug looking nigga faggots just so they can taste man juice of this white Chad.
And thats a fact and you cant do nothing about it.
Noah Cruz
Id definitely throw a haymaker
Connor Murphy is an incel trapped in a chads body. He was a shy introvert for most of college and had to force himself out of his comfort zone to do what he does now
Kevin Rogers
I have clearly stated that this approach would most likely fail. That's not 'internet tough guy', at most it's naive to the actual horrific physical beating I could take. If authorities can be reached, then yes, that's the obvious choice. If not, run. But those aren't always options. In that case, do I just stand by and do nothing? (bearing in mind that I've already made a verbal response)
Luke Thomas
go out with him
Nathaniel Campbell
if you already said something then yeah you might as well just fight him because chances are hes gonna start swing in a couple of seconds anyway. .
Jeremiah Brown
A turn on. Imagining your girl getting secretly excited by another male touching her ass, her sexiness/attraction being validated by another male, and the extrapolations in your mind of what would happen if they were to meet again without you. Underneath the veil of insecurity-powered offense, these feelings exist more or less in all of us.
Bentley Bennett
Famous last words
Carter Edwards
>mutter f-f-fagot as i walk away
>say asshole too
>go home and cry
Jacob Nelson
Get uncomfortable close to him, and say your gains will not bring your father back, and squeeze his ass than walk away
Adrian Anderson
Honestly she would probably like it and leave me on the spot for him.
This is only true in my current form though. The story is different once I find the motivation to work out.
Jonathan Cooper
lol...this is wiz user, we are all JuJitsu Black Belt millionaire chads here... almost every person ive met on biz is also a lawyer with buddies working inside the justice department... I can speak for almost every person on this board and say that i would beat the fuck out of that pussy in the picture, and then i would tell that black girl to start sucking my dick while her friend gives me a back massage.
Now kindly I insist you get the fuck off my board you pussy, you must be 18+, jacked body 6 feet tall, and a 7 figure bank account in order to post on this site.
hue hue hit the weights kid and call us in a few years.
Justin Jones
Slap his ass and call him a whore.
Kayden White
lolwut
Adrian Lewis
laugh at his 5'10 height
Camden Foster
>implying he even looks like that anymore
Never do roids unless you're already an ugly bald fuck with nothing to lose.
Noah Morales
> It takes up to a year to regain full sperm counts so be patient with your body.
Sometimes the body needs help getting the signals going again. If so, a male fertility specialist will do a blood panel to determine your hormone profile. Based on that, they can prescribe a variety of drugs that will kickstart sperm production.
>In extreme cases, the body is unable to get sperm production levels up high enough for natural conception.
if you plan to have kids it's not worth cycling on and off
if you don't have kids, or are past 40/50 already with kids, then stay on forever there's literally no downsides to staying on T. not everyone experiences hairloss, connor murphy was unlucky.
Jace Hall
5'7" manlet here. I was acquitted twice by appealing to the stand your ground law. As soon as i see a legal opening, i'll pump anyone full of lead. End of case.
Aiden Cruz
I've seen some good answers here, and formulated a plan, in order of precedence:
1. See it ahead of time, put my hand on her ass. Yell: "Don't touch my hand bro"
2. Yell "Cool it she's with me"
3. If he gets in my face, ask him a question and kick his knee inward hopefully breaking it while he's mid answer. Punch until threat neutralized as long as this works. Lecture him on Jesus Christ afterward. Also make him apologize to my girl.
4. Get my ass whooped.
Kayden Robinson
I bet you’re quick to fire in bed too, pathetic midgetman
Blake Mitchell
Long guy with heavy upper mass would be easy takedown, then choke him out and curb stomp.
But in IRL wouldn't have to do that, slap my girl and she will bear maze you and then kick your groin until I drag her away..
Anthony Baker
Mace..typo.. bear maze would be interesting punishment too.
Robert Phillips
new?
Samuel Watson
stab him through his soft skin
Michael Gray
Blab my mouth, see if i can bamboozle him into admitting what a piece of trash he is.
If i cant, let him go and attack from behind. Im not fighting by the rules with this guy
Lincoln Campbell
Lol
Joshua Gonzalez
there's so much lowclass misery encompassed in that reply, one wants to believe this is a larp and not a real knuckledragger who will wagecuck or do petty crime until his 60s, unable to figure out the world around him
seriously, drop the borderline homosexual "getting drunk with my squad" shit and hit the books. even in your thirties with a half-fried brain, you can turn your life around
Chase Wilson
gouge his eye
Adrian Howard
Depends on what the legs look like.
Connor Anderson
Except for all the MMA fighters, in fact most boxing heavyweights are White, (((they))) have to promote lower weight classes nobody gave a shit about just to highlight the muds.
Henry Sanchez
t. Triggered
Sebastian Cook
Laugh, and pont out its a lady bum he.hit, he's clearly homosexual
Luke Ward
Pretty boys are afraid of damage to their face.
So bite him in his face or bite his nips off if you are a manlet.
John Bennett
Found the jew
Josiah Morris
GG
Jordan Richardson
Defuse the situation, if not call the cops.
Alexander Reed
These situations are why it's a good idea to learn martial arts.
Gavin Garcia
I’m going to learn how to box/fight now. Thanks for opening my eyes OP
Nathan Wright
spoken like somebody who has never had is ass kicked or kicked somebody's ass
Nathaniel Bailey
cadaver cope
Zachary Clark
if you lose she will start lusting for him and leave you
Jordan Campbell
>having a gf
First mistake
Wyatt Bennett
ill ask him how he lost so much gains and if he even bulks, what a bitch. then ill give him a kiss with tongue in front of my gf to show how dominant i am :^)
Eli Hill
Must have big hands. Round of applause
Nathan Morgan
>fighting in 2019
>owning several guns
Jeremiah Fisher
No average, everyday male is going to be able to put up a fight against several tall individuals. And it won't be like the movies where everyone waits there turn to fight. I don't fucking claim to be able to do so.
And so, it becomes are question well what could I do in that situation? What is my "purpose" in a relationship, as I see it.
I know that's a retardley overly-philosophical way of thinking about getting the shit beat out of me. And you're completely right, talk is fucking cheap. But I hope I would have the "courage" to stand up against them, if it's the only option available.
Dominic Hill
That’s why you should carry a gun or atleast a knife
Elijah Martinez
>squad
Are you 14? And a girl? Take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror, user
Nicholas Brown
Not my problem