VERY IMPORTANT THREAD

now that crypto is dead we need to find the big next thing to FOMO in

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Guns

I can feel this webm like I feelt mom of OP's anus

Everyone with a brain knows silver is the next big thing

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it is unironically crypto.

short the stock market

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a blockchain that only lets attractive women into the USA

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buy bonds for countries that are going to shit and sell them once the country is bailed out by the the EU or the US or Russia or China.

FUCK, that is terrifying.

Amazon stock, S&P 500

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