Checking in for the big announcement. Howdy, y'all.
Honk Honk
Tyler Perry
Jordan Rodriguez
I REALLY like this meme.
Carter Perry
I'm ready for the announcement.
Luke Flores
>taps mic
thank you, thank you.
I do have some closing remarks
>clears throat
I'm sure that you are all aware
>checks notes
of some recent changes to the forum
>stands on tiptoes and leans forward
and I hope that none of you have been discouraged by them
>smacks lips
I believe that these changes have even helped us hone ourselves. As iron sharpens Iron, so does man sharpen man
>eats a skittle
So I would like to remind you all
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK MINORITIES
FUCK RIPPLE
AND LONG LIVE THE DREAM OF SHITPOSTING
Owen Davis
It seems that you were just a bit late
*honks sadly*
However, I took excellent notes and should be able to give you the gist of what was said.
*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*
*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!
Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!
And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*
Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!
Closer...
Clooooosssseerrrr...
*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*
LINK $1000 EOY STAY STINKY *HONK HONK*
And there it is!
Those are all of the notes that I had
Nolan Hughes
Best bread on biz right now. You are all based and red/clownpilled
Ryder Cox
Ok here's the announcement. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team
Evan Stewart
Alexander Moore
>Happy gambling though anons
Carter Nelson
im going to be real with you anons
i have what feels like basically nothing. a shitty apartment, shitty job. my bank account is averaging a +-0 difference each month.
no degree, no hope for the future. living in a haze of depression. weed and chainlink the only things keeping the bullet from my brain
thank you all for the memes, it was a fun 2018 and will hopefully be a fun 2019. Thanks to Sergey and the team for working on the project and ultimately saving my life.