Rate my retarded business idea

So, I have this pretty retarded idea of a gamified, flash card based learning platform that uses ecchi images as positive reinforcement.
By answering queries correctly you can unlock and collect new images. It's basically memrise for horny people.
How did this idea come to pass? Well, I noticed how lewd pictures can virtually force me to click on threads and I wondered if could at least use that in a productive way since I can't turn it off.
I have a barebones prototype running on heroku: test4you.herokuapp.com (warning: has sound effects for correct answers, cheat code: "i suck")
The content is just placeholder garbage but what do you think about the concept? Could you see yourself using such a platform?

Inb4 weeb: It's simply a matter of cost. Buying ecchi material is probably much cheaper than getting the licenses for commercial photographs.
Plus I think people who jack it to japanese cartoons are probably much younger on average and are more likely to be in need of learning tools.

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No idea how well it will sell, but it isn't a bad concept.

Sounds like an interesting idea. I'm not sure how well it would actually help for memorization though.
>t. guy who studies 300 Japanese flash cards everyday

People will just datamine it or do some way to extract the images and upload your licensed images in a photo album. You might say that defeats the purpose of learning, but then I'd say if you want to learn you don't need porn to do it. Unless you offer the software for like $10, no refunds, you might be able to bait horny people to purchase while they're horny. In which case I'd recommend making the website having ASMR moaning sounds in the video and overloading the visitors (kind of like porn membership tours).

Also, is the lewd image related to what's on the card? For language learning it's best to only show the vocabulary and a picture of the word. If you include an English translation, people learn foreign words with English definitions and that hinders their ability to think in terms of the language they're learning.

Most retarded thing Ive ever read. God youre stupid

That's pretty good OP
honestly I had a bit of fun
make it a mobile app/site, throw in some actual guides to let you learn this stuff, not just throw the bitches at you
Make unlocking the bitches like a boss type thing, have a timer, set amount of mistakes, make the questions random out of a pool, etc
how about the same bitch could have a harder mode where you gotta go faster for example, that'd unlock an alternate outfit or pose or something for the same bitch
make it be able to browse the ones you unlocked already, maybe go full homo and give them backstories and stats and shit, bloodtypes fuck, idk just throwing more ideas
a progression system like that would really benefit something like this
I'd rather play this shit than the japanese learning games, there's reward here

I learned most of the japanese i know by strokeing my dick to VNs with a text hooker and translation aggregator.
They do say the best way to learn a language is to take a lover in who speaks it.

To expand on the word vomit I wrote there
this unlocked shit could be secondary, you could throw in an actual game as the center thing, but you gotta learn these gay things to unlock new bitches who'll fight for you or something, this way a player won't feel like learning weebaneese is the main thing, but a necessary (and kinda productive) task to accomplish both something they want but also something that'll help them save the kingdom or somefuck in game and pass the time on the shitter quicker

I wouldn't make it 100% proprietary. I have a more of an open community in mind with a good portion of user-generated content.
And at least in the beginning having exclusive material would be out of question. I'd have to license existing art.
The images aren't the selling point. They're just supposed to make the learning experience more fun.
User-generated courses would definitely be included so you could design them to your liking.
I know that it's retarded but there are a lot of retarded businesses out there.

Yeah, I do have a more extensive system in mind but I can't do everything from the getgo since that would take a lot of time and money. I'd hope to grow into it.
I see it this way. There are tons of people who consume a lot of erotic shit on a regular basis and maybe feel a bit bad about it cause they're neglecting their studies.
This would definitely be something they'd at least try once even if just for fun, especially japanese learning weebs.

What if someone uploads copyrighted material or loli? Seems like such a fucking headache to moderate the community content. And how is this a" business" idea? How will you turn profit?

You can't make courses at the same rate you can shitpost on Jow Forums. It would be a pain in the ass but manageable.
I'm not sure about the money either. But there are a few learning platforms that seem to be doing ok and a lot more erotic sites that do great.
I know that the idea is absurd which is why I'm just throwing it out there for feedback.

>I'm not sure about the money either. But there are a few learning platforms that seem to be doing ok and a lot more erotic sites that do great.
Learning platforms have the benefit that you can share on social media you're taking a course with them or send it to literally anyone, to your 10 year old nephew to your grandparents. It's easy to advertise on Facebook and to get advertisers on your platform. Erotic sites are for either for chatting with other people or shilling sign-up links and affiliate marketing. Marketing on those sites work because when you're horny, logic goes out the window. Yeah, I'll sign up for this porn site for $10 or yeah I'll buy this dragon dildo. Your idea however engages the logical part of the brain, in order for it to be effective, so I'm not sure how much click-through your ads would get in a scenario like that. Just seems like a gimmick where ultimately people would start jerking off 10 minutes into the lesson plan, then leave.

And to give you an idea: When I was in college I'd try to motivate myself to learn/read by overlaying porn over the videos or telling myself I can watch camgirls for 5 minutes for every 20 minute of studying. It just doesn't work, at least it didn't for me.

Yeah, what you're saying definitely makes sense. It would rather be for people who just like to collect cute anime girls which is a demographic that might be miniscule.
Though I did have a phase myself in which I collected ecchi pics from here just for the sake of collecting so it's possible.
Anyway as long as I don't have a better idea I'll keep working on it.

it’s probanly not as retarded as bitcoin hex

>Anyway as long as I don't have a better idea I'll keep working on it.
As long as you finish the project, it'd be an excellent learning experience and it very well could take off in a niche community. Good luck user!

Anyone know japanese?

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It means "i suck".
Well, as far as I can tell, everything on this app means "i suck", because it works everytime.

If you can create custom questions like it's a quizlet for horny people, then I think you have something going for you.

imho it's a fun idea that might gain traction but not as a method of monetization

on a side note. does anyone here have any experience or knowhow setting up a porno website? im curiuous what it takes and if there are any begginers trap

Im down. Do it op!

It means "Shut up" or "Silence!", now where is my hentai plox? Also you could at least show the kana and kanji, romanized words won't help you learn shit.