Guys i got a job fair tomorrow at my uni

you tard I have a degree in econ too

i have taken financial math and accounting

>I have taken financial math and accounting
Yeah so has everyone but it's not your major. Nobody is going to look at what shitty subjects you took if you took one measly elective on the thing that makes up most of what other people applying for study.

>I have a degree in econ
>International studies and world economy
>is the same as economics
You're hired, you can wash my car for $13 an hour instead of $12 since you have a college debt to repay

>Job experience
>clerk
>language skills not financial related at all
>get fired after 2 months and still leave it on your resume proudly

Yes you can probably get a job in finance at the local pawnshop or payday loan teller's desk.

i have no debt so hahaha

Well then $12 it is.

it was a summer job when I was young you tard

>cicg.io
Ohio state is one of the best deals going in terms of $/prestige

You seem pretty bright OP. YOu'll probably get an interview and could get hired if you're not an autist or really outclassed. They'll have good companies at your career fair.

>job fair
For most colleges that's the most useless thing you can use. They have a surplus of candidates. Supply and demand works in literally every aspect of business.

How do you prove you're Jewish to get into Israel and finance?

>putting summer job in resume
>'assistant manager'
>obvious lying
Yeah leave it off.

>proactive
My eyes glazed over and I stopped reading.

Yeah people just give out assistant manager positions.

Fetching coffees for the manager doesn't make you an assistant manager.

Yeah, you're gonna have to give him at least a handy for that.

>Majored in _______ Studies

Wew, enjoy the welfare line

>microsoft excel - proficient in pivot tables

hmm, ok, tell me about the sumproduct function, specifically, its ability to be a simple lookup function as well as its ability to sum arrays

My advice is to go look around for internships. You are no where near experienced enough in the field to warrant an entry level position.
Your education is unrelated, your work experience is laughable, your best bet is you might get to be an audit intern with some farm related finance companies or banks where you get to spend your time counting bales of hay for audit.

80 iq hispanic detected

Why does anyone even bother going to college?

yeah i know i have shit experience that is why i am trying to improve myself and get a job motherfucker

College is essential for the core competencies that require a college education.
Don't go to college to learn about stuff you can read about in travel books or going on holiday.
Don't go to college to learn about how to sell things to people instead of actually going out there and selling stuff.
Go to college if you want to be an engineer, scientist, lawyer, accountant, doctor.
Don't go to college to study useless shit marketed to you cause you didn't make the cut for those.
Or you can get a diploma in education and start a teaching job after you've blown $200k on your starbucks internship party extravaganza for 4 years.
Go intern and study something that isn't useless garbage

Where the fuck does Data Analysis stand?

i feel like you are ignoring all the good things on my CV like all the programming like R, Python, and SAS

you biz guys are hilarious meme level

>College is essential for the core competencies that require a college education.
10/10 non sensical NPC meme answer. College is an institutionalized scam, zero exceptions. Not up for discussion. To claim otherwise is irresponsible and perpetuating the scam. Anyone who has been to school knows it’s 100% bull shit and any value derived from the experience could be acquired through free content online in a 1/100th of the time.

>data analysis
At pajeet level outsourcing or replaced by machine learning robots

Oh well, I guess I'll just shoot myself then.

none of that is finance

I'm actually having a hard time believing you're not trolling, but then, I see spanish on your resume and realize you're some sort of castizo and it all makes sense

go ahead and give me a paragraph on the reason the market cycle can't be eliminated or admit your people are retarded and have no place in finance or any other remotely skilled occupation

We are ignoring those things because they are like telling the employers at the gardening business that you have experience washing toilets.

i'm sure employers prefer a college education over some boot camp certificate

>college is a scam
Yeah enjoy going to a doctor or accountant that doesn't have a college degree and come posting about how you have Cancer Aids and are now bankrupt.

>derived from experience
Try getting your foot through the door as a physician, accountant, engineer, lawyer,scientist or any professional field without the correct certification which requires at least a bachelors degree and gain 'experience' or internet learn your way into actual work.
Internet means that knowledge is freely available. It doesn't mean that you get an all access pass to recognition just because you can google shit.

i'm currently in college and i agree 99% of the shit i'm """learning""" is useless but as i said the people who shit on college never provide any alternatives

>99% of your the shit I'm learning is useless
What is your major?
>inb4 I'm in first year learning about meaningless dogshit background knowledge

comp science

better be studying at least to masters level to compete against the horde of pajeets.

yea i have no idea what i'm getting myself into desu

>No H1-B Visa
Not going to make it.

Engineering and comp science are all garbage for the future. You know how media attention is the sure sign of a pump and dump? That's what's happening to STEM. The thing about STEM is that (((they))) are putting all their eggs in one basket hoping to make laboring classes obsolete through automation. But then when that happens someone is going to need to take the place of the lower class, and that's the STEMfags. Business if you're a chad, lawyer and doctor. Those are the professions worth getting into. America will always have need of drug dealers and criminal accomplices.

Do not try to become an actuary. There are less than 300 entry level jobs available in the U.S.

You are smart enough to do better paying, more enjoyable, and less competitive work.