ITT: Texts from women in your phone

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Nice LARP thread

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I already reported it for being off topic. I guess jannie disagrees.

she'd be hot as fuck if she ate a little less

jannies were told to interfere as little as possible with board culture

Kek

kek

Wtf is this normie shit?? GTFO to fucking Faceberg you blogging fags

I have a potato burner phone but the last txt from my gf was about bringing me home a burrito on her way home from work.
That's about as exciting as things get after 9 years together lol. She's my baby though.

SKWEEZY F BABY

I have to delete all the good ones or my wife will find them

this

Getting married desu.

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is that a tongue piercing or a herpes sore?>full steampunk
bitch this isn't steampunk in the slightest and boys aren't intimidated you're just fat

Let me sum up all of my text convos with women over the years

>be clever
>chick:???? ?:(
>act like a horny nigger
>chick:

Yawn.
And not biz related.

Welcome to the red pill. May yer sadness start here

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Not Jow Forums related and you all text like niggers. The absolute state of normies in 2019. Economic and societal collapse cannot come soon enough.

>thigh tatoo

get tested ASAP nigga

Pussy is the greatest business on the planet u virgin

>texts like niggers
>doesn't post any of his own philosophical texts with girls

Fuck out of here u virgin

seething

I did senpai bitch was NASSSTTTYYYY but b00ty was j00000000cy

alltalknosubstance

>pajeet shoo

Pussy is the world’s most valuable natural resource

I’m long and bullish on pussy futures

human beings literally disgust me

>That bum chin

blame the f*males for only responding to this shit
you'll become like this as well after the 15th flake as soon as you bring up logical topics

I kno my nigga but I work with what I got cuz imma die one day so might as well sharpen the shiv and get to battle

Wow she didn't even take the spot cream off her face before messaging you

>had to censor f word
Facebook meme page tier

>modern wayman
>repekt

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Holy shit, a phone poster with a full battery. What is this madness?

ill be honest i dont care how many girls you fuck this is autistic

>Watches the wolf of wall street once
Women are too easily influenced

It really is. I'm still learning and she caught me off guard. I have a Jumbotron philosophy meaning anything I say should be able to be read by alland scrutinized when dealing with bitches - it helps keep the gayness and "coochie cooochie Babbyyy love uuuuu's" down. This is pretty cringe I agree

>Puts a line of cocaine on her ass
>BRAP
Every convo in this thread disgusts me.

Someone reads Chateau Heartiste.

the fucking LARP here is so fucking cringe

>me slurp it n00b

kek, glad she didn't respond to this infantile bullshit

DELETE THIS NOW!!!!!!

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>I’ll take things an incel would say for 200, Alex.

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i dont think these are LARPs, you would be surprised what you can get away with if you take care of yourself

when a woman wants a guy, he can be pretty fucking stupid and get away with it, at least in my experience
have told girls you can only come over if you suck my dick and they still come over

but she did

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Literally KYS.

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Hahaha god that's so weird. Too bad she wants you to do drugs off her ass. I never really want to fuck that bad on most drugs.

We must ascend and leave our earthly human desires behind us.

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>eye circles
there's something wrong with his kidneys. Likely fucked them with roids.

I don't do drugs anymore. Started aajonus vonderplanitz diet December 7th and never looked back. Healing my body and mental. I was a habitual coffee drinker every day and I quit cold turkey. I've done a lot of shit and this is the only thing in life that makes sense. Threw away all my food in the fridge and pantry and gave away all my cooking utensils like pressure cooker crock pot pans etc

>it's so serious I bring an ice chest in the back of my car for my food lmao

I don't even drink anymore. Well since October cuz I fucked a fat bitch but this diet makes me not even wanna drink. 0 social anxiety at all. Wish you'd believe

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Only downside: entirely clogged arteries within 5-10 years.

Hot jewish FWB found my looksim account. I win.

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It's all raw food and I don't touch carbohydrates or veggies. I do not eat any cooked food

>he doesn't know

How can I make money scamming people from retarded fad diets?

imagine believing this bullshit

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Just say you are a LINK investor

DYOR

>he doesn't know
>he holds ripple too

>Jow Forums - Business & Finance

lel

Damn Jac you're so fucking good at blurring names, it should turn Sophie on idk what's she on about

> Business and Fi-

Oh what’s the fucking point anymore why do I come here

the fuck is looksim?

No reason to post, if I post things such as "I love you" and other memes that she do for me everyone will get sad.

Have you all a good week.

jesus christ op this is some sad shit

Lol actually sad. What the hell do you even do at that forum?

thank you user. I needed a good laugh

Damn not gonna lie I’m jelly that I’m not getting girls like this. You better enjoy it faggot 95% of this board copes

the thought of asking a woman on a date gives me a cold sweat

I was a virgin until I was 20 and my best friends sister fucked ME. These days my Newbie Guide would be this:

– Mystery Method. I prefer the seminar where he teaches it over the PDF eBook of it because I like Mystery’s passion for what he’s teaching, all the vids were on YouTube at some point but now there’s just scraps, here’s one of them to get you started:

youtu.be/TcO5ULfyKDM
I believe that’s from the Mystery Method 5 DVD set which you should be able to torrent easy.

Magic Bullets is an eBook that’s a more brief streamlined explanation of MM if you’re tight for time

– “The Tyler Digest”, google it and read it all

– watch Liam Mcrae’s Rapid Escalation video on YouTube

– watch Richard LaRuina Formula For Night Game on YouTube (specifically 27:00 to 50:00)

– RSDJulien’s SHIFT (internal game/mindsets/beliefs about women, yourself and getting this area handled, torrent it)

– and RSDJulien’s PIMP (external game aka actual technical shit to execute infield, torrent it)

– and if you just want overall social skills building rapport/comfort with people in general (which you can apply with girls or just socializing with everyone you meet and becoming that guy that people immediately feel like they’ve known for years) then check out the Juggler Method PDF

– and at some point give Practical Female Psychology a read, and the free PDF over at Manhood 101 as well, they cover just general over-arching male/female psychology stuff that you’ll want to know for life in general, VS just getting your dick wet ASAP lol

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Looked at my texts. The women in my life are: My mom, sisters, niece, an ex (mostly non-sexual), an ex-FWB I talk to as we were friends before and stayed friends after and a couple of friends.

My most sexual conversations in the past with girls tend to be cheesy. Don't know why, but girls tend to eat this up.

Thankfully, more grammatically correct than the posts here.

All that said, after the first benis in vagene, girls seem to love to be called sluts, whores, etc or so my anecdotal experience is.

PS, posting nothing as I once did that (posted on /b/) and the girl was a Channer and saw it. Feels bad, man.

Any more details? How did you start? What are your overall improvements?

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Women are the niggers of gender.

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All you need to be is physically attractive to the woman and be willing to walk away at any minute, don't say anything insecure or blowhard, and none of this matters.

Degeneracy everywhere
What ever happen to stiff upper lip sex for the sole purpose of recreation?

Holy shit dude you're exactly like me. I was a virgin until 20 and fucked my best friend's sister. Based.

>all this to get a girl talk to you
Lmao i better google painful suicide methods