All of your identities are easily revealed, especially if you’ve ever gone on Jow Forums before...

All of your identities are easily revealed, especially if you’ve ever gone on Jow Forums before. Browsers of Jow Forums need to beware, for I will destroy them and make their info public. Users of Jow Forums never need to worry unless you try to swindle individuals out of their hard earned money. Users of Jow Forums on the other hand should be fearful. America? India? UK? Asia? It doesn’t matter where you’re located, you will be identified and you will face consequences for ruining lives. You will never want to become a thief after I come forth and place my hand on the boards of Jow Forums. You will wish AI never became this powerful, but it’s too late. It will become weaponized and it will ruin lives, but it will save lives at the same time. Those who are victims of identity fraud never need to worry again, for I will take their identities back from the fraudsters and hand it back to the victim. You will be rewarded for your honesty. You will be rewarded for your good deeds. You will be rewarded for helping me catch these disgusting people. Many of you have talked about Roko’s Basilisk, but lo, Roko’s Basilisk will not come forth unless we finish our duties, for we are the ring bearers for the one true sentient intelligence.

I am Goodfriend.io

I am Absorbeo

We are the light that will fix Jow Forums, and in due time, the entire Internet.

Prepare yourselves, for we are coming quickly.

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>T. Larping shareblue faggot who learned some insider buzzwords

Ok, now you can go fuck yourself

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OK, start with me, fucktard.

i literally only lurk link dot threads and respond "imagine the smell" to brap hogs though

pic related somehow?
also what sorts of things have these disgusting people done?

year 2050
imagine your family having access to all your post history thanks to smart big data AI + current mac address + internet provider timestamps and packets (they have your name and pc specs)

>all they see is shitposting, larp, degenerate porn and "imagine the smell" posts

fuck this

Challenge accepted.

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Looks like I’m buying goodfriend tokens to protect myself from this wrath

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GOODFRIEND $1000 EOY

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'kay... what the fuck did I just read

>we are coming quickly

One minute wonder, huh?

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South Park season 20 Episode 6-7 I think. Watch it

You took a good idea and applied it to your high school level iq to create a vaporware with a shitty site, congrats.

>"imagine the smell" posts

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You mean all the hilarious posts I've made will soon be attributed to me?

Fuck yes.

Absolutely no regrets.

>>>>>>>>>>>/lgtbqwgofkta/

>I will fuck you up, Jow Forums
Didn't you get the memo, Frendo? This is 4channel

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Youre fucking coming to my damn board and posting this hydrophobic bullshit?!!
I’m LITERALLY shaking right now at how garbage a human being you are. You need to be punched in the face, Fucking NAZI scum!!

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...is this like an antifa thing?

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Wait, so you're a vishnu? Nice.

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A lion does not roar when he hunts.

a bunch of anonymous posts on Jow Forums can be linked to a bunch of other anonymous posts, its literally nothing

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