Colleague at work keeps throwing very subtle under hand comments at work in front of others. First time I ignored it and second time I was caught off guard and bit my tongue. Both times he made me look like a cuck. I work in tech.
This is the way of the modern world user. If you have a soul you won't make it.
Jayden Lopez
>Both times he made me look like a cuck >look like a cuck >look like >"like"
You ARE a cuck.
Nathaniel Jackson
>What do Jow Forums bros? First of all don't rush. Bide your time, this isn't about "making him look bad", this is about destroying him. Check what he's working on, and how well he's doing it SCRUTINIZE THE SHIT OUT OF IT. Since its code, its easy to do. Literally compare his shit to a best practices book and call him out on it. When he's going over his items, throw him off guard, something as simple as "This isn't how Josh Bloch would do it". Oh he doesn't know who Josh Bloch is? Oh he doesn't know what the standards are? Oh he doesn't know what specific part oh his code is shitty? Bring it up to your supervisors and managers than the code quality isn't as good.
Basically, nitpick small things, make him worried, let him fail, make it public
Jason Sanchez
I always wondered if you needed to get back at someone quick, couldn't you just pretend to trip and spill a drink all over them? If they overreact it's on them and you can take it from there.
Eli Sanders
Did you ever work in an office?
Benjamin Murphy
this is why Im unemployed
I fucking hate people
Michael Anderson
No, but it seems like the perfect environment for that passive aggressive bullshit. Why not just cut out the games and make it physical while covering your own ass?
Ryan Thompson
Break his fucking kneecaps in the parking lot
Wear a mask then get rid of the evidence, and by get rid of the evidence I mean shove the baseball bat up his ass
Cause if there is any doubt that it was accidental your ass is getting walked out of there faster than you can say sorry
Jackson James
let it slide and pretend to be a brainlet, so he's under the impression you're taking his insults as jokes. after a month has passed, follow him on his way home and discreetly take a baseball bat to the back of his head
Ayden Carter
good post
actually OP pretend you're a brainlet and you dont get his insults, after a while tell him something grotesquely shocking to make him think you're mentally deranged
I doubt you can pull it off but its the best course of action
Jose Reyes
What's his contact info OP?
Phone number, email, anything.....give to us. We will get this cocky faggot.
Then what course of action is there when someone who isn't inclined towards Machiavellian thinking/acting?
Evan Adams
None, its called "office politics" for a reason. You can't just stalk people in the parking lot after work and solve your problems that way. Its a bitches' world
Camden King
>You can't just stalk people in the parking lot after work and solve your problems that way