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I..I......I..........I CANT NEET ANY LONGER I NEVER HELD 100 BUCKS IN 5 MONTHS BY BANK ACCOUNT IS FLAT ZERO MY PARENTS ARE NOT GIVING ALLOWANCES ANYMORE I FAILED OUT OF COLLEGE IN 2015 I GOT LIQUIDATED ON BITMEX AND RAN OUT MY EMERGENCY SAVINGS I DONT HAVE A CAR LICENSE AND IM A 24 YEAR OLD KISSLESS DATELESS HANDLESS VIRGIN NEVER LIFTED LET ALONE BENCHING A SINGLE FUCKING BAR I AM AT LEAST 5 YEARS BEHIND NORMIE LIFE SCHEDULE AND EVENTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IMA GET A JJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBB

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Welcome to Jow Forums you'll fit in PERFECTLY!

You are larping user, nobody is this pathetic

Based but also Based

At least you're not a normie fag.

You're only behind 5 years from a normie life standpoint and it's not like that's not easy to catch up on.

atleast you're not a jannie

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fuck you, there is no worse feeling when i get less free to spend money than african niggers per month
at least out of this i can snag a very young girl cuz i dont give a shit about any girl my age and are post wall looking already

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How many hours do you have logged on Steam?

it's time

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If it makes you feel better, I got liquidated last night. 1k gone. Thats like 10% of my life savings.

Why would you drop out of school in favour of being poor as a congolese pygmy nigger

i know for a fact i wout last no more than a few weeks
i failed out with a 0.25 gpa for the semester and never went back especially in the current state of universities and will never take out a loan for it. i survived for a few years neeting but now it got to a point i cant afford canned tuna and my normie friends are all ghosting me because i couldn't afford a fucking $10 dollar movie ticket because that will blow out 25% of my monthly budget. basically starting from zero

What country?

socialist republic of burger land

So, why are you on Jow Forums?

Did you not put enough effort into your education? I unironically started feeling bad for you because you are not larping.
I'm gonna give you an example, my brother is similiar type as you. He failed out every school he applied to after highschool, lived the neet life, he is around your age.
I was very frustrated with the path he choose since I finished all my shit on time and was making 3-4 times local average straight out of uni. After extensive talks with him he applies for well paid manual jobs with no small health hazard risks abroad, picked up skills and now landed a job home making 2x average salary.
There are ways to live decent life without education, but it requires sweat and tears. Go work on a oil rig or smth for a while.

its one of the few places i can relate to and besides i got in to crypto quite early than most Jow Forums users (early 2016) and lived off that $500 initial investment until i lost everything of course

lol poor fucks. This is your fault. No education KEK go kys.

>have education
>wageslave for 300$ more
wow

LOL Sorry already multimillionaire user. GO KYS LOL

i do have a rough plan of getting 2 part time jobs for the rest of the year save up several thousand into a non mooned shitcoin and then go on a solo trip to like russia or something for a weeks in 2020 and rethink my life choices then

look who won the life lottery? show proof or gtfo larper

wrong, im just like OP but i'm 39

Enjoy

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what went wrong?

only have 350000

the first thing you gotta do, is pretend that you are 5 years younger. it's the healthiest thing you can do.

nothing, i'm just a lazy fuck who loves doing nothing.

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You should rather reinvest your gains into learning a skill you can market, like welding, handling industrial machinery etc... Unless you wanna flip literal and metaphorical burgers for the rest of your life.
Also if you buy shieeetcoins don't buy them en masse biz shilled ones, look at a project in a systematic manner, checking boxes, you want as few risks as possible. I have one 5mil MC coin with b2b progress worth at least 50mil in this bear market. Only reason why it is not there is lack of binance. Check TRAC,

I'm 29, and about 6 months ago got my rise from hourly slave to salary slave which gave me enough to dispose of. Week 1 2 eth coins grabbed up.

Were you lost in jungle for 29 years raised by critters? How the fuck did you manage this

>handless

end your life, what the fuck are you waiting for? it doesnt get any better as you age

this is actually really good advice, so many people just give up when they realise how old they are, just ignore the number and do what you want, succeed

Fuck you, I'm a handless, legless, spineless virgin and actually have locked-in syndrome where I can only move my eyes. How do I get laid, /biz and how can I become chad ?