Do I short or long millennials?

Do I short or long millennials?

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lmao wtf

Well shit, someone's gotta pay for your healthcare, grams.

people 39 and under are millenials now?

DEFINITELY shorting this...

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You unironically long them
Milennials are the reason the 4th industrial revolution is happening faster than the 3rd.

>Do I short or long the future?
Odd question honestly.

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>expense ratio: 0.5%

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Long. If they succeed and you longed you both win. If they fail and you short you still failed because society failed

You short civilization. Once we hit bottom you long millenials.

we are in an ETF bubble. peak passive investment. every wagecuck is investing in the stock market now

this lol
And they'll get away with it because "EFTs progress"

>Expense ratio 0.76%
The fuck is this shit?
BRB starting a mutual fund that only invests in companies that think the right way (expense ratio: 2%)

so what do they hold, netflix, apple, uber, grubhub? what else do millenials spend on?

Millennials know the bear

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Short Boomers. Long Millenials, but try reform them. Like it or not we need them.

Kek that’s actually incorrect it just means no matter what, passive money will flow into ETF’s which destroys price discovery and creates zombie companies

some are.

T. 36 year old millennial.

Kek got my birth year.

short niggers
long chinks

>Peak passive investment
>the investment is actively being managed by fund managers they just hold a basket of diversified stocks
>being this retarded and thinking this is riskier than putting money in the bank and them doing the same exact thing with any deposits they have

Brainlets strike again.

Short 100x leverage